Gallant and Goofus

Goofus tortured the penguins to near death and then ate them semialive

Gallant is straight but he is still kind and respectful to LGBT people.

Goofus is an avid homophobe, whose anger is rooted from a fear that he himself is gay.

Gallant plays by the rules.

Goofus says Screw the Rules, I Have Money!

Gallant respects women as human beings.

Goofus believes that women aren't even human beings, but rather an invading alien species.

Gallant washes his hands thoroughly before every meal.

Goofus gets his hands muddy and touches everyone's food at the dinner table.

Gallant respects other shippers' opinions about their OTPs.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jul 19th 2018 at 12:44:41 AM

Goofus gets mad with power

Gallant meets Puffy AmiYumi

Edited by Ooglyeye on Jul 19th 2018 at 9:09:01 AM

Goofus is a stalker who tries to kidnap members of Jpop bands... while they are singing on stage.

Gallant is a member of a good guy despite being a member of an Always Chaotic Evil species that eats puppies for breakfast. He even invented tofu puppies to try to get the rest of his species to stop eating real puppies.

Goofus is the Token Evil Teammate whose antics are responsible for getting the heroes banished from every town in the world, so the Supervillain Lair is the only place they can feel welcome.

Gallant is in a Boy Band, but he writes all of the songs.

Goofus is in the same Boy Band, and even though he doesn't write and is undoubtedly the worst singer, he still insists that he's the most important member because Teen People said he had the best looking hair.

Gallant has some weird fetishes, but he keeps them to himself unless someone asks.

Goofus likes going to playgrounds and describing his fetishes to the children in detail.

Gallant's hobby is expensive, but he doesn't let it take over his life or wreck his expenses.

Goofus wasted all his time and money... despite the fact that he doesn't have any hobbies whatsoever.

Gallant lives up to his name.

Goofus lives down to his name.

Gallant doesn't pick on mimes or clowns.

Goofus builds a great, great invisible wall and will have the circus pay for it.

Gallant does not call people fat.

Goofus is morbidly obese and mocks other people who he considers to be too heavy. He thinks that anyone who doesn't have anorexia is overweight.

Gallant supports GMO crops but doesn't mock people who want to eat GMO free food.

Edited by TheBlueHour on Jul 19th 2018 at 8:30:09 AM

Goofus steals the GMO free food, because he wants food with GMOs.

Gallant always cleans up.

Goofus is The Pig-Pen.

Gallant showers at least twice a week.

If asked when was the last time he cleaned himself up, Goofus asks "When did Bill Clinton leave office?"

Gallant enjoys trying international cuisine.

Edited by Starbug on Jul 22nd 2018 at 4:27:10 AM

Goofus thinks that everything other than French fries and hamburgers is disgusting, horrible, and a danger to national security.

Gallant keeps his nails clean and trim.

Anyone scratched by Goofus needs a tetanus shot.

Gallant has a cool looking Wave-Motion Gun.

Goofus has a slingshot with a cooked noodle instead of a rubber band.

Gallant has mastered ten different musical instruments.

Goofus can't even play the kazoo.

Gallant always cites his sources.

Goofus never cites his sources, and his stories are the EXACT oppisite of truth!

Gallant always posts good Youtube videos!

Goofus posts "prank videos" that basically amount to jackasses harassing people in low-income neighborhoods.

Gallant tries his best to follow local customs and etiquette whenever he's in a foreign country.

Goofus pees on sites of cultural significance.

Gallant helped Satan get out of the deal he made with Goofus.

Goofus is so angry about that he takes over Satan's domain and literally unleashes hell on Earth.

Gallant's voice is soothing and calm.