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CinemaZebra from The Texas Panhandle Since: May, 2011
#151: Jun 1st 2011 at 12:20:17 AM

Nobody's compassionate enough to give me one.

"My brain used to be a little bitch, so I mugged it's ass." -kegisak
TheHeroHartmut Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds from a cave, according to my father (Old as dirt) Relationship Status: Snooping as usual
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
#152: Jun 1st 2011 at 1:24:22 AM

Oh, I'd love to, but my schedule these days is so tied up, what with shuffling around mindlessly, eating people's brains... You don't need to worry, though; I prefer more filling meals.

Switch FC code: SW-4420-1809-1805
IvanTheMouse L.A.U.P from [Classified by the U.N.] Since: Jan, 2001 Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
L.A.U.P
#153: Jun 1st 2011 at 2:37:18 AM

What do you mean when you say "life"?

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Premonition45 Since: Mar, 2011
StongRadd Since: Feb, 2010
#155: Jun 4th 2011 at 4:38:00 PM

I'd love to, but sadly, it isn't compatible with computers or Nintendo systems.

stevebat Since: Nov, 2009
#156: Jun 4th 2011 at 6:31:21 PM

I have enough lives right here. -Points to collection of bright green mushrooms-

Apocalypse: Dirge Of Swans.
StolenByFaeries Believe from a reprogrammed reality Since: Dec, 2010
Believe
#157: Jun 4th 2011 at 10:21:13 PM

I have plenty! I keep them in little bottles next to my bed.

Very good nightlights... except for the screaming.

"You've got your transmission and your live wire, but your circuit's dead." - Media
Runic from Here and Now Since: Apr, 2010
#158: Jun 4th 2011 at 10:23:38 PM

You read my shirt!

(I do have a shirt with a one up mushroom and those words under it, yes.)

"Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time..."
Fuzy2K Li'l Shardfinder from Toad Highlands Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Li'l Shardfinder
#159: Jun 4th 2011 at 10:31:44 PM

I have one. I stole it from you a while ago...

You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Aralyn from Land Downunder Since: May, 2011
#160: Jun 5th 2011 at 4:33:52 AM

Oh, were you offering yours? That is so sweet.

When I walk on the street counting my steps, magic keeps silent and reality stalks me.
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#161: Jun 5th 2011 at 5:53:15 AM

I'm not dead, therefore I have a life.

Shichibukai Permanently Banned from Banland Since: Oct, 2011
Permanently Banned
#162: Jun 5th 2011 at 7:32:37 AM

Go to Fife!

Requiem ~ September 2010 - October 2011 [Banned 4 Life]
cheeseypoofs from my happy place Since: Jan, 2010
#163: Jun 5th 2011 at 3:35:41 PM

I have one, and I'm wasting it on listening to you be an asshole.

My avatar would probably respond "I'm the boy who live."

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StongRadd Since: Feb, 2010
#164: Jun 5th 2011 at 5:45:07 PM

Stop reading shirts out loud!

Aralyn from Land Downunder Since: May, 2011
#165: Jun 6th 2011 at 9:12:02 PM

You get a life -crosses arms in reinforcement-

When I walk on the street counting my steps, magic keeps silent and reality stalks me.
StephanReiken Since: May, 2010
#166: Jun 7th 2011 at 10:40:30 AM

I already have 99.. I'm maxed out right now.

KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#167: Jun 8th 2011 at 12:05:20 PM

I would, but someone is hogging them all. Punkass.

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
Chabal2 Since: Jan, 2010
#168: Jun 9th 2011 at 11:36:50 AM

Good idea! I'll take yours. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!

Premonition45 Since: Mar, 2011
KarlKadaver Stupid Man Suit Wearer from Just offscreen... Since: Apr, 2011
Stupid Man Suit Wearer
#170: Jun 9th 2011 at 7:16:16 PM

No, you get one!

Give the world the best you have and you will get kicked in the teeth. Give the world the best you have anyway.
StongRadd Since: Feb, 2010
#171: Jun 11th 2011 at 2:43:50 PM

I tried that once. Turned into a giant eye. Vowed never to get another life after that.

Inhopelessguy Since: Apr, 2011
#172: Jun 12th 2011 at 6:14:48 PM

A life? Yeah, I have one. Sadly, you're the loser who's wasting it.

StongRadd Since: Feb, 2010
#173: Jun 25th 2011 at 11:55:22 PM

A comeback to a comeback:

->Person1: "Get a life!" ->Person2: "Hold on, I'm thinking of a comeback." ->Person1: "Then you'd better comeback with a goddamn life."

CaptainExcellent fuq u from Behind you Since: Dec, 1969
fuq u
#174: Jun 26th 2011 at 12:26:16 AM

NO! GO DIE AND GET A LIFE! IN THAT ORDER!

GET IN MY VAN, KIDS.
megamagikarp Voted best hair from Off to the left of nowhere Since: Dec, 2009 Relationship Status: How YOU doin'?
Voted best hair
#175: Jun 26th 2011 at 8:22:38 AM

I already have one. Yours.

Based on what?

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