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Yes, but as radioactive!awe resurfaces Tree Cat, a loyal servant of Zimbabwe Eagle, drops an anvil onto your head (his signature move) and escapes on an Amtrak train to Chicago.
radioactive!awe tears apart the city he is in for resources to build a radioactive powered train. upon gathering what seems to be the materials, he mutates his brains to Big Brain levels, in order to start piecing together the train. after what seems some seconds considering he can grow more limbs, he places the radioactive powered train on the rails, crash into Zimbawbe Eagle's train and steal the pizza from the wreckage.
... but that was a decoy pizza, put out on the washing line when GoldenCityBird was drying the real pizza in a tumble drier. Now it is dry and warm.
radioactive!awe, sniffing the decoy pizza, grows a /PIZZA RADAR/ to detect the real pizza, and turns towards Golden City Bird's pizza. after a lot of time walking towards the pizza, he simply punches Golden City Bird unconscious and takes- OH COME ON ITS COLD AGAIN! well, back to the tumble drier you go!
It is teleported from the drier to a special microwave by ZE. This magical microwave refreshes the pizza to when is was first baked. Then it is teleported to a space station hidden inside an asteroid for devouring at dinner.
The asteroid's orbit is destabilized by the teleportation and it crashes into the earth, the only thing left of it is a massive crater and a single slice of uneaten pizza
Edited by johannes4123 on Oct 30th 2019 at 5:01:33 PM
Amidst the chaos, Wm, now disguised as a spaceman, sneaks to the crater and swipes the pizza slice.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Oct 30th 2019 at 12:04:45 PM
Radioactive!Awe, having taken his time to mutate into a pterodactyl-like form, flies towards Wm and takes the pizza with their pterodactyl claws.
Puma, inspired by Awe's transformation, drinks some of Kirk Langstrom's serum and becomes a Man-Bat. With this new form, he catches up to Radioactive!Awe and takes the pizza.
Tabby shoots down Puma the Man-Bat and grabs the heavily damaged pizza.
Tree Cat arrives on scene with a portable version of the magic microwave.
Custard pulls the pizza out of the magic microwave and adds parmesean (the real stuff, not the shitty fake kind that comes in a canister). She then dashes away, using a sheet of metal as a makeshift snowboard.
Wm places a tree right in Custard's path, then catches the pizza when she hits it.
Jumps out of the three, punches WM and grabs the pizza before running of
Radioactive!Awe dive-bombs into Johannes, turning back into his 'normal' form and snagging the pizza as he lands and slides against the ground, before flipping back up, creating the dinosaur wings once again and take off, but this time closer to the ground level.
I blast away Awe with a rocket launcher, grabbing the pizza as it falls. Once again full, I have SCP-682 eat the pizza.
A new pizza is crafted by Zimbabwe Eagle. However, treachery in his ranks leads to the pizza falling into the back of a truck from a high window.
Radioactive!Awe, not willing to see how much he can adapt before being killed by SCP-682, just mutates another pizza on his hands— and the weight makes him fall, sliding the pizza onto the ground.
Custard, recovering from hitting a tree, casually picks up the pizza after radioactive!Awe drops it. She then makes a run for it as Deja Vu plays in the background.
radioactive!awe decides to become a land shark. the pizza radar is the only sense he needs when the chase is about pizza. he multi-track drifts along the ground and gives Custard a big bite, jumping out of the ground and transforming back into normal. he proceeds to take the pizza.
Unfortunately, Radioactive!Awe is right near the corpse of Man-Bat Puma, who rises from the dead, becoming Zombie Man-Bat Puma. He Jump Scares Awe and takes the pizza.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 30th 2019 at 7:29:53 AM
Wm, now dressed like Robert Shaw in Jaws, shoots Land-shark!Awe and Undead!Puma with a land harpoon gun. He then grabs the pizza as soon as Puma drops it.
"Why sure, you can hold this! Now let me just pack my harpoon up and..." (ZIP!) "...then we can share—" [beat] "WAIT A MINUTE!"
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Oct 30th 2019 at 7:41:17 AM
Nine-Tailed Cat employs Politeness Judo, kindly asking if he can hold the pizza for one moment, then running off with it before Wm can think twice.
Radioactive!Awe, with a harpoon through its body, doesn't think this is fun anymore, considering he has a motherfucking harpoon through his body. So he decides to mutate into a time machine and travel waaaay back in time.. WOOSH! "alright, i'm back." Radioactive!Awe uses the Impoliteness Judo and punches Nine unconscious, like before. A simple, but powerful pizza claiming move.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 30th 2019 at 7:47:54 AM
Custard karate chops radioactive!Awe's arms, causing him to drop the pizza. She quickly grabs it before it hits the groundnote like that's going to make a difference after what it's been through. Clutching the pizza, she starts parkouring off of various buildings because this is actually taking place on a rooftop for some reason.
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