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->''"And Megamind! This one's for [[PaperThinDisguise Space Step-Mom]]! '''You lied to her!'''"''
-->-- '''Hal Stewart/Tighten''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}''



->'''Violet Parr''': "Mom and Dad's lives could be at stake, or worse... their ''marriage''!"
->'''Dash Parr''': "Their marriage?! So, the bad guys are gonna wreck Mom and Dad's marriage?"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles1''



->'''Shrek''': ''(who's found out his wife is pregnant)'' "How did this happen?!"
->'''Puss in Boots''': "Allow me to explain. You see, when a man has certain feelings for a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him..."
->'''Shrek''': "I know ''how'' it happened!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird''

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->'''Shrek''': ''(who's found out his wife is pregnant)'' "How did this happen?!"
->'''Puss in Boots''': "Allow me to explain. You see, when a man has certain feelings for a woman, a powerful urge sweeps over him..."
->'''Shrek''': "I know ''how'' it happened!"
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird''
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->'''Jason:''' Talk about raising the bar for cinema.\\
'''Paige:''' Super raising it.\\
'''Jason:''' I'm not talking about Creator/OrlandoBloom's close-ups, by the way.\\
'''Paige:''' Don't tell me you liked [[Film/TheLordOfTheRingsTheReturnOfTheKing that filler stuff about a ring]].
-->-- ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'', 2003-12-18
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->'''Kraang Prime''': ''BLOW UP REALITIES?!'' You've been trying to wipe out dimensions we've been trying to mutate for ''thousands of years?!'' '''''ARE YOU INSANE?!'''''\\

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->'''Kraang Prime''': Subprime''': ''BLOW UP REALITIES?!'' You've been trying to wipe out dimensions we've been trying to mutate for ''thousands of years?!'' '''''ARE YOU INSANE?!'''''\\



'''Kraang Prime''': ''This'' is why I banished you to [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 two-dimensional Earth]] in the first place! BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT! ''A MORON!'' '''''A DINGLEBERRY!!'''''

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'''Kraang Prime''': Subprime''': ''This'' is why I banished you to [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 two-dimensional Earth]] in the first place! BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT! ''A MORON!'' '''''A DINGLEBERRY!!'''''
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->'''Ryunosuke Naruhodo:''' But why would a detective be working as a restaurant waiter? Ah! Of course! Your salary must be terrible!\\
'''Satoru Hosonaga:''' I was working undercover.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/TheGreatAceAttorney: Adventures'', Case G1-1: "The Adventure of the Great Departure"
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->'''Henry:''' Er, ajar.
->'''George:''' Eh? We're not making a jam?
->'''Henry:''' The door, you great ''nit''.
-->-- ''Film/TwiceRoundTheDaffodils''
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->'''Q:''' '''APPLES DO NOT FALL UP'''\\
'''A:''' They're more like giant cherries.
-->-- ''VideoGame/IWannaBeTheGuy'', [[http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/faq.php official FAQ]]
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->'''Pudding''': ''Ah'', the days of wine and roses. They are not long.
->'''Samantha''': Who said that?
->'''Pudding''': I did?
-->-- ''Series/ItsAwfullyBadForYourEyesDarling'', "A New Lease"
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'''Emma:''' Stop? I just started!\\

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'''Emma:''' Stop? I just started!\\started!
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->'''Emma:''' "What does a double yellow line mean?"\\
'''Jessie:''' You can't pass.\\
'''Emma:''' That's not very nice! I'm doing my best! That's what scares me!\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Emma:''' "What does a red octo-gonal sign mean?"\\
'''Jessie:''' Stop.\\
'''Emma:''' Stop? I just started!\\
-->-- ''Series/{{Jessie}}'', "Driving Miss Crazy"
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->''''Ernie''': "Why did my ice cubes run away from home!?"
->'''Bert''': "Oh, Ernie, now that's -- that-- that's silly. Ice cubes can't run away from home."
->'''Ernie''': "You're right."
->'''Bert''': "Right."
->'''Ernie''': "They didn't even have suitcases or bus fare. Something must've happened to them."
->'''Bert''': "True."
->'''Ernie''': "Bert!"
->'''Bert''': "What?"
->'''Ernie''': "I think I've suddenly realised what happened?"
->'''Bert''': "Well, about time too."
->'''Ernie''': "Yes, somebody stole my ice cubes."
->'''Bert''': "Oh, brother!"
->''(later)''
->'''Ernie''': "Bert, look at this -- I've found a clue! Hey, take a look at -- take a look at the box here. Look, look in the box."
->'''Bert''': "Yeah?"
->'''Ernie''': "This box used to contain ice cubes..."
->'''Bert''': "Yeah?"
->'''Ernie''': "But now it's full of water."
->'''Bert''': ''(impatiently)'' "So it is! ''Now'' do you see what happened?!"
->'''Ernie''': "I certainly do!"
->'''Bert''': "Well, good!"
->'''Ernie''': "Everything is perfectly clear!"
->'''Bert''': "At last!"
->'''Ernie''': "A ''fish'' stole my ice cubes!"
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''
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->'''Nathan''': Mimsy, you didn't do what I told you.\\
'''Mimsy''': D'ahh, whattaya mean, boss? You said to swim in the water and to blow the [shark] whistle. I swam in the water, so now I'm gonna blow the whistle! ''[blows whistle]''\\
'''Intertitle text''': ''Mimsy was supposed to blow the shark whistle while still under the water. There appears to have been a fundamental misunderstanding.''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS14E7CrippledSummer Crippled Summer]]"
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'''Andrealphus:''' Because, my dear sister, you've already produced an heir. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome When he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions--it will all pass to Via.]]\\

