Global Frequency is a short Graphic Novel series by Warren Ellis and drawn a different artist every issue. It's built around a single idea: if The World Is Always Doomed, then why Hold Out For A Hero? What's stopping us from saving ourselves? Answer: not a damn thing.Our main character is Miranda Zero. She's got a Mysterious, Dark and Troubled Past she's not at all proud of. She knows that modern politics have built a Crapsack World and decided to do something about it.That something is the Global Frequency. Miranda has found and signed on 1001 unique talents from around the world, ranging from athletes to scientists and from cops to hackers. They're called on when the world needs saving, connected to Miranda's home base through a computer genius girl nicknamed "Aleph" who guides them through the mission. The story is fast-paced, with minimum backstory, and each issue features a different group of agents; apart from a Gondor Calls for Aid sequence in the final issue, Miranda and Aleph are the only recurring characters.They Fight Crime, Help The Helpless and Save The World with New Media. It's like a wiki. With guns. Some chapters focus on technology, others on politics, and still others on the supernatural. And Anyone Can Die.Malfunctioning Lost Superweapon? They can track him, identify the tech, locate and interrogate the designer and Shoot the Dog if necessary. While The Men in Black are still getting dressed. Runaway Psycho Prototype? They can be on the scene with geeks, Badasses and even an inside informant while The Government is still arguing whether or not to just Nuke 'em. Alien Invasion via The Virus? Terrorists Without a Cause? The Plague? The talent is out there to make it go away. Ordinary people can do extraordinary things with the right technology and a fair chance. Agent, You Are On The Global Frequency.A pilot episode for a television adaptation was produced for The WB television network in 2004, aiming for a mid-season premiere in the Spring of 2005. The series executive producer and writer of the pilot was John Rogers (The Core, Catwoman, Transformers, Leverage), with many high-profile names attached on the production staff, including J. Michael Straczynski (Babylon 5), Diego Gutierrez (Buffy the Vampire Slayer), Ben Edlund (Angel, The Tick), and David Slack (Teen Titans). Nelson McCormick (Alias) directed the pilot. A change in network management while the pilot was in production, and subsequent "differing creative visions and network/studio gunk" (as Rogers put it in his blog), resulted in the series not going ahead. The pilot has never been aired or officially released, but gained a cult following after a copy was leaked onto torrent networks several months later.In 2009, The CW ordered another pilot, to be written by Pushing Daisies and Tales from the Crypt veteran Scott Nimerfro. Unfortunately, nothing actually happened, and according to an interview with Ellis in late 2010, the project had once again stalled.
This comic presents examples of:
And This Is for...: The Frenchman, at the end of issue #10, after tearing off the Psycho for Hire's arm at the shoulder, beating him to death with it, and stuffing it into his mouth: "And that's for stealing my girlfriend's book on biofeedback."
Anyone Can Die: Because aside from Miranda Zero and Aleph, there are no recurring main characters; each issue revolves around a different agent / team.
Member 436: I have to be careful with it. Bioelectric enhancements are cranky. It's not a case of just sticking an artificial arm on. The surrounding bones and fibers have to be hardened and supported, or else the new arm will rip clean off your shoulder the first time you flex. You'll need tensile support across your back, or your spine will snap the first time you lift something heavy. You need new skin; human skin isn't tough enough to handle the subcutaneous tension of superhuman strength. You'll take a chip in your brain to handle the specific dataload from the artificial nerve system controlling the arm. There's more, but you're getting the idea, right?
Member 436: Try to imagine. You're a multiple amputee who's been flayed alive. You can't feel your own heartbeat. You can't feel yourself breathe. You can feel metal rubbing against your muscles and organs. And you don't recognize the man in the mirror.
Apocalypse How: The military's 'die-back' method in Harpoon is a Class 1.
