"By sunset I'll be the new emperor. And I'll be the master of the whole universe!" — Count Zarth Arn posing in his fist-shaped space fortress
We'll scan it with our computer waves.
The only solution is to leave space and re-enter on the other side.
The evil Count Zarth Arn is threatening to take over the galaxy with the most powerful weapon in the galaxy. The Emperor's son has gone missing after this weapon destroyed his spaceship, and smugglers Akton and Stella Star must find him and destroy the weapon.
In the late '70s, Italian director Luigi Cozzi attempted to capitalize of the success of Star Wars
by creating a space movie
with B-movie faves Caroline Munro and Marjoe Gortner, plus Christopher Plummer
and even David Hasselhoff. The result? STARCRASH!Starcrash
(original title Scontri stellari oltre la terza dimensionetranslation
) is a hilariously bad
movie, made better by the hilariously artificial-sounding translation. Many believe it to be even worse than that. It's a really, really, really badly done movie, so watch at your own peril.
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