"fun fact: the red marks aren't indicative of posession, but rather the fact that he regularly eats cherry lipstick"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!I know what it is, but I’m gonna let someone else say it this time.
"Well well well, we meet again. Only this time, for the first time."
Are you ready? Go live!...Alright, have it your way. I like your cooking.
his appendages reach the heavensHonestly, that has no business being on the kids menu. It's like they've discovered a whole new food.
Yes.
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureI end up doused, and soused, and fished, and flattened, and when I try to be honest... suddenly, I’m Randy!
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women"I wanna get off Mr. Bones wild riff."
Nope. This is referencing AGDQ 2021 speedrun of Mr. Bones.
Edited by ArmoredFury on Jan 10th 2021 at 12:31:52 AM
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingThat's not hummus, that's a chickpea funeral.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.Vinesauce
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureHIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY
Well, I don't know whether you know that because I posted it in Trash Heap or not... but okay, I'll give it to you.
Edited by ClancyGardener on Jan 9th 2021 at 3:00:00 AM
Trimming the hedges, one trope at a time.Hey, guys! Condoms, right?
"he’s going to become Great Dane Jesus and just walk across the water like a super alpha gamer"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"... whereas Bonny will just straight-up teleport to different rooms on the left just because he feels like it. That's... lore now, that's canon."
his appendages reach the heavens"Follow the bucket!"
"I'm following the bucket-*Sound-Effect Bleep* "
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sureYou know, this is live on the radio, so I'd like to start by saying 'fuck'.
simple as"It has THREE bit beasts."
"That's a lot of bit beasts."
"it's more than one or two"
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her."The perfect position to talk about gunships: the fetal position."
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing"Tweet, tweet, yeah! All your existential problems will go away soon, okay?"
"that made me not wanna die—see, Mama, now I’m gonna die"
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!"YAAAAAAAAAAGH!! I cannot break him!"
"... Nice lungs."
"Mind your tongue, or I will cut it out!"
Edited by DrunkenRockLee on Jan 12th 2021 at 11:20:43 AM
his appendages reach the heavens"OK, so, there's this scientist, right? And he turns himself into a pickle, yeah? Most terrible shit I've ever seen. They were clearly trying to force a meme. I mean, who does that?"
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
We live in a tower, Ned.
It’s not about the desti-something, it’s about the whatever.