Fan Fic / Polarity
is a Spider-Man
fanfic featuring small-time villain and engineering genius Herman Schultz, aka the Shocker, who takes up the role of Accidental Hero
as he saves a French woman from a zombie. The story follows the Shocker and his partner Aleksei (also known as the Rhino) as they seek to protect themselves and the disparate grouping of folks they pick up from both the undead horde
and the seemingly incompetent government, gradually becoming more and more heroic
as they go along.
There was a sequel called Transistor
, but three months of writer's block caused the author to decide they had written themselves into a corner and take it down with plans of rewriting it from scratch. Eventually, he declared that the project was cancelled, as he felt that it had been a vanity project from the beginning and was ultimately rehashing old ground for no purpose.
This fanfic provides examples of:
- Adaptational Badass: Several villainous characters, including admittedly the Shocker and Rhino. Grim Reaper is also quite badass here as well.
- Amplifier Artifact: When fighting against a zombified Rhino in a museum, the Shocker gets his hands on a Stark-designed NASA air compresser, allowing him to vastly increase the power of his vibro-blasts.
- Anyone Can Die: Rhino, Electro, Vulture, the Hulk, Baron Mordo and Norman Osborn are among the more major characters who die within the story, the first's death being particularly shocking.
- Artifact of Doom: The Darkhold, which was used by Grim Reaper to reanimate the dead, and by Baron Mordo to control them.
- Badass Normal: The Shocker takes on zombie hordes, superheroes and supervillains, all without superpowers.
- The Punisher is another example. He survives attacks from zombie hordes with limited firepower, and is later extensively tortured by Grim Reaper till he nearly dies, and still manages to kick ass and scare the Shocker in this weakened state. The Shocker may do more, but he's got the advantage of highly advanced gadgets; the Punisher just has guns.
- Bad-Guy Bar: The canonical Bar With No Name. In the epilogue, Boomerang becomes co-owner, and it's instead upgraded a reformed villain bar.
- Big Applesauce: The whole story could be considered a love letter to New York City. Herman himself is a born-and-bred New Yorker, along with being a diehard Jets fan. Plus, the author not only gets the layout and geography of the city right, but uses fictional places like Yancy Street to great effect.
- Big Bad: Eric Williams aka Grim Reaper may lead and have created the zombie horde, but his boss is Dormammu.
- Big Damn Heroes: Lampshaded by Blizzard after over fifty supervillians, led by Molecule Man and the Wizard, show up in Central Park to help the Avengers fight Dormammu.
- Bilingual Bonus: After rescuing a little girl from a horde of zombies, Batroc the Leaper tells her, "Venez, enfant. Je vous prendrai a la maison," which translates to "Come on, child. I will take you home." He then turns to the man hiding behind a closed window who had been filming the whole thing on his cell phone and tells him, "Dissimulation derriere l'acier tandis qu'un enfant est mis en danger. Vous n'etes aucnu fils de la France." Translation - Hiding behind a closed door while a child is in danger. You are no son of France."
- Boom, Headshot: It's a given in a zombie story. Luckily blasts of vibrated air do as good a job as bullets on zombies' brains.
- Breaking the Fourth Wall: The story is written as if it is being told to the reader by the Shocker himself.
- Not to mention Deadpool's cameo.
- Clothes Make the Superman: The Shocker's vibro-smashers and protective suit, which make him a very effective zombie-killer; the vibro-blasts make headshotting zombies a breeze, and the costume's contact plates make it very hard for zombies to get a hold of him.
- Cruel and Unusual Death: Norman Osborn is ripped apart by zombies from the original Marvel Zombies universe, including the zombie of his own arch-enemy.
- Cut Lex Luthor a Check: In the epilogue, many of the super-villains who've decided to go legit find new, meaningful employment based on their superpowers or special gear. Explicitly mentioned are Speed Demon using his Super Speed to become a courier, and Aqueduct & Hydro-Man getting involved in the water & irrigation side of reconstruction.
- Determinator: The Shocker, bar none.
- Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?: At one point the Shocker faces off against a undead Hulk, using his vibro-smashers at maximum to dissolve the floor beneath him and drop the creature straight onto an exposed piece of broken pipe. This then sets him up to use Hydro-Man to worm his watery limbs into the Hulk's skull-cavity and crush his brain to a pulp, killing him for good.