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'''Andrealphus:''' Because, my dear sister, you've already produced an heir. [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome When he dies, his duties, his possessions, his legions--it will all pass to Via.]]\\\\
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'''Kraang Prime''': ''This'' is why I banished you to [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 two-dimensional space]] in the first place! BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT! ''A MORON!'' '''''A DINGLEBERRY!!'''''

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'''Kraang Prime''': ''This'' is why I banished you to [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 two-dimensional space]] Earth]] in the first place! BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT! ''A MORON!'' '''''A DINGLEBERRY!!'''''
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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2007''

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2007''
''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2012''
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->'''Kraang Prime''': ''BLOW UP REALITIES?!'' You've been trying to wipe out dimensions we've been trying to mutate for ''thousands of years?!'' '''''ARE YOU INSANE?!'''''\\
'''Kraang''': ...well, you did say "[[ExactWords Wipe out the Turtles at any cost]]"...\\
'''Kraang Prime''': ''This'' is why I banished you to [[WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1987 two-dimensional space]] in the first place! BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT! ''A MORON!'' '''''A DINGLEBERRY!!'''''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles2007''
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->'''Lincoln:''' I've got eyes on the package.\\
'''Clyde:''' Package? What about Lori's phone?\\
'''Lincoln:''' ''(FacePalm)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse'', "Get the Message"
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->'''Buzz:''' This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the [[TheAlliance Galactic Alliance]]: [[BigBad Evil Emperor Zurg]]!\\
({{Beat}})\\
'''Warp:''' What PLOT?! You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck in a tree!\\
'''Buzz:''' That fiend! Why can't he leave the kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?
-->-- ''Recap/BuzzLightyearOfStarCommandE1TheAdventureBegins''
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->'''Matron''': This interfering busy-body-
->'''District Nurse''': A ''very'' pretty little body, I agree.
-->-- ''Film/NoKidding''
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->'''Lim:''' Name one time when I ever touched anything and got us into trouble.\\
''(Richi lists three such examples.)''\\
'''Lim:''' I said name ONE time!!
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwOVqN79ftU Lim & Richi, Boundaries]]''

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->'''Tom:''' Oh, I don't think you'd wanna come to this meeting, it's about ''you''.\\
'''Crow:''' Me?\\
'''Tom:''' [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech That's right, it's about how you cheated and betrayed the confidence of a sweet, innocent robot. It's about how you made a mockery of everything that's good in this world.]] It's about how everything you touch... ''you destroy''.\\
'''Crow''': So why can't I come?
-->-- 'Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E15TheWildWorldOfBatwoman The Wild World of Batwoman]]"



[[folder:Video Games]]->''"I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED GONZALES! STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES, YOU CHICKEN NUGGET!"''

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[[folder:Video Games]]->''"I Games]]
->''"Do not damage the safety equipment. Remove it, in case of danger."''
-->-- Female Announcer, ''VideoGame/RabbidsGoHome''

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DON'T KNOW ANYBODY NAMED GONZALES! STOP SPEAKING IN RIDDLES, YOU CHICKEN NUGGET!"''



-->-- ''VideoGame/UmJammerLammy'', specifically PaRappa's story

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-->-- ''VideoGame/UmJammerLammy'', specifically PaRappa's [=PaRappa's=] story
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->'''Ropporu''': [''rolls paper into cylindrical tube that overlaps A and B''] By connecting the corner of both papers, A can go through B in no time. That's what a "warp" means. You understand now?\\

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->'''Ropporu''': [''rolls piece of paper into cylindrical tube that overlaps A and B''] tube''] By connecting the corner of both papers, point A can go through B in no time. That's what a "warp" means. You understand now?\\
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->'''Ropporu''': [''rolls paper into cylindrical tube that overlaps A and B''] By connecting the corner of both papers, A can go through B in no time. That's what a "warp" means. You understand now?\\
'''Nobita''': I... dunno. If the universe is made of paper, wouldn't it be huge and costly?\\
[''cue Ropporu doing a FaceFault'']
-->-- Ropporu trying to explain the concept of FoldThePageFoldTheSpace to Nobita in ''Anime/DoraemonTheRecordsOfNobitaSpaceblazer''. It... doesn't work.

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