The noodle incident

It could have been worse, like the time the Baby Shark song replaced every single other piece of music in the world

Edited by dutchguy1986 on Mar 16th 2020 at 7:07:15 PM

That was a mess almost as big as that time when we were half a year from the singing and dancing and clapping and cheering.

On the upside, it was also half a year since someone awakened the dreaded gazebo

Did we ever figure out who did that? I swear it was Dan Aykroyd but I never found any proof...

Well, he does have experience with fighting ghosts, so it could be him.

Could someone get me to where I can aim another comet at this ghost... Please...

Are you the one who totaled my car?

No, that was the mountain.

To say nothing of the draft-dodging, Red Scare nonsense, and the superhero Studebaker.

Superhero Studebaker? Can it transform? If so, I know a guy with a G-6155 that I'd like to introduce it to...

No! Never again! Not after the invisalign incident!

Edited by BackSet1 on Mar 18th 2020 at 7:58:46 AM

Did that have anything to do with the time that Cheetah bit me? It's been six months and I still have a tail.

I don't know about that, but I certainly remember when the wolf insisted that he did not move New Years Eve to the square that was just named.

I bet he was still bitter that Nikola Tesla didn't come to his birthday party.

Cone on, Tesla had good reason. His sentient nuclear powered robot had gone missing and taken up crimefighting

And that robot is the reason I'm banned from Chicago!

If you hadn't asked them to play a Gangsta Rap version of "You're the Inspiration", maybe they'd have let you join as a session guitarist. Now we've got to deal with lawsuits from Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg that won't be sorted out in court for years.

We'd get to them sooner if somebody hadn't turned the judge into a dog!

Hey, I didn't do it! I was busy paining the limes for the other project.

The project with the gorilla that likes hugs, or the project with the 200,000 flamingos?

The one with the barking fox.

I thought foxes couldn't catch scurvy ... unless the last time I was shanghaied meant nothing at all.

No, no, no...you got those mixed up. What you meant to say was "I caught scurvy while traveling to Shanghai." An easy mistake to make. I do it all the time.

By the way, has anyone seen Fred's camel?

I thought we left it with the invisible jet.

I hope that it isn't double-parked again; I think the police force here only accepts gold kruggerands.