The Atoner: It's implied several times that Miranda Zero was involved in very bad things in her past and has set up Global Frequency to atone by making the world a better place. Several of the agents with darker pasts and skill sets (usually involving murder and assassination) also appear to have a bit of this going on; the team in "Big Wheel" especially gives off this vibe.
Badass Boast: Miranda Zero explains to a man who's managed to kidnap her how he cannot scare or intimidate her by listing off all of the times she's been injured or tortured in the past few years.
Badass Normals: Every single person in the field teams. Let's give a special mention to Aleph, who apparently keeps track of the entire Internet 24/7 and organizes, cross-references and prioritizes basically everything that happens in the world to make sure the Frequency's efforts are directed at the right problems. A quantum computer could maybe approach her capacity for parallel processing.
Bi the Way: Lana in "Invasive" mentions that her solution to the memetic virus might have turned anyone who heard it bisexual (given that it was based on her relationship to her girlfriend). Miranda Zero figures she can live with that.
Blasting It out of Their Hands: The agents try this on the villain in "Hundred" — using a pump-action shotgun and dual-wielded machine pistols, and they're in too much of a hurry to aim carefully. The guy loses most of his arm from the elbow down.
The second issue features a man who has been engineered into a killing machine. Literally. His body is half gone. He has live orgasms when he kills people.
The ninth issue deals with surgeons building flesh altars out of people. Who are still alive.
Borrowed Biometric Bypass: In one issue, the field team gets into a secure location using biometric data stolen from the personnel files by one of the Frequency's on-call hackers.
Brains and Bondage: The top MIT physicist and expert in wormholes and exotic matter is wearing a gimp mask when he's interrupted by the call of duty.
Break Them by Talking: The terrorist who kidnaps Miranda Zero in issue 8 attempts to do this, with no measurable success.
Bring My Brown Pants: Indirectly. In the course of an interrogation, one of the good guys makes a special point of mentioning "...my special axe, with which I did all those terrible things two years ago in Miami. The policeman who found the bodies still wets himself whenever he sees cutlery." Said purely for intimidation value, we hope.
The alien memetic virus that takes over people's minds in "Invasive". One of the nastier ones seen in fiction, it suppresses intelligent thought in favor of non-sentient "flocking" programming intended to spread the infection as far as possible. It's implied to be ultimately lethal - a few hours after a geek who browsed SETI@Home too much downloaded it and played it over over the speakers in his apartment, everyone in earshot is crying Tears of Blood. The GF specialist studying it is in similar condition after a few minutes.
A slightly less horrific version is seen in "Big Sky" - a bizarre accident that simulated a religious experience, driving an entire town insane.
Catch Phrase: "[insert name here], you're on the Global Frequency."
Disproportionate Retribution: The Frenchman on Wellfare. The Frenchman was just told to stop Wellfare, it didn't matter how. Eventually, The Frenchman rips off Wellfare's arm and shoves it down his throat to kill him, all for stealing his girlfriend's book on biofeedback.
EMP: In "Big Wheel", one of the agents sent against the cyborg is equipped with EMP grenades. It turns out that the cyborg's designers included EMP protection in the design.
Everything Is Online: Aleph plays it straight to some degree, but it's subverted by the cult intending to blow up a building in Melbourne - as they're all geeks, they put their demands on their website and no one has seen them, except for Aleph digging for trouble.
Dan: All this stuff left over from the last century that some bunch of bastards thought we didn't have the right to know about. Bert? You remember the crap we took from NASA just for wanting to go to space? Like they owned the gate to the world? Screw them all. We'll do what we like. We'll save our own lives and grow our own wings.
Janos Voydan is a non-Global Frequency member example: he moves the gun John Stark was going to shoot him with to make sure the chip in his brain is destroyed.
Husky Russkie: Grushko isn't especially muscular, but he's probably the tallest of the Global Frequency's operatives. He describes himself as the large man from your nightmares who murdered your family and destroyed everything you loved.
