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Secret of Man. A grand journey to discover the truth behind the birth of mankind, and with it, the powers that control the world.
I have a message from another time...
The Finding of Isaac: Wherein you play a mother desperate to find her young child in her basement... on the behest of God who demands him as a sacrifice.
Super Meat Toy: Fun for kids of all ages. (Team Meat is not responsible for food poisoning or blood stains)
Biostock: Take stock of a grocery store's produce section in real time action!
Caste Crashers: Same game, way more cultural-political implications.
edited 25th Oct '13 7:07:36 AM by Zeromaeus
Think of the mooks!
@950 So... Super Mario 3D World?
- Pokemom - the story of that Ditto you left in Daycare to breed out tons of male-only and genderless species.
- The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mast - Link has to travel back and forth through time and across gargantuan seas in order to stop Majora from dropping the moon right in the middle of... the ocean... yeah. It also randomly switches between realistic polygonal graphics and cel-shaded graphics just to anger fans of both styles.
Cthulhu Saves the Word: Play as Cthulhu as he tries to type out papers for various reasons
OR
Play as Cthulhu trying to revive the cult that worships him
Dreamball: Play out soccer matches in the protagonist's dreams — which means that the results vanish as soon as she wakes up.
edited 25th Oct '13 8:42:43 AM by ArsThaumaturgis
My Games & Writing
See you later, tropinator!
Final Fantas: the world needs to be saved... by a group of warriors with orange tans.
Race Attorney: defend a series of clients that have been all wrongfully accused due to prejudice.
...or solve your cases by go-karting with the prosecution, I'm not entirely sure.
Cock Band: a musical rhythm game with a wide rooster of songs.
Zod of War: a hack-and-slash game where you go against Superman.
Super Stash Bros: store multiple Nintendo characters for future use.
Perfect Bark: you need to find just the right tree...
Castlemania: a medieval phenomenon.
Candy Rush: it's because of all that sugar.
Ned for Speed: a drug craze caught even the most unlikely people in Springfield. Or Westeros.
Words Armageddon: the end result of too much texting.
According to the internet, anything is an overrated piece of garbage. This includes the internet itself.
World of Tangs: End Of Evangelion, the game. Alternative, a game about sub-par instant OJ.
Face Time
FarCray: Some people will go to great lengths for a supercomputer.
The Faconing: The greatest threat to justice is none other than imitation vegetarian bacon.
Spainkiller: ...Actually, let's not go there.
Billing Floor: The Accounting Department has a bit of a zombie problem.
edited 26th Oct '13 12:56:08 AM by RocketDude
"Hipsters: the most dangerous gang in the US." - Pacific Mackerel
I wonder if we can have the thread title changed to "Mutate a game title".
Bread Risingnote : Cooking Mama has a problem with zombie yeast.
Super Monkey Balls: Um, on second thought, let's not go there...
Parappa the Wrapper: A game that simulates working the gift-wrapping station at a department store during the holiday rush.
Unescape: The latest grindfest MMO in which the primary game mechanic is decoding URL-encoded strings by hand.
edited 27th Oct '13 1:51:49 AM by PoochyEXE
Extra 1: Poochy Ain't Stupid
The Plum and Only
Need for Speed: Shit: They didn't expect this one to sell very well...
Grabbed by the Goolies: Rare gave up with subtlety or what little they had by the time this one came out.
Blazing Angles: Maths was hardcore in WW II.
Ra-man: The Egyptian gods shall pass judgment on this platformer.
Perfect Ark Zero: The Xbox 360 launch title FPS, featuring Noah himself.
Curse the ill fortune that led you to me.
Face Time
Think of the mooks!
Not More Heroes: Too many people have been inspired to be good guys, so Travis Touchdown is sent to cut them all down in an orgy of violence.
The Last Stork: Storks have become an endangered species, and you have to do everything you can to save them.
Nintenhogs: The first realistic pig farm simulator. Also likely the last.
Mario Is Kissing: Mario has discovered romance, and you have to help him find, woo, and kiss the perfect woman in a bizarre mashup of platformer and dating sim.
Reminder: Offscreen Villainy does not count towards Complete Monster.
Court Dragon
Mobster Hunter: A sandbox crime game set in a vaguely prohibition-era city. You're a vigilante tracking down key members of the mob, including the boxing champ known as Dios the Brute.
I have a message from another time...
Main Character
Sonic Generation: Now you too can make a crappy recolor of Sonic!
edited 28th Oct '13 9:55:53 AM by Grounder
Fly Air Madeline
Tweaked game titles list edutainment edition:
Museum Sadness: Everyone in the science museum is depressed.
Alge-Bluster: Solve algebra problems on a really windy day.
Mah Blaster: Blasternaut is no longer interested in math problems. Help him shoot everything in sight.
Adeline European Adventures: Go on a learning adventure across Europe with everyone's favorite child artist! Combines the imaginative fun of Scribblenauts with the discovery and learning of travel.
Oregon Trial: Uphold law and order as a judge in the Willamette Valley District Court.
Cord Munchers: The Muncher has made it his mission to eat all the electrical cords in the world. Watch out for currents and Troggles, who will try to undo the damage you've done.
