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is a 2008 American/British/French teen romantic dramedy film starring Emma Roberts, Alex Pettyfer and Natasha Richardson. Roberts plays Poppy Moore, a spoiled California
who is sent to a boarding school in England as punishment for her bad behavior.
Sadly, most notable as Natasha Richardson's final screen appearance before her untimely passing the following year.
This film contains examples of: Absurdly Powerful Student Council: Which is run by Harriet, who isn't exactly suited for the role. Academic Alpha Bitch: Head Girl Harriet is a perfect example of this trope, she rules the school with an iron fist, but uses intellectual prestige and extracurricular overachieving instead of fashion and hotness. Her Beta Bitch posse are deputy Head Girls, and it's clear they have been sucked into being her minions because she's on such a power-trip. Adorkable: Drippy, and Kate a little bit. Alpha Bitch: Harriet, and Poppy's friend Ruby, although she's a little less obvious. Poppy herself seems to expect she will take on the mantle of Alpha Bitch at her new school, but instead finds herself unpopular in this world. Ambition Is Evil: Harriet. Backstabbing the Alpha Bitch: Harriet's minions decide not to tell her crucial information about how close Poppy is getting to Freddy because she'll shoot the messenger. Bad Bad Acting: Drippy and Kate's attempts at pretending to be old enough to buy alcohol. Big Eater: Drippy regularly sneaks into the school freezer at night for an ice-cream fix, plus she can't resist some cream eggs when the girls are attempting to buy alcohol. Blondes are Evil: Harriet. Also, Poppy goes from blonde to brunette over the course of the story, signifying the positive changes to her character. Boarding School Bratty Teenage Daughter: Poppy. British Stuffiness: Harriet, especially when Poppy gives out her details as a telephone sex line. Butt Monkey: Whenever the plot calls for (or even when it doesn't call for) a student of Abbey Mount to make a fool of herself, get hopelessly drunk and pass out in a puddle of vomit, someone other than Poppy to be bullied or even for someone to be in a life-threatening situation, it WILL be Drippy. Closer to Earth: Kate. Cloud Cuckoolander: Drippy. Cruella to Animals: Harriet's love of hunting and shooting are used to show she's not a nice person. Deadpan Snarker: A lot of the girls, especially Kate. Direct-to-DVD: Unlike many US/UK films produced by Working Title, this was its fate in the US. It would not be the last time this happened to a Britflick starring Emma Roberts. Expository Hairstyle Change: Poppy gets one about halfway through the film, switching from blonde to brown as she becomes less of a shallow jerkass. Interestingly, Harriet dyes her hair from blonde to brown as well, but she changes hers back after the school dance. (She was dressed as Keira Knightley at the time.) Evil Brit: Harriet. Fashion Shop Fashion Show: Well, it's in a charity shop so not exactly, but the girls do get a clothes montage at one point. Five-Man Band: Poppy and her four friends. Freudian Excuse: Poppy, even though her younger sister Molly has experienced the loss of her mother as well and doesn't act like a brat. However, it's possible she was too young to remember the incident. Poppy states she herself was eleven when it happened. Hey, It's That Guy!!: Hey, it's Nick Frost! Moaning Myrtle! I Am Spartacus: When Poppy is standing trial, every single girl in the room (except Harriet) gets up and says they were with her in the night of the fire. I Am Very British I Never Said It Was Poison: Harriet rants at Poppy for starting the school fire, and mentions Poppy's lighter - unfortunately for Harriet, nobody knows that a lighter was used to start the fire. Ineffectual Sympathetic Villain: Harriet. At least until she set the school on fire and tried to blame it on Poppy! Kick the Dog: Harriet's treatment of her Year Seven "maid" almost borders on Comedic Sociopathy. Poppy starts the movie kicking the dog, by giving away and destroying all her new step mother's belongings, just for marrying Poppy's father. Make Way for the Princess: Averted; Poppy seems to expect this at first, only for Harriet to coldly inform her that Americans rank somewhere below vermin in the school pecking order. National Stereotypes: The girls assume Poppy is sexually experienced because she is from California. Only Known by Their Nickname: Drippy is always referred to by her nickname, except when Mrs. Kingsley calls her name on the school register. Her real name is Jennifer. Oop North: Several of the girls have Northern accents, particularly Josie. Drippy, Kate and Harriet all have more Southern accents, though. The setting is in the North, however. Promotion to Parent: Implied in the beginning that Poppy is to her little sister. Reasonable Authority Figure: Mrs. Kingsley. Rich Bitch: Poppy is this for most of the film, until she softens up. Harriet is also one, contrasting Poppy's spoiled Malibu princess qualities with her chilly upper class toffness. Running Gag: Poppy constantly using hand-sanitiser on everything. She stops once she goes through her Character Development. Schemer: Kiki. Screw the Rules, I Make Them!: Oh, Harriet. Serious Business: Lacrosse. Single Girl Seeks Most Popular Guy: Somewhat of an aversion; Poppy is only after Freddy at first because he's Mrs. Kingsley's son, but later on she genuinely falls for him. Strong Family Resemblance: Poppy remarks she looks like her mother after she gets her hair dyed brunette. Teacher's Pet: Harriet tries to be this to Mrs. Kingsley, but her attempts are fairly transparent. Those Two Girls: Harriet's minions, Jane and Charlotte. Vomit Discretion Shot: Drippy is sick on the grass right by Poppy's feet after the school dance, but you only hear it. Wake Up Make Up: Poppy has suspiciously perfect makeup for somebody who is supposed to be just waking up during her very first scene. Wham Line: "Harriet...what lighter?" With Friends Like These...: Poppy's American friend Ruby, who is secretly sleeping with Poppy's boyfriend while she's in England.