"Well, there is a theory that the Bermuda Triangle contains what's called a blue hole. It's like a space warp and the aliens use it like a portal. And sometimes they'll take humans back with them."
"Take them back for what?"
"Experimentation. Hybrid breeding. Things I don't even wanna think about, sir."
"How many of these brain-nuts are you eating a day, Bud?"
"Power-nuts, sir."
"Power-nuts."
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time."Even in other languages, we love rubbish!"
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?"Hello Grandmother. I Like Jellyfishes. You See, They Are Energy Fishes. At Least, According To Finding Nemo."
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!""I just stepped in a BIG PILE OF SASSY!"
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed womenLook at these fools, still waiting to get in! I've done five murders while you've been queuing!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.You two will be late to academic prison.
Pantheon Wick CleaningThen came the rocks. Jagged rocks. Hitting me with their jags.
@audgetrouble: The Good Place when Vicky gives Chidi the note in his breakfast.
"I killed my coworker, can I have a raise?"
Edited by mightymewtron on Dec 10th 2021 at 1:36:54 PM
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe."I Drood the Ozeference."
"I Abwatch."
Nice! You got it.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Dec 10th 2021 at 1:41:05 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.LoadingReadyRun, the Robo Rosewater cube draft.
I've a fridge full of stubbled otter/why not pay me now?
Edited by FirstSnow on Dec 10th 2021 at 10:39:32 AM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.I’m a plate and this is great, I’m a plate and this is great!
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever."Im the milkman, my milk is delicious." "Special delivery today!" "URAAAAAGH!"
- throws milk*
Edited by Chibi-Robo on Dec 10th 2021 at 3:24:35 AM
Molly found a dead body."Then I'm goose-stepping my way to utopia and you can't stop me!"
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time."What? I like chips, fuck you."
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"It surprised me. There's a reason why it's evil.
Spot-on! Wow.
Edited by NineTailedCat on Dec 10th 2021 at 10:37:53 AM
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.Shot in the dark: That one Gotcha the Cockatoo video?
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.Work a camera? I am a camera!
Edited by antenna_ears on Dec 10th 2021 at 10:40:55 AM
Also try Minecraft!
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”"His qualifications are his name is Burnside, and his freaking dope-ass sideburns."
Pantheon Wick CleaningNo thanks, I'm just here out of spite.
Terraria, one of the title bar messages.
back lol"Woah! She's like a ninja-kicking angel. I mean, she— she kicks ninjas, but she's an angel."
Pantheon Wick Cleaning"Molly found a dead body."
Molly found a dead body.Van Helsing, calm yourself! We must fight on, or the vampires will win and be totally douchey passive-aggressive dickbags about it!
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
I love you too, egg.
@mightymewtron Yep!
Edited by audgetrouble on Dec 10th 2021 at 4:16:40 AM
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.