Red Like Santa
what the fuck is a sonic?
What? What is this?
see you, space cowboy.
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*Vague plotting intensifies*
A dead Robby Rotten.
How is babby form?
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Blitzy....
Maybe.
What do you do with an army of angry squirrels?
This account is dead. I’ve said a lot of dumb things in the past and I wish to forget them. I’m sorry if I’ve ever hurt anyone.
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Lure them into a giant blender and feed them to the not-so angry squirrels.
Where else can I Get a Stupid Answer?
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The lost and found might be able to help you.
Why can't I paint my blood purple?
Mona Megistus!
Because your blood is already purple.
Why did Cyber Controller bring this thread back?
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
*Vague plotting intensifies*
To relieve boredom
Can I axe you a question?
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
plant
No. And futhermore, get that goddamn axe away from me.
Why are you showing this to me? ... Answer me you drug-dealing caterpillar!
" I'm the princess! Everyone has to do what I say!"
He'll take the case!
I'm showing you this simply because I can.
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Dread Sorcerer of Auchtermuchty
Elmer Fudd, over his mantelpiece.
Is the moon made of cheese?
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I think the answer was also the question.
edited 11th Apr '18 12:16:00 PM by TheOneWhoTropes
Keeper of The Celestial Flame
my current job
Which moon are we talking about?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Why didn't I get a question to answer?
"Leftover items still have value!"
The man behind the slaughter
Because you touch yourself at night.
if their is blood dripping from the ceiling, what do i do?
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
He'll take the case!
Use vinegar. I hear that cleans everything.
You think I can fit my hand in my mouth?
Word's second most famous attorney with a bird-related name.
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Try it, kiddo.
If there are no such things as Stupid Questions, how can this Thread exist?
my current job
Because you asked one just now.
Where can I go to get my ears pierced?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Fly Air Madeline
The Car Wash. Now get out of my face. 
What is the button to jump?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Oh that's easy, the Jump Button.
You could have gotten anything you wanted! Why didn't you wish for a sandwich?
my current job
I did! A sandwich of human pinkies still counts as a sandwich!
Whose tits did you punch this time?
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
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Your dog's, it turns out it has an aviary.
Whose idea was this anyway?!
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Fly Air Madeline
The dog's. Now do you want to go on this ultra-dangerous BMX course or what?
How many cars will I need to carry home this week's groceries?
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Me, I couldn't stand their sad faces.
Can I enter your bunker?
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."