Hypocritical Humor: One issue brings in Alan Crowe who claims to be a magician — as in, a real one. He asserts that magic is "a psychological discipline." One of the other characters makes a sneering comment. Alan, amused, points out she's a parapsychologist, and as such can't exactly claim to be part of the rational orthodoxy herself. She's less amused by this. Even worse when you consider that Alan is correct - real-world magic is all about exploiting psychological "loopholes" in human perception to appear to do the impossible, and is a legitimate field, both as entertainment and research. Parapsychology, on the other hand, is (at least so far) only a pseudoscience with no proof or evidence supporting it.
I'm a Humanitarian: Wellfare's mentioned as eating the fingers and an ear of an operative he killed, though "he couldn't keep the fingers down".
Master of Your Domain: the biofeedback techniques used by Welfare and The Frenchman to beat the pulp out of each other. The Frenchman turns out to be better at it.
Maybe Magic, Maybe Mundane: "Big Sky" revolves around the appearance of a spectral, otherworldly being referred to as an 'Angel', which is powerful enough which drives the entire population of an isolated Norwegian coastal town mad. The team eventually discover a mundane explanation involving the burning down of a local church and resonance around local rock formations which caused sensory overload — but then, after they've identified this explanation, one of them floats the possibility that the appearance of a real angel might have similar effects involving similar probabilities.
Sex Is Violence: The cyborg in "Big Wheel" has been wired to receive sexual pleasure when he kills people.
Soviet Superscience: Way out in Siberia, a nuclear warhead is ready to drop though a wormhole and land in San Francisco if a sleeper agent opens that hole with his brain. After years in his head, the mechanism is starting to corrode. This may not end well.
Super Cell Reception: Operatives on the Global Frequency had really cool phones that appeared to use their own satellite network and give users access to any electronic resource Aleph could hack into. They also had audio/video capabilities that were terribly advanced when the graphic novels came out, but in late 2009 seem roughly on par with high-end iPhones and the like. This proves that writers don't need to bypass cell phones to create tension; these geeks kick ass, but they still get into trouble the phones can't gimmick them out of.
As Global Frequency draws in people from all walks of life, some on the right side of the law and others from the wrong side, this trope tends to pop up whenever, say, a police officer is forced to work with a criminal for the common good.
The various governments and militaries of the world tend to have this attitude to Global Frequency as well; it's clear that they resent the hell out of having a bunch of unorthodox and unofficial civilians both completely upstage them and have to uncover and sort out their messes, but are frequently given no other option but to cooperate.
The biofeedback technology that The Frenchman and Wellfare are said to use is based on very real technology with similar applications. (That is, increasing strength and blocking out pain, not ripping off people's arms.)
This is more or less the point of most of the series, really: scary but largely plausible science.
With Great Power Comes Great Insanity: The bionic man in issue #2. It's explained in considerable detail that the process he's been through was traumatic enough to damage anybody's mental equilibrium.
The Worm Guy: In a sense, a whole network of them, though they all get the proper respect for their expertise.
You Shall Not Pass: Issue #7, "Detonation": "You're not leaving this room." Delivered twice to the same bad guy. Once posthumously.
The unaired pilot contains examples of:
Borrowed Biometric Bypass: Subverted; while storming a secret prison, Miranda Zero is completely prepared to get past the retinal scanner, but runs into trouble when it turns out to be a password-protected scanner.
Have I Mentioned I Am Sexually Active Today?: After the female lead reels off a very lengthy list of her academic qualifications, all acquired at a very young age (she's no older than thirty), the male lead makes a joke about how she mustn't have found much time for a life in the process. She gets surprisingly touchy and insists at length that she did, ending with the unconvincing and unsolicited information that she "had boyfriends". The clear implication is that she's still a virgin.
Noodle Incident: Something happened involving the U.S Secretary of Defense in Tacumseh, Ohio that he does not want anyone to know about. Miranda Zero, of course, knows what it was.