sick down from the bones to the other side
>play spin the bottle to determine which door to open
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The World's Least Powerful Man
>choose a door at random.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Interfector
>Ask the magic conch which door to go through.
Edited by The_Dag on Sep 8th 2020 at 1:28:02 PM
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!
The World's Least Powerful Man
>bang on the wall to get the GM's attention.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
Interfector
Hello? Hello, hello?
> Knocks the door with that FBI door attacker or something
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Not Sherlock Holmes
Know what? Screw it. I’m considering taking over as GM.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
Hello? Hello, hello?
Makes sense.
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
sick down from the bones to the other side
Neptunia Ichiban
![[up]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_up.png "[up]"){kind=icon}
sure
Not Sherlock Holmes
Okay.
Zanreo used: X-Ray Goggles
You try and look through the doors. However, one of them leads to a room where a Toppat is taking a shower. They notice you and bash your teeth in.
FAIL: Don’t be a peeping tom.
Dvorak and GoldenCityBird used: Random Pick
You go through a random door, and end up coming out through another door in the same hallway. This process repeats until you fall to the ground, exhausted.
FAIL: Man, the designer must be drunk.
Superjohn used: Magic 8-Ball
The Magic 8-ball replies “Reply hazy, try again later.” Unfortunately, that’s the only option it has.
FAIL: That’s what you get for buying pathfinding tools from the dollar store.
KungFuCutBug used: Spin the Bottle
The bottle spins and spins and spins, eventually pointing towards a random Toppat. You end up in a loveless marriage, and end up on a honeymoon in Seychelles.
FAIL: Awwwwww....
The_Dag used: Magic Conch
You pull the string on the Magic Conch, and it says “The destination is on your right.”. You open the door, and it leads to an incredibly valuable sapphire! Unfortunately, it’s guarded by 5 people. You are on a catwalk above the sapphire. What do you do?
Edited by TalesofUnder on Sep 12th 2020 at 2:38:12 PM
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
sick down from the bones to the other side
Hello? Hello, hello?
> Use an Invisible Cloak
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Semain Calm
> Throw yourself at the five guards.
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The They who said it
> Walk up to the guards and spitefully eat cheese while looking them dead in the eye.
Joyful angel
>Have Ellie use her telekinesis to knock out the guards.
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"
Neptunia Ichiban
>throw a smoke bomb
shouldn't his favorite genre be RPG and not point and click though
Ruler of Everything
>Do "Get Help" with Ellie.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Not Sherlock Holmes
KungFuCutBug used: Portal Gun
You trap one of the guards in an infinite loop. Unfortunately, whilst cockily boasting, you accidentally create a portal that launches them at you.
FAIL: Oof.
TheGeekArtist08 used: Invisible Cloak
You cloak yourself. Unfortunately, while you can see your surroundings, you can’t see any part of yourself, which invariably causes you to fall off the catwalk. You make Lego Yoda’s death sound before collapsing into pieces.
FAIL: Looks like you needed some Feather Fall boots.
Florien used: Cheese
You eat cheese. The guards shoot you.
FAIL: We forgot the crackers, Ellie!
Superjohn used: Telekinesis
Ellie tries to choke the guards using the power of her mind, but accidentally chokes you instead.
FAIL: Give her a break, OK? She just went to Whispering Rocks Camp.
Zanreo used: Smoke Bomb
You lay down a smoke bomb, and it explodes into smoke. Marijuana smoke. You end up frantically jonesing for pizza, and accidentally fall off the catwalk.
FAIL: Munchies claims yet another victim.
TabbyGirl4 and MadameButterflyKnife used: Get Help
You throw Ellie down onto the guards, knocking then down like bowling pins. After getting a strike, you grab the sapphire and move on. Unfortunately, you are stopped by Reginald Copperbottom! He pulls a gun on you. What will you do?
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”
The They who said it
> Use sapphire
Semain Calm
> Dance Battle
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
AKMU
> punch him
> Use a Chaos Emerald
The World's Least Powerful Man
>Teleport him away.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
>Use a magic 8 ball.
Edited by Superjohn on Sep 7th 2020 at 12:17:49 PM
"How can I bring joy when I now know we are bringing misery to thousands of innocent people?"