History Quotes / ComicallyMissingThePoint

29th Aug '17 3:47:10 PM willowoftheriver
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->'''Pearl:''' Look around you. You're eight miles from your nearest neighbor. You're overrun with skunks, opossums, coyotes, bobcats. You use kerosene lamps for light, you cook on a wood stove summer and winter. You're drinking homemade moonshine, washing with homemade lye soap. And your bathroom is fifty feet from the house and you ask should you move?!
->*''{{Beat}}''*
->'''Jed:''' Yeah, I reckon you're right. Man be a danged fool to leave all this.
-->--''LiveActionTV/TheBeverlyHillbillies''
23rd Aug '17 8:45:12 AM IceBearBelievesInYou
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->'''Gumball''': What do bald people need more of?\\

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->'''Gumball''': What It's a safe, Darwin! It's full of money! And what do bald people need more of?\\



-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball''
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball, Recap/TheAmazingWorldOfGumballS1E8TheSpoon''
14th Jul '17 9:37:24 AM WaterBlap
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'''<zeep>''': wtf is erap?\\
''*Batty [[HeadDesk bangs his head repeatedly against a wall]]*''
-->--''Website/BashOrg''

-><'''Supercow'''>: i once questioned a turtle about advanced trigonometry\\
<'''Supercow'''>: but after a while i found out it was only a rock\\
<'''eightyapes'''>: idiot\\
<'''Supercow'''>: fuck u... it was all mossy n stuff so it looked like a turtle\\
<'''eightyapes'''>: i dont think u get my point
-->--''Website/BashOrg''

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'''<zeep>''': wtf is erap?\\
''*Batty [[HeadDesk bangs his head repeatedly against a wall]]*''
-->--''Website/BashOrg''

-><'''Supercow'''>: i once questioned a turtle about advanced trigonometry\\
<'''Supercow'''>: but after a while i found out it was only a rock\\
<'''eightyapes'''>: idiot\\
<'''Supercow'''>: fuck u... it was all mossy n stuff so it looked like a turtle\\
<'''eightyapes'''>: i dont think u get my point
-->--''Website/BashOrg''
erap?''
-->--''Bash.Org''
6th Jul '17 6:10:29 PM ASTOL01
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[[AC:Theater]]
-->'''Ghost:''' Revenge his most foul and unnatural murder!
-->'''Hamlet:''' Murder!
-->'''Horatio:''' Murder!
-->'''Ghost:''' For the serpent that did sting thy father's life now wears his crown!
-->'''Hamlet:''' My uncle!
-->'''Horatio:''' His uncle!
-->'''Ghost:''' Let not the royal bed of Denmark become a couch for incest!
-->'''Hamlet:''' Incest!
-->'''Horatio:''' [[RuleOfThree A couch!]]
-->(''Hamlet smacks Horatio'')
-->--Theatre/TheCompleteWorksOfWilliamShakespeareAbridged
26th May '17 9:47:44 PM intastiel
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''*Batty [[DarthWiki/WallBanger bangs his head repeatedly against a wall]]*''

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''*Batty [[DarthWiki/WallBanger [[HeadDesk bangs his head repeatedly against a wall]]*''
20th May '17 1:24:20 PM Naram-Sin
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->"OK, how do we get this thing out of the damn telephone booth?"
-->--'''Creator/MichaelBay''' discussing the script of ''Film/PhoneBooth'' with the studio, which he said he wanted to direct

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->"OK, ->Creator/WillSmith was now excited about starring, though, and red-hot Creator/MichaelBay wanted to direct. Michael's first words upon meeting me were, "OK, how do we get this thing out of the damn telephone booth?"
-->--'''Creator/MichaelBay''' discussing
booth?" My Fox executives went into shock. Within days, Michael Bay was out and the script of ''Film/PhoneBooth'' with the studio, which he said he wanted Creator/HughesBrothers had been brought aboard to direct
direct.
-->--'''Creator/LarryCohen''', on ''Film/PhoneBooth'''s DevelopmentHell
17th May '17 3:08:27 PM Naram-Sin
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->"OK, how do we get this thing out of the damn telephone booth?"
-->--'''Creator/MichaelBay''' discussing the script of ''Film/PhoneBooth'' with the studio, which he said he wanted to direct
16th May '17 2:29:18 PM nombretomado
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-->--''{{Tumblr}}'', given a DramaticReading [[http://kuueater.tumblr.com/post/82899790379 here]]

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-->--''{{Tumblr}}'', -->--''Website/{{Tumblr}}'', given a DramaticReading [[http://kuueater.tumblr.com/post/82899790379 here]]
18th Jan '17 12:33:19 PM Luigifan
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->'''Chi-Chi:''' Oh my brave little Warrior. He's too young to be fighting! [[EducationMama He should be at home, studying!]] But no! [[{{Wangst}} He had to listen to his father instead of me]]!\\
'''Ox-King:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Hey! Your son Gohan is no longer a baby! Why, he's transcended Goku and now he's become an honorable Saiyan warrior. If you haven't figured it out now by now, both your husband and your son are battling to save an entire planet, and without them, we have nothing! Oh sure, I wish it was me instead of him, but Gohan is the only hope we have left!]] Come on, Chi-Chi, everything will be okay.\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' Is there more... [[PreMortemOneLiner or are you done preaching to me]]?\\