Treasure Matstorm!: Morty Maxwell, the Master of Mischief, has inundated Treasure Mountain in yoga mats! You must find Morty and make him get rid of all of them. 
Simcan't: The inability, denial and depression simulator. How lethargic can you make your sim?
Breader Rabbit: The first educational game about cooking.
Bill Nye the Science Guy: Stop the Rook: Bill Nye teaches the scientific principles behind a game of chess.
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"
Mario Kart Double Dosh - Be first to win twice the prize money.
Marble vs Capcom - Can one ball take on the might of Ryu, Ken etc.
Zoop Keeper - How many copies of the '90s puzzle game can you hoard?
42 All-Tame Classics - Perfect for the video game newbies.
42 All-Timed Classics - And for the video game experts. Finish the games... quickly!
Mario Kart Win - You're the only one playing in each race.
I don't culminate!
And now here comes some unexpected twists
Devil May Fly: No, we're not looking at Dante. This features a devilkind who longs to fly to the skies and to take the war to the angels, but his quest is fraught with oppresion, criticism and lots of redemption.
Meta Gear: Humanity had grown tired of the idea of large, hulking machines terrorizing either the humanity or its enemies. In an attempt to make one for the sake of peace, someone must sneak into the Convention, and lift the ban on robotics engineering. With brute force if necessary.
Onimucha: Legends say that Samanosuke Akechi was fighting the hidden war between Oni and Genma..... They didn't say how he was doing it RECKLESSLY.
Dagon Quest: How deep can a hero go, when the real danger is within what covers most of the planet's surface?
I wanna be the buy: One guy wanted a proper house to live in. With large enough kitchen, large enough bedroom, and large enough private space. The last ones are rising in prices. Here's his trip in killing off potential buyers, for the sake of his first and final home.
Same as usual.... Wing it.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Deaf Space. Nobody can hear you scream...
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Think of the mooks!
@968 Alternately, Mario Kart Win - the computer no longer gets Blue Shells or Lightning.
Shaq Fun - Like Shaq Fu, but actually entertaining to play.
Reminder: Offscreen Villainy does not count towards Complete Monster.
Mario Kart Double Hash: Mario tweets an invitation to go karting with him, and accidentally presses the '#' key twice.
Extra 1: Poochy Ain't Stupid
Lice: Madness Returns: Control a group of lice as they invade people's hair and drive them crazy.
Whoops, sorry about that.![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
edited 24th Nov '13 8:31:22 AM by UNoWho
Too much adorableness
^ Shouldn't that be in the topic in anime subforum?
Give me cute or give me...something?
Jumping Flask: A hopping bottle of liquor goes on a quest to find its owner
Threads of Fae: The fair folk lose their the ball which keeps the threads of their world together. Together they must find it and put it back in its place... or their world will unravel.
Unibracers: A new bracing technology has been invented which allows one to put braces on faster. You are in a crack team whose mission is to deploy it to as many citizens with crooked teeth as possible
Logical Journey of the Zombinis: The Zoombinis who were left behind on Zoombini Isle have risen from the dead as deranged, undead Zombinis who crave the flesh of the living Zoombinis. In order to find some, they must brave the same puzzle areas that the Zoombinis faced. When all 625 reach Zoombiniville, they will start a Zombini Apocalypse.
I.M Mean: Help a kid with his math homework using Instant Messaging.
Totally Ra: Play as the sun god Ra during his mid-life crisis as he attempts to take up skateboarding.
Newt Super Mario Bros: The Devilish Bowser Jr. has turned Mario, Luigi, Toad and Princess Peach into newts! Brave 8 awesome worlds in search of a cure.
Sonic Host World: Sonic Team's innovative new game pits Sonic the Hedgehog against famous talk show hosts.
Circus ATAPI: Install a hard drive in time for the big Circus show!
Josst: Debunk conspiracy theories on the back of a giant ostrich.
Robot Oddyssey: Squeek the parasite has been enhanced with cybernetic powers. Take control of a variety of robots and bring the Glukkon empire to an untimely end.
Witfall: An old Pitfall Harry is suffering from dementia.
Whee in Time is Carmen Sandiego?: ACME detectives investigate the far reaches of spacetime to find out whether Carmen Sandiego is having fun.
Nethock: Lob wireless routers at people's homes to give them internet access.
Lard Drivin: Can you maneuver a tub of lard through a deadly stunt course without tipping it over?
I, Gobot: A giant transforming robot paints surfaces and avoids detection in a world where jumping is against the law.
Papertoy: This exciting followup to Glider PRO features a variety of paper vehicles and events to compete in.
Tonic Advance: Manage a malt and tonic shop in this unique business simulator.
Stab Wars: Rogue Squadron: It's the knife fight of the century. Control a combatant in the largest gang war ever simulated in a video game.
Ni GHTS Into Dream: It's the same dream over and over.
Fights Into Dreams The fighting game with no rules. Battle against other dream warriors for ultimate control of the subconscious realm!
edited 26th Oct '13 9:00:23 PM by lewattoo
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"