Recap: Welcome To Night Vale Ep 31 A Blinking Light Up On The Mountain

Our God is an awesome God. Much better than that ridiculous god that Desert Bluffs has.

A Blinking Light up on a Mountain has mysteriously appeared. So has a Mountain. And a Floodplain. And an Approaching Army.

Meanwhile, something weird appears in the studio, the Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives in Your Home is allowed to make a statement since she's running for mayor, and Carlos isn't allowed to do science until he's made a certain person dinner like he promised.

"Today's proverb: Throw your hands in the air. Now your arms. Keep detaching limbs and throwing them in the air. Hopefully, the birds will be sated and leave."