"I believe in my whole race...in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability... and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere on this planet. I am proud to be a human being. I believe that we have come this far by the skin of our teeth, that we always make it just by the skin of our teeth — but that we will always make it … survive … endure. I believe that this hairless embryo with the aching, oversize brain case and the opposable thumb, this animal barely up from the apes, will endure."
The Conversion Bureau: Not Alone is a My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic fanfic. It is a sometimes heavy-handed new take on The Conversion Bureau; while not strictly necessary, reading or at least having knowledge of TCB is strongly advised.Similar to mainline TCB, the Equestrian landform appears suddenly in the South Atlantic. While humanity extended welcome to the ponies, there were those who had doubts. These doubts proved founded once the ponies' imperialism came to light, leading humanity to gear up for war. At the same time, there are also those ponies who disagree with the Princesses' actions.The story is presented through newscasts, postings and other formats in addition to standard prose.Dalek IX, author of the fanfictions A Hero and Friends of a Solar Empire, is writing a fan sequel to Not Alone, called Conquer The Stars. That story takes place 200 years later on a colony ship that has rediscovered the Equestrian Barrier... in an entirely different star system. Much of the original's open ending is expanded upon, both on Earth and in Equestria.As of January 31, 2013, Starman Ghost decided to delete the story from Fim Fiction.net, declaring that he refused to write in the Conversion Bureau setting anymore, to the shock of his readers, who did their level best to convince him otherwise. However, readers uploaded the story (with his permission) to other places, including the Spacebattles link above.A second fan sequel has been posted to fimfiction.net by another fimfiction author called Warwolf, with Starman's permission, as of February 11, 2013 called The Shadow of Ages, and is also a crossover with another Conversion Bureau fanfic called The Conversion Bureau: The Warrior's Way, itself a sequel to Warwolf's story The Shogun Six. The Shadow of Ages can be found here.
This fanfic contains examples of:
Author Tract : Written (from word of god) to "set right" perceived issues with certain other TCB stories, certain story plot points are established by fiat and with a certain lack of substance and subtlety, don't necessarily make sense and you should definitely not try to look behind the curtain.
Anticlimax: Celestia's Answer ends with Equestria just... vanishing.
Aliens Are Bastards: Subverted. While ponies like Twilight Sparkle definitely qualify, there's also ones like Ice Breaker, Evening Star and Lyra, who do not agree with what Celestia is doing.
An Arm and a Leg: Shining Armor lost both hind legs during the battle of South Africa.
For Earth, the good news is that Equestria retreats back to its home dimension and won't be bothering anyone else anytime soon, humanity survives, there is hope for peaceful coexistence with the ponies left on Earth, and it appears Celestia will get her comeuppance. The bad news is that the PER and HLF are still out there and still a threat, many ponies are still being held in internment camps, South Africa is turning into a fascist hellhole, and many countries have begun spending massive amounts of money (at the expense of education and healthcare) on the military and building weapons in preparation for a war that will never come.
For Equestria, they escape with minimal casualties aside from the slaughtered Royal Guards and the ponies they left behind. On the flipside, the population is starting to fall into dissidence against the Princesses, and the zebra and gryphon kingdoms are... rather discontent at their actions. The story even ends in a letter that heavily foreshadows war against Equestria.
Blatant Lies: Celestia, in an interview, states that she wants friendship between species. She also states that she's not forcing humanity to accept ponification. If you're familiar with the Conversion Bureau in general, you'd see that neither of these statements are true.
Confirmed by Luna herself when she says it wasn't Celestia's fault that they rejected her 'perfect solution' for the problems of humanity despite everything she did to make sure they didn't.
Revealed at the end that Celestia personally transported Equestria to Earth to purposefully assimilate them.
Colbert Bump: This story managed to set up Anti-TCB stories that weren't as heavy-handed as the actual TCB stories, as well as other humans in equestria stories that have Grey and Grey Morality once it appeared on Spacebattles.
Creepy Souvenir: In The Battle Of South Africa, the soldier Pieter hacks off a dead unicorn's horn as a trophy. This is NOT to be seen as a good thing.
Day Of The Jackboot: After the war, much of South Africa is under martial law and the country is rapidly spiraling into fascism due to its millions of displaced people, staggering loss of infrastructure, and widespread hatred of the ponies.
Deconstruction Fic: Of The Conversion Bureau. Humanity reacts appropriately to the ponies' misanthropy, the effects of the expanding Equestrian bubble are further examined, and we have human-sympathizing ponies.
Likewise, we have reasonable motivations on both sides of the conflict (humans are neither evil for the sake of evil or entirely saintly, nor are the ponies a race of Purity Sues or genocidal monsters), as well as consequences that leave neither side much better off.
Even the ponies suspect something's wrong with the conversion bureaus when they realize there's something seriously off with the newfoals.