- The final epic battle in New York between Dormammu and every hero and villain in the city. They manage to knock him down and banish him to Limbo in his weakened state.
- The Dragon: Dormammu's lieutenant was at first Eric Williams aka Grim Reaper, but once he is defeated in battle with the Avengers, Dormammu replaces him with Electro, after giving him a power boost.
- Enemy Mine: Shocker ends up fighting alongside the Avengers against the most dangerous threats. He even has a cordial chat with Spidey. The supervillain and superhuman communities collectively have this reaction to the zombie threat, although with some exceptions.
- Also his brief team-up with Frank Castle, who previously in the story had tried to kill him on three separate occasions.
- This is a major point of the story- heroes and villains fighting together to survive and defend humanity.
- Even Evil Has Standards: The reason why Shocker and Rhino head out to save a group stuck inside a store assaulted by the undead. They may be criminals, but they can't sit by and watch on TV others suffer a horrific death when they can help. The Shocker also considers rape as a particularly disgusting act.
- As in the normal 616 universe, The Hood considered a zombie virus too dangerous to use.
- Five-Man Band: The main characters:
- The Hero: Shocker.
- The Lancer: Rhino, Ms Marvel
- The Big Guy: Rhino, again.
- The Smart Guy: Boomerang, Mach IV.
- The Chick: Ms Marvel, Speed Demon
- Flying Brick: Ms Marvel, Thor and Wonder Man are some of the more important Marvel heroes
- Gentle Giant: The 8-ft. tall Aleksei is surprisingly good with children.
- Good Feels Good: One of the factors that influence Shocker going on the straight and narrow
- Hard Light: The Living Laser is one of the very few super humans who cannot be harmed by the zombies in any way. Their bites and scratches have no effect on him, as he is no longer organic — this is one of the reasons that he volunteers later to help the heroes.
- Heel–Face Turn: Many supervillains either retire or join the side of good during and after the invasion, seeing this society as a chance for a new start, and realising that supervillainy is now pointless in a now largely lawless world where superheroes will react more harshly. By the epilogue of Polarity, some have even joined hero teams, including Shocker in the Avengers, Speed Demon in the Thunderbolts and Hydro-Man in SHIELD.
- Hero Ball: Averted largely. The heroes are always shown acting intelligently, and it is clear that without their aid New York would be overwhelmed easily. But they do allow Norman Osborn to take emergency leadership of the US, as he does so legally and the public need to see their leaders as united. However the heroes aren't happy about it, keep a close eye on him and would happily remove Osborn, so this is understandable.
- Hybrid Monster: Several superhumans come back to life as zombies during the story. The more important ones include the Hulk, Electro, Dormammu's servants and Rhino.
- Hypocrite: At one point, Punisher reveals he has an agreement with Rhino not to go after him so long as Aleksei "keeps his nose clean". Shocker, who A: has never been any worse than a thief who meticulously keeps from killing people, B: caused the villains to spontaneously rise to saving people through his own instinctive heroic act, and C: has been repeatedly attacked and brutalized by the Punisher, furiously calls him out on this exemption.
- Improvised Weapon: In order to breach a magical force-field of the highest order in a museum, the Shocker needs to use an ancient weapon of great power. So he stabs it with a bone from a nearby T-Rex skeleton.
- Informed Ability: Subverted. In the comics, Shocker is said to be a master safecracker and expert on security system, but normally, he's just shown blasting his way through walls. In the story, Shocker uses his security skills to crack open a Tony Stark designed vault in the middle of a blackout, using Electro as the power source, not to mention the numerous times he uses his lockpicks in other instances.
- Irony: Norman Osborn's death in the finale of the story; after years of torturing and hurting Spider-Man in his own dimension, he gets killed and eaten by the Marvel Zombies version of Spider-Man. To say nothing of how he was beaten by Shocker, a "B-lister" Spidey foe, all because his Powered Armor wasn't designed for protection against Shocker's vibro-blasts.
