The noodle incident

I think the parallel universe where everything is shifted slightly to the right would disagree.

Well, that's at least better than the universe where Al Capone became vice president, Beyonce is a U.S. Senator, and Alfred Hitchcock's magnum opus was called Murder On The Titanic. Also, did I mention all the coffee was wiped out by locusts?

Coffee? That nearly caused the end of our lives! Thank God for those locusts!

I don't know about the coffee, but I do remember when the world almost blew up because of a glass of wine...

Well, Mettaton DID try to warn us that EVERYTHING in the room was a bomb...

He didn't say anything about the Lady Gaga mecha, though.

How did the Lady Gaga mecha set the water in the swimming pool on fire, anyway?

Someone smuggled some oil from Oil Ocean. Then flamethrowers got involved.

And it took the fire departments from three states eight hours to put out the fire.

Eight hours? Even with the ducks and the elephants helping?

The elephants were trying to spread the fire. They're under the control of the sewer gators, y'know.

That's just a lie must up by Big Pharma! I know that because you did talk to that doctor

Hey, leave Doctor B. Iggy Lyer alone, they saved the king of France, remember?

Anyone could have done it if they had that axe, he was just there at the right time

Yeah, but he did compete in "The World's Strongest Doctor".

and he lost that once Dr. Frankenstein and uh his creation, who is also called Doctor Frankenstein, apparently he got his doctorates degree, which is impressive for a Promethean.

Are we talking about Prometheus Minor, or Prometheus Major? Because anyone on Prometheus Major can get a degree in anything.

Does that include explaining the plot the Alien vs. Predator? Because I'd really like to know what the hell was going on in Alien vs. Predator.

I dunno, I was distracted by the airhorn squads. Who let those guys in anyway?!

The dolphin. You know, that one we all tripped over this morning?

Well, quit the cult!

Easy for you to say...that place doesn't even have any doors! I don't even know how I got in here.

God, that reminds me of that trip we took to Japan... too bad we can never go back.

I'm still bummed about that. I lost my favorite bikini there, and the Japanese Ticklevine botanist won't respond to my emails.

I uh, might be able to answer both of those, actually ... remember that Japanese game show I got invited to be on? Let's just say they needed prizes and uh... yeah.