I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Well, you know what they say: teach someone to fish, and they won't know what to do with it until you give them either a fish bowl or an electric stove.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
You Could Use some Imagination
Just remember to feed the fish after every mission or they consume your head. Remember the last time that happened?
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Hey, that wasn't my fault! I would've fed them earlier if you hadn't taken so long to bust me out of prison.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
You Could Use some Imagination
Be lucky I got you out at all. The only reason it took so long was revenge for when you jerks left me in there and I had to escape myself.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
You could have just used the Wall Destroyer Gun of Destroying +69 they left in your cell. It would have saved you a lot of time.
I hope you get tiny bits of eggshell in all your omelettes for the rest of your life!
Joyful angel
I wouldn't use that, it's the second reason I'm banned for life from Italy.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Winner of Elim Game Round 78
At least you didn't get banned from Spain. Maybe bringing the horses wasn't a good idea...
OH GOD THE HORSES, Those poor things withe 5 Heads and 3 bodies. I can't even count how many legs they have.
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Discarded and Feeling Blue
You shouldn't try, either. The last guy who tried, well...need I remind you about the "Chilean King" scandal?
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
CG for short
Hey... you know about that guy we beheaded earlier? Now, there's a total shitstorm involving him.
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Eh, I wouldn't worry too much. It should blow over soon enough, unless they somehow find out about the cicadas.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Pfft. I once got Applejack to cheat on Rarity. What an aftermath.
"Listen up, Marina, because this is SUPER important. Whatever you do, don't eat th“ “DON'T EAT WHAT?! Your text box ran out of space!”
Speaking of cheating… you’d be surprised at what went down at the 2005 Oscars. Let’s just say there’s a lot of hush money going around.
You Could Use some Imagination
To quote Kermit the Frog "I'm not buying your food I'm buying your silence."
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
Two idiots one brain cell
Shhh, don't mention the Almighty Amphibian by name! You might get his attention -
(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do
And if the Almighty Amphibian is involved, the Swine Lady is not far behind...
OH GOD THEY FOUND US, BEGIN PROTOCOL PI 3 1. THE LAST TIME WE HAD TO DO THIS ENDED IN THE LOSS OF A PARTY MEMBER!
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No! You know what happened the last time we tried that protocol! Chris Hemsworth's dog is still in therapy!
You Could Use some Imagination
Hey, at least that party member was The Scrappy. Imagine if we'd lost someone important. Like we did in 2002.
"Hope for our world, tragedy for another."
CG for short
Hey... Where tf did Chris Hemsworth's dog go?
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
Two idiots one brain cell
Probably ran off with the Zombified Elizabeth I that someone just had to keep around
(They/them) You don’t know me the way I do
Discarded and Feeling Blue
Hey, don't talk about me like I'm not there! Besides, it was either her or the ghost bees.
Currently Working On: Incorruptible Pure Pureness
-Fighting off Kermit- I need some help here he’s better at Shakespearism then I expected!
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I'm no good at Shakespeare but I did meet him in a bar in 1908!
Oh and what came after that incident is so traumatizing we only refer to it as the Tuna Sushi Rollup.
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