"So how does [RWBY: Grimm Eclipse’s] story stack up? Well about as well as a Jenga tower in a tumble dryer on the top floor of the World Trade Center. During an earthquake.
[beat]
Poorly is what i’m trying to say."
If you read the title for this avatar, you likely read it wrong."How is the world led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print"
Oh my god, I'm a chav!
simple asMister White, have you seen this Mario guy? Fucking plumbers, man!
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.yet ANOTHER Kalashnikov product cockblocked by the MIGHT OF EUGENE STONER
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing"Ladies and gentlemen, we apologize for the delays on your journey today, but a mental infant has decided to grab each end of the train and pull it apart. Thank you."
Edited by Routeferret on Mar 29th 2020 at 9:40:54 AM
i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)Just seems like a pretty french thing to do to light stuff on fire.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.“On April 1, 2020, as the novel coronavirus spreads, the ‘Restrain from April Fools’ and ‘This is a Time to Enjoy April Fools’ factions began a war, and the people were divided. Ever since, April 1 has become known as the ‘Day of Hatred.'”
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingIt's just like that novel Catch-22 in that there's much talking about airplanes.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."Hey there," says the butt. "Think you can let me out of here? I'm freezing my ass off."
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingIs this... the blood of the dark soul?
The Cosmic Baby, Who Is Older Than Time
Also Starring:
Social Distancing
Brad Is Also Here... There He Goes
It's An Evil Russian, Incredible.
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it."Spiders! PUNCH 'EM! (punches the spider)"
EDIT: Correct!
Edited by burinnu on Apr 8th 2020 at 7:05:59 AM
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.x8 Yoko Taro's April Fools tweet
"Chargeman Ken is the Chargeman Ken of anime"
Edited by Zanreo on Apr 7th 2020 at 1:55:18 PM
"Leftover items still have value!"Snake, you want some too?
I AMMMMMM SIEGMEYER OF CATARINA, AND YOOOOOOU SHALL FEEEEEEEL MY WRATH!!!
The last one is actually from Dark Souks I.
Edited by Mhazard on Apr 11th 2020 at 4:15:37 PM
Correct!
"You'll scare people like that."
"I'm just walking."
"Normal people don't walk on the walls."
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingHow can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!
Also M Hazard, reasonably sure your last few have been from Dark Souls Three
Edited by FirstSnow on Apr 8th 2020 at 9:11:39 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.MYYYY NAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEE IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! AS I BREEEEEATHE, YOOOOOU WILL NOT PASS THE CASTLE GATE!!
Edited by Mhazard on Apr 11th 2020 at 4:14:19 PM
"(desperately runs away from an automatic door)"
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!""Maybe she'll come back if you take off the dead squirrel glued to your head."
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?They were making out and I got to watch them kiss and touch the butts, and touch MY butts
My favorite sci fi enemies are the giant sexy depressed women"You know how golfers are known for jumping their motorcycle over the Grand Canyon, right?"
"All golfers are very patriotic as well, so..."
Not the intended reference at least.
Edited by FirstSnow on Apr 13th 2020 at 3:58:36 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.
Oh, this dude does fuck.
Edited by FirstSnow on Mar 26th 2020 at 3:47:29 PM
Joke? Why are you calling it a joke? You drew a picture of two dudes hugging and wrote "I love hugs!" on it.