Doomed Moral Victor: The Longest Day sets up Lyra and the EFH for a lesser version of this: they haven't died, but Cheerilee loses her job and they're all effectively exiled from Ponyville. In other words, standing up for what they thought was right means they lost just about everything else they held dear.
"Ponification fixes all the problems with your people. We get rid of that pesky human nature and reconfigure you to live in harmony with others."
After being questioned about Celestia's border expansion, Twilight simply dismissed those 'silly' human politics and insists they'd all just be better off under Celestia's rule. Saying that simply being Goddesses is reason enough the Human's should trust their leadership, and why it's fine to accept relinquishing their civil rights.
Expy: Several elements of the story are borrowed from World War II: a nation rapidly gaining power under the control of a self-righteous, bigoted dictator begins expanding into the surrounding world, and eventually crosses the line, bringing a large part of the rest of the world down on it with full military might, and resulting in the internment of suspected spies within the "allies" solely by ethnicity.
The Equestrians For Humans are based on the White Rose. Thankfully, they're not executed, but Lyra, Cheerilee, and Mayor Mare are exiled from Ponyville and have to start all over again.
Extreme Doormat: The Newfoals. While they can feel annoyed, sad, or frightened, they are almost completely incapable of feeling anger and don't ever assert or stand up for themselves.
Extremely Short Time Span: According to Celestia, the Battles of South Africa and the South Atlantic - the events of up to four whole chapters - took place in only two, extremely intense and brutal days.
This seems to be common amongst the ponies, though not so much amongst the gryphons and zebras.
When one pony suggests resorting to violence against humans who want to turn them over to the SAS, he's immediately berated by his colleague for "acting human." This is made even more egregious when compared to Newfoal Thunderhead, who says he cannot think mean things because of the potions, but natural-born ponies clearly can.
It also goes both ways, and creates numerous problems for Evening Star, who has to hide from the humans even as she tries to aid them.
The Human Liberation Front is just as genocidal as the ponification crusaders.
Fictional Document: Played straight with all articles, though averted with CNN, Blogworld and Google.
Hanlon's Razor: When we finally get to see Celestia's side of the story, she's genuinely clueless as to why humanity is rejecting her overtures, instead of being a deliberately genocidal tyrant.
Heel Realization: In The Man From Cape Town, it's hinted that Twilight is beginning to have second doubts.
Homage: The author has said that The Battle of South Africa was inspired by the Klendathu Drop from Starship Troopers (the film, not the book), and to a lesser degree the battle scenes in Passchendaele.
"We've seen what your greed and corruption have done to your world. How could we possibly let you into Equestria?"
Like a lot of other things, this is deconstructed - there are sympathetic (Andrew, Antonio, Russell, the Humans For Sapient Rights organization) and not-so-sympathetic (Pietr, some of the bloggers, the HLF) humans in the story, and there are ponies that do legitimately want to help the humans.
Humans Are Warriors: Very much so. The Canterlot guard is utterly annihilated by human weapons, and the gryphons identify themselves with humanity on this basis, and it's because of this that their queen declares Celestia a threat.
Celestia also laments that it takes a long time to get ponies trained up to the level the Royal Guard deployed to South Africa was. It takes humans only a few weeks to get other humans trained enough to kill those guards.
Humble Pie: Rainbow Dash wanted to go out and fight with the Royal Guard, thinking it would be easy to buck every soldier she found. Then, after she sees them after they come back from South Africa horribly injured and mutilated, she gets to eat a fat slice of this.
Hypocrite: The ponies that follow Celestia. They accuse humanity of being greedy and selfish... and proceed to take humanity's lands away from them, cover the Earth in an expanding barrier that kills everyone, and deny entry into Equestria from unconverted humans. The ponies of Equestrians For Humans are all too happy to point it out to them.
Later chapters have Celestia become this as well.
Ignored Epiphany: Whenever Twilight questions the role her own mistakes made in causing the war, she's reassured by most of her friends that she's not at fault.
Similarly, Celestia has Luna constantly reassuring her she did the right thing whenever she shows a hint in wavering.
Karma Houdini: At first it seems Celestia is this. She destroyed several human cities, left thousands of people homeless, was directly responsible for the war that cost the lives of several humans and ponies, and essentially tried to exterminate the human race in the process. When she realizes she's going to lose said war, she takes Equestria and runs away, rather than surrender herself to the humans to save her ponies. That said, she's fully aware this means she's abandoning all the ponies who were captured/aren't currently in Equestria, and that about the only thing keeping her from breaking down is the fact she needs to be strong for the survivors.