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->'''Chi-Chi:''' Oh my brave little Warrior. He's too young to be fighting! [[EducationMama He should be at home, studying!]] But no! [[{{Wangst}} He had to listen to his father instead of me]]!\\
me!]]\\
'''Ox-King:''' [[WhatTheHellHero Hey! Your son Gohan is no longer a baby! Why, he's transcended Goku and now he's become an honorable Saiyan warrior. If you haven't figured it out now by now, both your husband and your son are battling to save an entire planet, and without them, we have nothing! Oh sure, I wish it was me instead of him, but Gohan is the only hope we have left!]] Come on, Chi-Chi, everything will be okay.\\
'''Chi-Chi:''' Is there more... [[PreMortemOneLiner or are you done preaching to me]]?\\me?]]\\



'''Chi-Chi:''' [[HairTriggerTemper Get out of here]]! (''[[TantrumThrowing throws a TV at Ox-King]]'') [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint You're saying I don't know my own son?! You think just by saving the Earth he'll be able to get into a good School?! And then what? You think he'll be able to get a decent job?!]] [[CallingTheOldManOut You're the one who doesn't have a clue!]]\\

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'''Chi-Chi:''' [[HairTriggerTemper Get out of here]]! here!]] (''[[TantrumThrowing throws a TV at Ox-King]]'') [[DramaticallyMissingThePoint You're saying I don't know my own son?! You think just by saving the Earth he'll be able to get into a good School?! school?! And then what? You think he'll be able to get a decent job?!]] [[CallingTheOldManOut You're the one who doesn't have a clue!]]\\



->'''Mr. Furious''': ... Lance Hunt '''is''' Captain Amazing.\\
'''The Shoveller''': Don't start that ''again''. Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing ''doesn't'' wear glasses.\\

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->'''Mr. Furious''': ... Furious''': [[ClarkKenting ...Lance Hunt '''is''' Hunt]] '''[[ClarkKenting is]]''' [[SecretIdentity Captain Amazing.\\
]]\\
'''The Shoveller''': Don't start that ''again''. [[PaperThinDisguise Lance Hunt wears glasses. Captain Amazing ''doesn't'' Amazing]] ''[[PaperThinDisguise doesn't]]'' [[PaperThinDisguise wear glasses.\\]]\\



->I don't like you, caint you get that through your head!?\\

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->I don't like you, caint cain't you get that through your head!?\\



'''[[spoiler:Tuco]]:''' Eye for an eye. [[BlackComedy You want me to blind them]].[[note]]The "eye for an eye" clause of the Hammurabi Code was actually a ''ban'' on DisproportinateRetribution. More details can be found [[Analysis/DisproportionateRetribution on that page]].[[/note]]

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'''[[spoiler:Tuco]]:''' Eye for an eye. [[BlackComedy You want me to blind them]].[[note]]The "eye for an eye" clause of the Hammurabi Code was actually a ''ban'' on DisproportinateRetribution.DisproportionateRetribution (hence the "let the punishment fit the crime" bit). More details can be found [[Analysis/DisproportionateRetribution on that page]].[[/note]]



-->--Female Announcer, VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome

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-->--Female Announcer, VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome
''VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome''



-> '''Deekin''' ''I like gnomes, / So dumb and fat, / Fat and dumb / In burrows like moles / Shoot 'em full of arrows / Put 'em on a stick / That's why I like gnomes.''\\

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-> '''Deekin''' '''Deekin:''' ''I like gnomes, / So dumb and fat, / Fat and dumb / In burrows like moles / Shoot 'em full of arrows / Put 'em on a stick / That's why I like gnomes.''\\



''*Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall*''

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''*Batty [[DarthWiki/WallBanger bangs his head repeatedly against a wall*''wall]]*''



->I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[WhatAnIdiot i hate japenese music]] , [[FacePalm it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]

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->I think they have destroy the game just with the Bo; [[WhatAnIdiot i hate japenese music]] , music]], [[FacePalm it was a bad choice to give this project to a japenese i think]]
18th Jan '17 12:24:15 PM Luigifan
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'''[[spoiler:Tuco]]:''' Eye for an eye. [[BlackComedy You want me to blind them]].

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'''[[spoiler:Tuco]]:''' Eye for an eye. [[BlackComedy You want me to blind them]].[[note]]The "eye for an eye" clause of the Hammurabi Code was actually a ''ban'' on DisproportinateRetribution. More details can be found [[Analysis/DisproportionateRetribution on that page]].[[/note]]
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