Aw, you shouldn't do that
Don't you know you'll stain the carpet
Now don't you know you'll stain the carpet
She: Er ... Australia.
Charles: No. Try again.
Charles: (testily) No... try again but say a different place.
She: Oh, I thought you meant I'd said it badly.
Clone NPC: It's a spaceship. This is a hover transport-
Padme: Modify the engines or something!
Clone NPC: -with no walls.
Padme: Hold your breaths!
<Batty>: Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<Batty>: Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep>: wtf is erap?
*Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall*
Troy McClure: Come on Jimmy, let's take a peek at the killing floor.
Troy McClure: Don't let the name throw you Jimmy! It's not really a floor, it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
<Supercow>: but after a while i found out it was only a rock
<Supercow>: fuck u... it was all mossy n stuff so it looked like a turtle
<eightyapes>: i dont think u get my point
Hector: Dude, you quit before you ever started.
Jeremy (holding his hand out): Apology accepted.
Hector: Engaging mower blade!
Squidward: How long can she stay like that?
SpongeBob: I don't know!
Patrick: Sandy's a girl?
Sokka: I can't believe it. I HAVE THE BOULDER'S AUTOGRAPH!!
Gumball: Yes! And what do you buy friends with?
Gumball: With money!
Karen: Well, "it" didn't slip away, Martin. You did, when you went off to fuck Nicky at my birthday party.
Martin: Yeah, that was a good party.
The Shoveller: Don't start that again. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing doesn't wear glasses.
Mr. Furious: He takes them off when he transforms.
The Shoveller: That doesn't make any sense, he wouldn't be able to see.
Froggo: Sorry! I didn't know it was her turn.
Mario: Don't worry, because I doubt we're gonna live 200 years, Luigi!
Maid: But, Highness, you will be surrounded by highborn young men! Your Highness cannot possibly wish to appear the hoyden—"
PJ: Cuz you played it funny. Now it's my turn.
Grobnar: My word. Just hearing that gives me the shivers.
Qara: I'll bet that could have shattered a castle wall.
Sand: Well, that cleared my sinuses.
Shandra Jerro: How... pleasant. Now Grobnar, I'm sure he didn't m...
Grobnar: I say, this is... genius. The tone, the tempo. You can almost feel the angst and pain of the gnomes as they are filled with arrows... and put on sticks. And the theme of the piece... now, that is tragedy, in its deepest, most primal form. And the climax, the uplifting portion, where the affirmation of liking gnomes is confirmed... And then brought full circle with the physical and emotional double meaning of them being in the mind and in the stomach. Amazing. I say, traveling to Neverwinter with you all has really been broadening my horizons — who would have thought I'd get to meet a kobold author and playwright!
LOOK, I'm Grape-Nose-Boy! BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY BLOOPEDDY...
Piccolo: (offscreen) I'm not a goddamn Yoshi!
Goku: But you said you were!
Piccolo: (offscreen) It's called sarcasm!
Goku: What's that taste like?
->Piccolo: (offscreen) DAMMIT Goku!!
Erika: Uh, what should I say... Thank goodness that the Fashion Club can continue on!
Tsubomi: THAT'S IT!? If you're my friend, shouldn't you comfort me instead!?
The Barber: No, I won't! You've frightened my customers! I'll teach you! (lather Duck's face with shaving cream)
Ocelot: What? I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. It sounded like "Please shoot me in the face and take this Metal Gear." CAN DO. *bang bang bang bang*
Ox-King: Hey! Your son Gohan is no longer a baby! Why, he's transcended Goku and now he's become an honorable Saiyan warrior. If you haven't figured it out now by now, both your husband and your son are battling to save an entire planet, and without them, we have nothing! Oh sure, I wish it was me instead of him, but Gohan is the only hope we have left! Come on, Chi-Chi, everything will be okay.
Chi-Chi: Is there more... or are you done preaching to me?
Ox-King: But Chi-Chi!
Chi-Chi: Get out of here! (throws a TV at Ox-King) You're saying I don't know my own son?! You think just by saving the Earth he'll be able to get into a good School?! And then what? You think he'll be able to get a decent job?! You're the one who doesn't have a clue!
Ox-King: Alright Chi-Chi, just calm down!
Chi-Chi: You want me to calm DOWN?!! Someone else can fight those stupid battles, I just don't want him to be a hooligan! Goku, you bring me back my baby RIGHT NOW!!
Will: Ain't nobody got more class than you. You wear a tuxedo to clean the toilet!
Project took 668 Pages, 18 months; more study is due, agency head says.
David: Well, it’s plausible that he just likes red phones! In serving trays!
Brian: Peter, what are you doing?
skeletonpart: the SKELETON MAN
Roger Goodell: Dammit Michael! How am I supposed to defend that to PETA? Do you have any idea how that sounds?
Michael Vick: Yeah, it's kind of a "gobble-gobble, glub-glub-glub" sound.
Roger Goodell (double facepalm)
Tuco: Like a judge.
Jimmy McGill: Like a judge. Ever heard of the Code of Hammurabi – let the punishment fit the crime, eye for an eye?
Tuco: Eye for an eye. You want me to blind them.
Dillon: Here's where you say stuff like "Of course you deserve him, Dillon! You're a nice, handsome guy!"
Ruby: I don't like to lie.
Dillon: You don't find me handsome?