Ultimately subverted in the last chapter, where the combination of losing the war, missing their friends and family members they had to leave behind on earth, and the odd behaviors of the newfoals causes the ponies of Equestria to begin questioning her actions and start to lose faith in her, and the gryphon and zebra kingdoms identify her as a threat. Granted, she'll probably avoid Karma for a while, but not forever.
Bon Bon as well. She sold out the EFH, likely knowing full well the repercussions of what could happen to them, and she never suffers any kind of comeuppance (that we know of). The fact that Lyra was her best friend makes her snitching all the more deplorable.
Aftermath, Part I delves into why: in essence, Eddy's original personality was completely destroyed and overwritten by a new one provided by the potion. However, he retained his memories, basically fooling him into thinking he's the same person who drank it.
Not So Different: Ponies and humans. The gryphons also recognise the great similarities humans have with them.
Omnidisciplinary Scientist: Averted with Quantum Leap in the epilogue, who admits that she can't modify the potion or create something like it, as she's just a climatologist.
Poe's Law: This fic is intended to satirise and deconstruct TCB, but some readers have mistaken it for merely being another of that sub-genre.
Pyrrhic Victory: Chapter 18, The Battle Of South Africa is this for the humans. An artillery detachment and their escort get stuck in the mud and are ambushed by a small number of Royal Guards. An armoured scout rolls in and changes the tide in favour of the humans, but the unicorns possess some of the guns and turn them against their wielders. By the time more human backup can arrive, most of the detachment is dead, as are all of the ambushers.
Later, also the entire Battle of South Africa and the Battle for the South Atlantic end up as these. With all their newly gained territory reconquered by humanity, Equestria ends up under siege, but at an all in all surprisingly steep price.
The whole aftermath of the war for humanity in general - Equestria has retreated and won't be bothering anyone else, but the troubles are far from over, as South Africa is turning into a facist state and several countries start spending enormous amounts of money (at the cost of healthcare, education and enviromental protection) beefing up their militaries and preparing for a war that will never come.
The Quisling: Bon-Bon sells out the members of the "Equestrians for Humans" despite many of them, particularly Lyra, being her friends.
Reality Ensues: This fic in a nutshell, as applied to the Conversion Bureau subgenre.
Rousing Speech: What U.S. diplomat Ellen Rowe gives after the United Nations General Assembly declares war on Equestria.
Several readers gave their own speeches in the comments section.
Scary Dogmatic Ponies: ala The Fundamentalist type. Instantly Celestia looks at human culture, deems it barbaric, and creates the ponification potion to 'convert' Humanity into 'better' forms. When Humans start rejecting the potion, Celestia tries to eliminate humanity with her barrier.
Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Once Celestia realizes that Equestria is going to lose the war, she decides to retreat back to their home dimension.
Screw You Ponies: Humans react appropriately to Celestia's ambiguously genocidal attitude.
Sequel Hook: The story resolves the Earth-Pony war, but leaves many possible sub-plots only partially concluded, or not concluded at all; such as the Gryphon Queen's letter and the direction South Africa is moving. The author specifically states:
South Africans With Surface To Air Missiles: The author went to quite some lengths to describe the fighting prowess of South African artillery and light armoured cavalry, including detailing their names and weapon systems.
Stepford Smiler: The newfoals. Aftermath, Part II reveals even natural-born ponies get creeped out by it.
Unwitting Pawn: Twilight, Shining, everypony that helped Celestia. Lampshaded when Shining tells Twilight that the war was inevitable; even though he doesn't know that it was Celestia who purposefully sent Equestria to Earth specifically to destroy the Human race.
War Is Hell: Touched on in The Man From Cape Town, which features a non-soldier helping the soldiers for exactly this reason: he's from a city destroyed by the Barrier, and hates the ponies with all the passion you'd expect from something like that... but he's still very uncomfortable using weapons and at the end of the chapter, muses on how much more he likes firing at a nonliving barrier than he does the idea of firing at something that can not only shoot back but has a life of its own.
We Are As Mayflies: Keeping with conventions for the genre, ponies typically live for several centuries.
We Have Reserves: One of the main reasons, coupled with Humans Are Warriors and Zerg Rush, and the already steep cost in the lives of the Royal Guards, why Celestia fled: Even if they had ten times the number of Guards they had, the humans still have a pool of about seven billion potential recruits, and could drown them in numbers alone.
You Can't Go Home Again: As of The Longest Day, everypony who was part of the EFH has been effectively banished from Ponyville. To say nothing of all the ponies who were left behind when Celestia pulled Equestria out of our world.
Zerg Rush: Humanity suffers ten casualties for every pony killed, but their sheer numerical superiority gives them a fighting chance, and ultimately allows them to win handily.
Celestia also notes that most of the troops fighting in South Africa are not humanity's finest soldiers, and were fighting out of their element, and with inferior equipment. If it had been a better fighting force, the price for the ponies might have been far steeper than it already was.