- It's All About Me: Norman Osborn's selfish need to be "in charge" leads to his growing hostility towards the Shocker, especially since the Shocker instantly earns some level of respect from the heroic community whilst nobody trusts Osborn. Naturally, he never admits that this probably has something to do with his being a known psychopath who has a huge kill-count to his name. This comes to a head in the finale, when he almost dooms the world again by trying to throw the Darkhold through the portal himself in order to claim the glory, refusing to listen to Shocker's warning that only the book's current bonded owner can do that without it going right into Dormammu's hands.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: Shocker and Rhino may be criminals, and the Shocker may have considered killing someone for money during his his villainous career, but they can't sit by when they know innocents are in trouble. Indeed, both state later that they wish to be heroes.
- Let's Get Dangerous!: Electro and the Vulture demonstrate in this story exactly how dangerous they can be.
- Loads and Loads of Characters: The amount of Marvel villains in this story is impressive. Once you start to count the heroes too, you realise the scope and detail of this story, with characters as diverse as Black Talon to Nick Fury, with really obscure villains like Blizzard and Whirlwind playing supporting roles.
- Made of Iron: The Shocker has this in spades. Over the course of the fic, he's shot, stabbed, slashed, electrocuted, punched, tortured, falls, is "flicked" by the Hulk (which sends him through a wall), and dropped from several stories. Partially justified, since his suit makes him incredibly difficult to grab and literally deflects physical blows and insulates him from energy, but still, the sheer amount of punishment he endures would be enough more than enough to kill most people. His Determinator status helps, as well as the fact that he is patched up on two different occasions from his injuries (one even puts him out of commission for three days).
- Also the Punisher, who is flung like a discus by Thor into the Hudson, tortured by Grim Reaper for two days, and is injured in a fight with Black Talon.
- Make Me Wanna Shout: Shocker's basic power — his vibrosmashers "shake" air molecules and "explode" the air as vibration pulses, with higher levels being able to theoretically knock down a building. This makes him particularly adept at killing zombies, as his vibro-blasts pulverise the brain entirely inside the skull.
- Moral Event Horizon: Electro gleefully leaps over the line, between admitting to murdering his own mother (admittedly she was abusive) and then willingly asking to be Dormammu's new chief agent so that he can destroy Earth and go on to kill other worlds alongside him. He cements it by then brutally murdering the Grim Reaper to prove himself.
- Nice Job Fixing It, Villain!: After the Shocker is poisoned by Norman Osborn and Trapster and left to die in the streets, he is rescued by undead Electro to recruit him to Grim Reaper's alliance, allowing him to be rescued later by Spider-Man and Boomerang.
- Nigh-Invulnerability: Zombie Hulk simply shakes off any damage Thor and Ms Marvel land on him, barely being stunned by their most powerful hits. This is because once he was bitten by a zombie, he just kept on getting more and more angry when the wound didn't heal, getting stronger all the time.
- The red-eyed sentient zombies, such as Black Talon, are also really difficult to kill. He simply pulls himself back together after having his head smashed into little chunks of meat.
- No-Holds-Barred Beatdown: The Shocker receives a few of these, although he generally gives as good as he gets.
- No Sell: As the zombies are of a magical origin, their bites and scratches can bypass the invulnerability or heightened durability of most super humans. Zombies manage to cut and draw blood even from Thor and Rhino. However armour is not affected by the quality of the zombies, so heroes and villains who rely on power suits etc. for protection are harder to bite.
- Not-So-Harmless Villain: B-List and C-List villains such as Electo, Vulture, Grim Reaper and the Shocker himself are shown to be powerful and quite savvy fighters. Electro in particular shows the logical danger he poses with his substantial powers.
- Oh, Crap!: Shocker's reaction when he sees Rhino's face has a cut as a result of a fight with a zombie. The cut isn't bad, but what keeps it from being a case of Minor Injury Overreaction is the emphasis that an ordinary person, dead or not, should not be able to do that to the Rhino. This helps them realize that ordinarily Nigh Invulnerable supers have no protection against the zombies.
- Our Zombies Are Different:
- The core zombies are based on the fundamental "Romero" design, in that they are slow, dead, rotting and unintelligent. As well, anyone who dies without the brain being destroyed becomes a zombie, and their bites infect, kill and reanimate the victim. Although they lack Super Strength, they have a strange ability to penetrate Super Toughness, allowing them to bring down even supers who should be utterly impervious to them. They're also produced by an unidentified virus. Which is magical in nature; Dormammu created the Zombie Plague and the Grim Reaper, his servant, introduced it into the world by making the Hood into a Human Sacrifice.
