its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
eh
awe loads a Hand Cannon- not THAT kind of hand cannon, but like. a cannon. that your hands can hold.
pulling the inexistent trigger, Awe fires a shot at Ariole, blowing them apart in an explosion. he prepares to take a bite as he picks up the pizza, but...
Edited by Awe921 on Jan 1st 2021 at 2:05:39 PM
some guy
He's encountered by me. I decided to be a bit more civil this time by bribing Awe with 5000 dollars.
He refuses unfortunately which forces me to BOP him in the head, that wasn't enough so I BOP him again and again and again! Now he's all dead and shit which gives me the opportunity to pick up my darling pizza and wait to get inevitably killed.
Edited by tzaoray on Jan 3rd 2021 at 9:11:05 PM
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Seeing as tzaoray's inevitably going to die, Nine-Tailed Cat realizes he doesn't even have to lift a finger. Instead, he puts himself in cryonic suspension for the next hundred years. When he wakes up, tzaoray has died of old age, but the pizza is (somehow) still there and still good, and he takes it for himself.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
The man behind the slaughter
Superjohn, being a demon and therefore immune to aging, appears behind cat and snaps his neck. He grabs the pizza and calls for a space taxi.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
...But the taxi driver was a Bee, who kicks Superjohn out and promptly delivers the pizza to Bee.
Edited by AyyBee121 on Jan 3rd 2021 at 1:20:22 AM
some guy
Only to get shot to death by me, the identical twin of tzaoray called tzaoyay who was told by a dying tzaoray to "Kill the b before he gets the pizza".
I was also told to kiss the pizza for some reason which is what I then do.
look at this mom i have a normal signature are you proud of me now mom?
I'm helping!
Tzaoyay immediately drops dead, as it turns out the pizza was covered with kiss-activated venom. Who put that there?
Sylvi dumps a bunch of Magic Antidote over the pizza to clear that away and takes the pizza for itself.
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
For the purposes of major plot arcs others will involve themselves in later, Libre does the ultimate dick move of the year... by doxxing every single Vtuber in Nijisanji, Hololive, VOMS Project, and Vshojo!!! He ups the dickery by doxxing every single independent Vtuber that isn't willing to show their true face and has 100,000 and greater subscribers! (Kizuna AI is victim to this yes) The ensuing genre dissolution throws the world into a horrific anarchy, as Libre snatches the pizza from Sylvi with a leg-shattering kick. How will the pizza huntersnote get the pizza when a mass Vtuber dissolution makes everyone go outdoors in a frenzy?
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The man behind the slaughter
Superjohn, not caring about Vtubers, walks up to libre. He then pulls off their leg and beats them to death with it. Unfortunately Superjohn forgot about the pizza, leaving it to be taken by...
Edited by Superjohn on Jan 4th 2021 at 8:17:16 AM
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Electro Archon
...MP, who decides to make the doxxed VTuber personas real. He also decides to do so to every piece of fiction EVER.
MP: Anime IS real! Muahahaha!
Edited by MOARPYLONZ on Jan 4th 2021 at 7:19:30 AM
Kuma appreciation gang
madface7 sees all of the vTubers getting doxxed.
Zat's an evil doomsday plan zat I... really sink is schtupid, but vatever. Zis gives me an idea for an even better evil plan, and now zat zese vTubers are all pretty much out of a job...
Mad rips off his fake mustache, and removes his rubber pineapple hat.
He shouts, BERTRAM! Bring me a blue, long haired vig.
Mad, dressed as a long-haired anime vTuber, broadcasts herself onto every television in the world, singing an autotuned song thats lyrics consist of:
BRING ME THE PIZZA
YOU WANT TO BRING ME THE PIZZA
BRING ME THE PIZZA
JUST BRING IT TO ME, YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE
MP, brainwashed by Mad's hypnotic vTuber persona, brings the pizza over.
Mad opens it and licks his lips.
Mmmm... It smells vonderful. Now to eat zis vissout any disturbances at all.
However, they forgot to account for...
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
...all the other fictional characters being brought to life, including a number of Nine-Tailed Cat's creations. Silvia Ceniza (from The Sapphire of Animor) distracts Mad with a magical light show long enough for Bright Eyes (from We Are All Pirates' Revenge) to backstab him and take the pizza. They then go to deliver the pizza to their maker...
"Wait a minute. Why are we doing his bidding? I know I can't trust him to use the pizza's power responsibly, and don't you have issues with authority?"
