"Have you ever actually tried taking candy from a baby? The little jerks will not let go."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
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"Snooping as usual i see ?"
"Cancelled?! How could they cancel a great show like Xingo when garbage like Lucky Girl gets 18 seasons, a Japan-only radio drama, and a supplemental comic tie-in about the Omega Lucky-Scots that showed up for the 4th season finale when- um... Of course I don't like a lame show like that!"
A: "Did you hear that Joe Biden caught ligma?"
B: "Who the hell is Joe Biden?"
A: "Ligma balls"
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behindA:
B:
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"Now let's all agree to never be creative again."
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
I don't even know why, it just feels like she would say this.
"In the notepad, fates are written..."
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.
Wrong character, Coldsteel
"I've combined 'luppy' and 'luppy' into one word! 'Luppyluppy'!"
It fits with Kokoro's characterization as a weird-yet-lovable Cloud Cuckoo Lander.
"So you wanna fight, do ya?! I'll beat you with both hands bandaged behind my back!"
Edited by RainbowPumpqueen on Sep 30th 2022 at 10:52:52 PM
Sandbox help wanted.
"Dude, I don't care if he's homophobic, you don't fight homophobia with sexual harassment. Not anymore than it's okay for a bi man to intentionally sexually harass a biphobic woman or a trans man to sexually harass a transphobic woman."
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Sep 30th 2022 at 11:06:08 AM
A:Are satisfied with your revenge?
B: To be blunt, yes, that asshole had it coming.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."A:
B:
B: ...I'm a bad Morality Chain.
A: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
B: I don't like you now.
A:
B:
I don't have any other Batman themed avatars, so resident smartass Wally West will have to do.
A: Half of me wants to strangle you.
B: And what does the other half want?
A: To hit you with a truck.
Edited by RainbowPumpqueen on Oct 4th 2022 at 6:24:23 AM
Sandbox help wanted.A:
B:
although I can see the roles switched too.
"I dont feel comfortable continuing therapy today, I'd like to leave."
"You cant. The doors are locked. Now, how does that make you feel?"
Some call it stalking, I say walking just extremely close behind
Cheesus making sure that his buddy doesn't go on a crazy killing spree out of hunger.
"I SHALL BURN YOUR HOLY BOOKS, AND USE THE ASHES TO WRITE HERESY!"
"Dude what the fuck"
EDIT:
A:
B:
A: [B]! Oh, I can't believe it! Do you know what that weirdo next door is up to?
B: Oh, shut up and mind your own business, [A].
A: But, [B]! They're, well... Nude!
B: Oh, [A]! Oh, you're right! Yes! This is disgusting! Quick, [A], get the telescope out of the hall closet!
Edited by StewieGriffin34 on Oct 3rd 2022 at 9:16:48 AM
He/they | Mostly here on my free daysA:
B:
Specifically in Act 2.
A: Who the fuck-
B: Language!
A: Whom the fuck-
B: No.
He can, however, feel sad, like when his wife left him.A: (a troublemaker)
B: (The Smart Guy)
A: What if the voice inside your head is your soulmate's?
B: Well then my soulmate is a fucking asshole!
Creepypasta cleanup got two major pages for JTK and SlenderA:
B:
"Who wants fooood? I'm a mindless drone with fooood, workin' for the man." He/they | Mostly here on my free days
“If your life had a face, I would punch it. I would punch your life in the face.”
I can already imagine Jack Black's Bowser saying this.
A: "Who parked their car... on my SANDWICH?!"
B: "I did!"
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 5th 2022 at 8:05:52 AM
No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.A:
B:
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A: “Computers don’t make errors. What they do, they do on purpose. By now, your name and particulars have been fed into every laptop, desktop, mainframe, and supermarket scanner that collectively make up the global information conspiracy, otherwise known as ‘The Beast’. ”
B: “A, I’m having a problem with one videotape, not some hi-tech boogeyman.”
A: “You just be careful. Computers have already beaten the Communists at chess. Next thing you’ll know, they’ll be beating humans.”
Edited by TheFarmboy on Oct 5th 2022 at 6:16:58 AM
It's Over Anakin, I have the high ground!A:
B:
A: "Baby vibes... hold gentle... like hamburger."
B: "Punt like football."
Edited by ThatAsianInTheCorner on Oct 5th 2022 at 11:47:48 PM
"As president of KaibaCorp, I declare your argument as invalid!!!"
“This is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me.”