- Some zombies have glowing red eyes; these zombies can act with far greater intelligence, and super-human zombies even retain their super powers. These zombies are being directly controlled/possessed by the Grim Reaper.
- A second type of zombie appears late in the story, who are fully intelligent and free-willed. These are servants of Dormammu granted immortality-through-undeath to serve his will.
- The super-zombies from Marvel Zombies make an appearance in the finale.
- The Paragon: Shocker becomes a more grounded version of this, inspiring many supervillains to band together with the rest of humanity against a common enemy, rather than selfishly acting for themselves
- President Evil: Norman Osborn has been effectively placed in charge of the USA in order to deal with the zombie threat. Surely nothing bad can happen...
- Punch Clock Villain: Throughout the story, Herman talks about what he does when he's not saving the world from zombies. Such activities include drinking, tinkering with his gear, and even going to a planeterium laser-show with fellow villains Speed Demon and Blizzard.
- "The Reason You Suck" Speech: Ares gives Norman Osborn a quick one towards the finale of the story.
- Red Eyes, Take Warning: This is a sign that a zombie has been magically preserved with its original mind and will heal from damage, or that it's been possessed by Grim Reaper. Deliberately invoked by Grim Reaper as he, quote "knows from horror films the terror that red eyes holds for others".
- Removing the Head or Destroying the Brain: The only way to take down regular zombies is to destroy the brain, which Shocker's vibro-blasts do nicely. Superhuman zombies are naturally harder to put down, requiring more inventive attacks on the brain, such as Hydro-Man flowing into Zombie Hulk's head through his orifices, and then crushing his brain with water pressure.
- It doesn't work as well on the sentient red-eyed zombies though, as they can use magic to pull themselves back together if just shot in the head. Or smashed. Or blown up.
- Science Hero: In order to put down all the zombies in the world for good, Herman applies his knowledge of science to laws of magic to have them all Rest in Peace.
- The Shocker states that the idea of him going legit is about "two-thirds plausible"
- Deadpool makes so many in his brief appearance that it would take half to page to list them all here.
- Nick Fury makes a Snakes on a Plane reference.
- Shut Up, Hannibal!: Shocker gives a few of these to Electro, Vulture, Norman Osborn, and several other villians. Usually with his vibrosmashers.
- Sociopathic Hero: Whilst some bias is understandably present, given that the Shocker is our viewpoint character, The Punisher is depicted as this. Shocker makes it very clear he considers Frank Castle nothing more than a homicidal maniac who happens to prey on criminals. It's even mentioned at one point that amongst his list of super-villain kills includes the Stilt-man, which Shocker finds particularly horrific, since Stilt-man is a classic Minion with an F in Evil character who has openly considered reforming and was using his specialized Powered Armor to save people before the Punisher killed him. Even other superheroes make it clear that they loathe the Punisher, most openly when Thor saves Shocker from him and, upon being assured that the Punisher isn't hurt, casually hurls him across the city to land in the Hudson River.
- Super Toughness: Obviously Rhino, although he ends up being killed by Norman Osborn using a shaped charge.
- Technical Pacifist: Herman is stated as being this prior to the Zombie Apocalypse, because he plans all his criminal jobs in order to minimise civilian casualties. It doesn't stop him from putting zombies back in the ground though.
- Too Dumb to Live: Who in their right mind would consider Norman Osborn, an insane lunatic who needs anti-psychotic drugs to feign normality and who has a huge list of victims due to his casual disregard for human life, fit not only for a high-ranking government job, but also fit to have authority over the Thunderbolts, a team of reformed super-villains? This is lampshaded shamelessly throughout the story, with Shocker at one point noting that studying the report of whichever suit came up with the idea so he can trace their logical chain of thought to be sincerely fascinating.
- Took a Level in Badass: Shocker takes several within the story, as does Electro.
- Zombie Apocalypse: Do I really need to explain this? However as the zombie attack does not last very long, when it ends a couple of billion of people survive.