ITT: We Make Obscure References.

Why do you pronounce a word? Why don't you pronunce it?

"Our work is to keep people alive. We can't tell them how to live any more than how to die."

To show you the power of exponential growth, I've sawed myself in half!

Yer precious Landar can kiss my axe.

Can I be

Can I be

One of the cool kids? (The dumb shits)

All I ever wanted to be is one of the brightest motherfuckin' falling stars!!

"There better not be a damn gun inside that panda."

"Son, I want you to meet my archnemesis: Mr. Epstein."

"Among Us."

"uwu" *unplugs your life support*

Edited by ArmoredFury on Dec 1st 2021 at 1:27:23 AM

"I love Purple Land 'cause, you see, if you look at the sky, you have purple, and if you look at the ground, you also have purple."

"My cat died today."

"You look sexy as fuck."

Living room. Living room. Living room. Living room! LIVING ROOM! LIVING ROOM! Living room.

If this were Sassyland, and this was Sassy City, the capital of Sassyland, then you would be the mayor of Sassy City!

"Didn't I tell you? He's the best sailor."

"No. You said that "If he keeps up with the lies and the tantrums, he can go fly a kite"."

"Yeah, plus he's the best sailor."

"Dinosaurs may look scary, but they are dead."

According to Nerd Law, it is possible to be "more right" than someone else.

How could we eat? Our father would be coming back in through that door any second. And there would be some mighty loud hollering. We were sure of that. I remember looking out the kitchen window at that tree out back, trying to pick out which branch would hurt the least for a spanking.

"Teleporting to the ARK, [Eggman] is conveniently warped to where most of Sonic's team is. He takes Amy hostage and launches Sonic in a space capsule set to explode, mostly because Sonic is too much of a dumbass to realize that Eggman literally said his entire plan out loud before executing it. Unfortunately for Eggman, Tails somehow rigged the capsule's explosion to be harmless, leaving Sonic alive somehow."

"You piece of smoked salmon! You've ruined my deep fryer! Now it's been turned into an old radioactive radio! Precisely what I didn't want!"

This is us, making our way to the Party City bathroom to let out a "Party Sharty".

❌

Edited by Wafer on Dec 4th 2021 at 11:53:28 AM

"My life feels aimless now that my sister is dead."
[aggressive kissing noises]

Sandra remains unconscious.

How did a game about jet skis with a Sum 41 soundtrack get this angry?

Oh, so you do suffer from an illness: capitalism.

soviet national anthem starts playing

"You'll never turn me into a metrosexual! I like being a dirty, filthy little boy!"

Yeppers peppers!

Edited by ClancyGardener on Dec 4th 2021 at 12:19:40 PM

I used to steal birds, now I'm a newspaperman.