When Craig Ferguson says what's on his mind (which is frequently), it tends to go here.
July 31, 2009: This sketch, which is basically a storm of Sean Connery jokes but manages to get impossibly funny. "I'm STANDING on water and I got a HAT on top of my HAT!"
September 4, 2009: This email from "Joe Bob" in Hicksville, Kentucky...and Craig's response to it.
Early 2010: "Look, you try doing my job and not talking about all the crap that's going on at NBC!"
August 3, 2010: Somebody screws up the Angela Lansbury gag again.
Fall 2010: During a Tweetmail segment, Secretariat comes out and the costume starts falling off the guys who are inside the thing. So what does Craig do? He brings the thing out three more times!
July 19, 2011: Geoff's response when asked if he ever smoked.
"Actually I did smoke once...then I died. See? See? CBS cares."
A recent episode featured a monologue discussing Dick Cheney's new book. Geoff claims that he's a big follower of politics, so Craig asks him if he's Republican or Democrat.
"I'm a gay robot skeleton."
November 10, 2011: Larry King (of all people) fills in as Geoff's temporary personality and voice. The entire Letters segment was a riot, and even Craig had a hard time keeping it together.
Larry King Geoff: I walked the streets of Manchester when I was a human, when I was a normal Jew, just walking the streets. I was not a robot. Craig: This is either the worst or best idea I've ever had in my [ĦAY CARAMBA!] life.