Unbeugsame Klinge
So, just a little heads up: Remember that Gore Magala sighting a while back? Well, the good news is that there's no longer a Gore Magala in north Texas. The bad news is that that's because it just completed its molting and is now a Shagaru Magala. North Texas is now under an Elder Dragon warning while hunters try to sedate it for relocation.
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
Godzilla
Alrighty, I’m about to head back to my hometown in NY! Question: Who should I call in case of a demon infestation?
SKREEEEEEEONK!
I'd say Devil May Cry would be good. A bit on the expensive side, but they do some great work.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Godzilla
Just landed.
To be honest, they handled that demon tree guy pretty well, not gonna lie.
SKREEEEEEEONK!They also handled that evil church in Fortuna pretty well too. They even got a new member out of it too.
Speaking of that demon tree, how's that being handled?
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Godzilla
It didn’t hit my neighborhood, thank God for that one.
Edited by GeneralGigan on Sep 25th 2022 at 8:56:22 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!Same, last thing I need is a bunch of demons at my house.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Godzilla
The most I’ve seen is there being a monster under my bed as a kid.
SKREEEEEEEONK!I did see a weird skinny guy, but I think it came from an experiment from Hawkins, the town from a state over where I live.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
There any SCPs loose in your area? One of those eye things somehow got inside my house and is purring at me. I can't afford to take care of it after having to pay for being healed instantly.
Godzilla
Bring it to the animal shelter, duh.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Godzilla
Anybody got any music recommendations? I just got through the latest Dethklok album.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Pink Puffball
I would recommend K.K Slider, His music is so comfy to me.
32 years later, and he's still maximum pink.
Unhinged Menace
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I heard the insane merchants have some bangers.
On another note, I think a Great One is taking over my neighborhood. Anyone have any ideas? I'm a bit scared for my life at the moment.
Internal links aren't working but Great Ones are from Bloodborne.
"Know your place, fool."
Godzilla
Call the Ghostbusters, I’d say the Winchesters too but they shut down a few years ago.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
The Lamb
Ugh... did anyone else see the news? Bowser kidnapped the princess again.
Praise the Lamb!
Godzilla
That’s just old hat at this point! You think they’re… you know… doing something else in there? I mean, it’s the only explanation for how this happens so much.
Edited by GeneralGigan on Sep 27th 2022 at 7:37:47 AM
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Unbeugsame Klinge
Please spare us the tabloid speculation.
Godzilla
Look, you don’t go after the same girl for 30 years without a few theories popping up.
SKREEEEEEEONK!I'm doubtful that Peach's the mother of Bowser's kid, I mean he spills graffiti all over the place! A girl like Peach would raise her kid to not be such a troublemaker.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Unbeugsame Klinge
If they're a thing, why not be public about it?
Nach jeder Ebbe kommt die Flut.
Godzilla
A bunch of celebrities do that, Tambourine Guy. Plus it’d probably be a scandal in this day and age.
SKREEEEEEEONK!
Ugh. Seems like someone was irresponsible with a Meeseeks box again. A whole pack of Meeseeks is causing havoc in my neighborhood.
Edited by kirbman on Sep 27th 2022 at 8:24:27 PM
Your best bet is to just get out of there until they finish their task. After you steal the box away from the person, of course.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
God, if Hell is really that easy to get to I am TOTALLY going to try to tame Cerberus.
Edited by J08 on Sep 25th 2022 at 3:51:55 AM
Praise the Lamb!