Thread Anti-Necromancy Game

Mountain.

basically the lyrics are just about the vast size of the universe and how our problems are but specks of dust in the wind

Edited by edchump4 on Nov 10th 2019 at 3:13:37 AM

Yup.

Also, did you ever listened to A butterfly loved a flower?

yep

oh, so Chinese "Tears in the Rain".

Edited by KeironCioran on Nov 9th 2019 at 12:17:17 PM

Alright, what did I miss?

*scrolls back*

Uhh... OK... nice meme, Zorua.

A butterfly loved a flower...

it's nowhere near as negative about it, and the emphasis is on the vastness of space, the title basically translates to "Universe Infinite"

damn this song is catchy

Edited by edchump4 on Nov 10th 2019 at 3:19:32 AM

Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 24th 2020 at 3:13:34 PM

Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 24th 2020 at 3:13:39 PM

x3 That’s why I love it.

Edited by Dhiruxide on Nov 24th 2020 at 3:13:44 PM

Giant post incoming!

Once Upon a Time, In A Far Away Land, there was a King and a Queen ruling a kingdom.

The King and the Queen had two children that they loved dearly: a son named White Snow and a daughter named Snow White.

But happiness doesn't stay for very long at the starts of fairy tales, and the Queen died and the King married another woman.

Now, this woman was obsessed with her beauty and every day she asked to her Magic Mirror:

"Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who's the fairest of them all?"

And the mirror would always reply:

"You, my Queen, is the fairest of them all."

But one day the mirror broke, and the Queen had to discard it, so she catapulted it away the farthest she could do.

And she asked the new mirror:

"Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who's the fairest of them all?"

And the mirror replied:

"You, my Queen, may be fair, but Snow White is the fairest of them all."

And the Queen was enraged and ordered a huntsman to kill Snow White while she was playing alone in the forest, but the huntsman could not bear himself to do it and told her to flee the farthest she could.

Turns out, White Snow had seen the Queen asking the mirror, and he was just going to tell his father, but the Queen discovered him, casted a spell on him, and catapulted him the farthest she could.

Snow White, while fleeing from the castle, found out a little stone house and because she was tired and hungry, ate some of the porridge and slept in a bed.

Not much later, the seven dwarfs whom the house belongs to arrive after working at the mines and find Snow White sleeping in a bed. They decide not to bother her and when she awakens and tells them her story they tell her she can stay with them.

One day, while walking in the forest near the house, Snow White found a broken mirror in the bushes. Bringing it inside, she poured some water on it while watering some plants, and the mirror repaired itself.

Turns out, that mirror was the Queen's first, and Snow White, being only a child*, asked for stories every night.

But Snow White started to notice all stories were about knights with special abilities that eventually were cursed by a witch with reasons from stepping on her flowers or not controlling their horses and grew suspicious about the mirror.

Meanwhile, the evil Queen asked again to her new mirror who was the fairest of them all, and the mirror replied that Snow White was still the fairest. So the Queen was even more enraged and twice she tried to kill her, once with a ribbon and the other with a poisoned comb, but the dwarfs saved her both times.

Eventually, Snow White decided to do something about the mirror so she asked with her sweetest voice:

"Mirror, mirror in my hand

Who was this witch who cursed them all?"

And the mirror replied:

"The now Queen of this Kingdom, she is. A powerful sorceress, she does remain."

Snow White was terrified and curious at the same time, so she asked again:

"Mirror, mirror in my hand

Who were those knights she cursed all?"

And the mirror replied:

"The prince of Weathia, was one of them. Magic powers resided on his wand, yet the Queen took them all. A skilled robber and his apprentice, another. Their boots were their pride, for flying made their glare. A blacksmith from Austr, the fourth. His weapons always found a way back. The fifth, a mage of the Firelands was. His power over his element was stronger than his trust. And the sixth, just a skilled musician that somehow made it into the knight squad, but whose magic was the strongest of them all."

Snow White quickly thought:

"Six knights, and there are seven dwarfs. If the knights are the dwarfs, then who's the seventh?"

She expressed her thoughts to the mirror, and a bard suddenly appeared from inside.

"Fear me not, my dear child*, for doth I am the spirit of the mirror. You have actually asked a question without the rhyme, and you have freed me from the spell that bounds every mirror spirit."

"The seventh dwarf? Your own brother White Snow is him. Of the plot against you he heard and to your father went to say, but the Queen overheard him and casted a spell."

How to free them from the curses, asked then Snow White.

"My dear child, this a easy quest is not. You must venture into the castle you were born, and get the weapon they had before. But not easy must not mean hard, for doth a help shall I provide. The mirror itself can access any of them brothers and a transportation you hall have. Step inside this world and in the other point you shall leave."

And so did Snow White step and grab, all the weapons the knights had. And the sword of his brother, with the ice tip she brought.

And she presented them all, in front of the dwarfs. And the magic evaporated, and six knights and a child* were left.

The siblings were embraced in a huge hug, while a hag walked from the shrubs.

At the sight of her the six knights pulled out their weapons, and the hag turned into a sorceress.

The battle was hard, and the sorceress pulled an apple from her bag. She cut a piece of it and hurled it against Snow White's mouth, where it was stuck, and the poison got at her body.

White Snow was enraged, and with a single cut he killed the sorceress, which then revealed herself to be a crow**.

Snow White was kept in a crystal coffin and the knights carried her with her brother to the castle, where they explained everything to the King, and the Queen was eventually defeated By All Your Colors Combined of the seven ex-dwarfs. White Snow was then made a knight.

And what happened to Snow White? Did a prince from a far away land kiss her and save her? Nope. The second mirror was the one who saved her by courtesy of being a medic before being cursed to be a mirror spirit. And they all lived happily ever after.

Ok so:

• This was originally a DC fairy tale AU with the Flash Rogues. You can see that with the six dwarfs, who are clearly the Weather Wizard, the two Tricksters, Capt. Boomerang, Heatwave and the Pied Piper. Snow White and White Snow are Golden Glider and Capt. Cold. The mirror spirits are the two Mirror Masters. Evan being the first and Sam the second (the reason he claims Snow White is fairer).

• *Child is only an expression. They are at least 15 or something. **The crow is not the Queen, but a minion.

• This works better as the DC AU than a separate tale.

Edited by JTTWlover on Nov 9th 2019 at 9:39:19 PM

Wait, what?

Edited by edchump4 on Nov 10th 2019 at 3:37:51 AM

I asked the Necroers for posting a version of Snow White I had several pages ago.

nah, that's fine, i'm just not sure what's going on in this tale

Magic, that’s what’s happening in this tale.

Oh, DC universe. Guess that's why I didn't understand it.

It's gonna take like another hour for the meds to wear off so I'm gonna just occupy the time with random songs. Any objections?

I'll take that as a no.

Gonna keep tacking songs onto the bottom till someone posts I guess.

Well that was fast.

Edited by edchump4 on Nov 10th 2019 at 3:57:08 AM

aka fluffle puff kills everyone with pillows and proceeds to have sexy times with chryssi probably

are there only, like, two active people right now

Well, I doubt I count as an "active person," so...

I'll take it. Lord knows I'm using this as a substitute for having actual friends anyway.

Hi I’m gonna be away for 10 hours maybe.

Yeah, screw it, I'm gonna go sleep. And by 'sleep' I mean "lie in bed and wait for my chest pains to go away". G'night, all zero people still up on this thread right now.