"Huh. Good point, Silvia. Let's ditch this guy an' go our own way."
They proceed to backstab Nine-Tailed Cat as well, who curses himself for playing so many Chaotic-aligned characters. From there, Bright Eyes and Silvia sell the pizza on the black market to whoever comes by next.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
Goose buys the pizza from Bright Eyes and Silvia, and proceeds to brutally decapitate the two. He then flees to his own airship with the pizza, but someone else is on it...
You’d know who by looking at this post. They fire a flippin’ atomic nuke at the airship, but it turns out to be a dud. Goose is so shocked that Guma is able to take the pizza undetected.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
"Oy blin! I wan't BIG plot arc, UROD! зачем еще мне doxx ALL the Vtubers?"
Thinking that Libre had fully learned another language, Guma gets wrecked with a hammer to the right thigh (breaking the leg). Libre then hammer-shatters Guma's arm, taking the pizza with ease.
(sees corrupted stuff that was intended to be Russian letters) "FUCK! This better not make me lose my pizza!"
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 4th 2021 at 6:45:59 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat shows up with a sickle and slits Libre's throat, then picks up the hammer so he can rally communists to protect him while he takes the pizza.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
my current job
Wm, dressed as a Fox News broadcaster, shows a smear story about Ninetails and the communists by showing Ninetails slitting Libre's throat and claiming that, because Ninetails is rallying them, all communists are like that. Consequently, several mass arrests are made out of fear of violence from Communists, including Nintails, and the pizza is confiscated.
Because Wm is not on the police force, however, the pizza doesn't go to him. Instead, it goes to...
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The man behind the slaughter
Superjohn, who grabs the pizza, but decides to set the news station on fire for shit and giggles. He then drives off in his limo.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
Libre ate a wide variety of food; A WIDE variety!. He stains the trunk of John's limo with his own waste and burps nonstop, forcing John to stop his limo, but not before getting crushed to death inbetween the limo's sliding door and door frame. Knowing that taking time to clean things won't help, Libre abandons the pizza, John's corpse and limo to clean himself, when the pizza goes missing...
Edited by SomeLibre on Jan 7th 2021 at 10:01:49 PM
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Libre suddenly finds himself ran over with John's limo at full speed, making him explode into Ludicrous Gibs. In the driver's seat is Goose with the pizza, who then puts Superjohn's corpse in one of the limo's passenger seats and hightails it into a nearby freeway's carpool lane. Unfortunately for Goose, he has accumulated a 5-star wanted rating and is forced to exit the freeway, where he finds...
eh
Awe proceeds to rise from the ground and reach through Goose's skin to stab a USB cord on him. Goose proceeds to be filled with illegal data and is immediately sent to the Get That Pizza! Anti Piracy Screen Land, leaving the pizza behind. Awe then takes it.
The man behind the slaughter
Superjohn rises from the grave, then kicks Awe in the balls, then steals the pizza, summoning a bunch of demon to attack Awe. Superjohn then steals a boat, going out to the ocean.
"Take your weapon; strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the Dark Side will be complete."
Kuma appreciation gang
The ocean turns orange, and a gigantic face appears on the surface near where Superjohn is.
You fool, I AM the ocean!
Mad kicks up the ocean's waves and turns Superjohn's boat over, drowning him in the high tide. He takes the pizza and turns back into his human form, wherein he realizes that by doing so, he's drained the entire ocean.
A small price to pay for the pizza.
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
a small Price To PAY FOR CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Mad immediately loses comprehension over the sheer V A S T N E S S of the word cheese, trapping him in an unending Vertigo, at which point Libre whacks his neck with a medium-sized air purifier and nabs the pizza, eating only the (wtf) goddamn meat toppings until there's no meat left on the pizza! (why).
"Ya'll need to get the Vtuber dissolution I did involved before you can have this."
Hold on... if all skips have been released, who's looking out for 173? Alas, Vjoi's neck was snapped, thus the cup of THE PIZZA fell into Con/Ari's (oh hey, that do be me, I don't mind either name) hands. She got into the Absolute Exclusionary Harness (as described in SCP-5000) and ran out of the foundation amiss the chaos.
Once she was a safe distance away, she turned off the suit's perception filter and calmly walks away into the distance, cup in hand. Of course, with the SCP Foundation in tatters for now, just what will await?
Feelings are complicated