Comic Book: The Chronicles Of Wormwood
Danny Wormwood is a popular television producer in New York City
, with a reputation for creating hard-hitting if profane entertainment.
He's also the Antichrist
Danny's having a pretty good time of things, though, and isn't interested in participating in the Apocalypse
. Many people would like to convince him otherwise.Wormwood
is a horror/comedy series from Avatar Press
by Garth Ennis
, Jacen Burrows, and Oscar Jimenez, which currently consists of two miniseries (the second of which, The Last Battle
, took about eighteen months to ship six issues
) and a one-shot, The Last Enemy
. Despite Ennis's high profile, Wormwood
is surprisingly obscure even among Ennis's fans.
- Affably Evil: Satan.
- Author Tract: It's not the entire reason the book exists, but the first issue of the first series has some very pointed commentary about the life and works of Christ.
- Black Best Friend: Wormwood's friend Jay is the Second Coming of Christ, although he's not often entirely lucid. Because he has severe brain damage as the result of a cop caving in the side of his head with a nightstick. Lift the dreadlocks on his right temple and you can see a three-inch scar. His daddy sent him to Earth in the freaking sixties. Police Brutality at its finest.
- Even Evil Has Standards: Pope "Jacko" is casually racist, spends most of his time banging women wearing habits, steals blood from altar boys, and pals around with Satan when nobody's looking, but even he gets pissed off about pedophile priests.
"...and by the way, Cardinal O'Leary, it'd be a fucksight easier for the head of the Catholic church to tell anyone anything—if CUNTS LIKE YOU WEREN'T FUCKIN' RAPIN' KIDS ALL THE TIME!"
- Flat "What.": To round out the page count of The Last Battle, Ennis has included two two-page shorts, both of which are in the worst possible taste.
- Fluffy Cloud Heaven: Heaven is constructed largely by its inhabitants' expectations, so it quite resembles the well-populated theme park of popular fiction, complete with St. Peter standing at the gate.
"You guys wanna come to the show tonight? We got Bill Hicks
opening for Hendrix
. No cover."
- Functional Magic: Wormwood can do pretty much anything he wants... but if he's trying to do it to a mortal, or if he's on Earth at the time, he can only use his power once a day. We've never seen him do anything particularly remarkable with it, but there's no stated limit to it either.
- Jesus Was Way Cool: Jay's the single most sympathetic and likable character in the book, and in the rare event that you get to hear him explain his beliefs, he actually makes a great deal of sense.
- Living Lie Detector: It's impossible to lie in Jay's presence. If you try, you simply cannot finish the sentence.
- Misaimed Fandom: In a weird sort of in-universe way. Every time a Satanist approached Danny as a kid with plans of worshiping him or helping him along his way to taking power, they turned up dead from a heart attack or brain tumor shortly thereafter, with a "traumatized" Danny unable to explain what had happened.
- Second Coming: What Jay is supposed to represent.
- Take That: The Catholic church, self-consciously "shocking" cable television shows, the Catholic church, Star Wars and its fans, right-wing talk radio hosts, shock journalism, George W. Bush, and, by the way, the Catholic church.
- Talking Animal: As Danny tells Maggie, he was down by the pier one day and saw a bunch of kids tormenting a rabbit. He hit the rabbit with his once-a-day mojo and the rabbit immediately became sentient and gained the ability to speak. The result is Jimmy: a proficient hacker and film buff with a Brooklyn accent who also happens to be a brown rabbit.
- Villainous Friendship: Pope Jacko and Satan get on quite well together.