its pizza time!.. except theres only one pizza. so what do you do? descend into a barbaric display of greed as you try to get the pizza, of course! the rules are simple: the next troper takes (actually steal) the pizza from the troper above. an example!
Me: Awe 921 takes the pizza.
Troper 1: Troper 1 skates into the scene and takes the pizza from Awe 921.
Troper 2: Troper 2 arrests Troper 1 for skating illegally, confiscating the pizza for him.
i'll start. Awe 921 takes the pizza-
TIME TRAVELLING NOISES
"HEY FUCKERS, THIS PIZZA IS MI- hol up.
R!Awe: "STOP! i'm also you from the future, don't listen to them for too long or- oh for GODS SAKE-"
HO!Awe: "you-! not house owner me, listen to me. that pizza is cursed, and the moment you pick it u- you picked it up, didn't you. god dammit." ![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
Awe: "wha- OW F***"
we have a work page
! awesome.
edit, 9/3/2020:
okay so since some people keep doing the Unfunny, i've put together this forum etiquette reminder, cause this etiquette also applies to this Funny Pizza Game. while they are... probably not rules, they're going to piss off some people if you keep breaking the etiquette. which sucks.
- please don't sandwichpost (aka making a post, then replying to that post immediately after, like a sandwich)
- please don't double post.
- please wait at least 2-3 (preferably 3 and above) posts before posting, and you're good to go!
if you break these etiquette i will personally send you a PM, containing pictures of my collection of disappointed stares. also the other tropers are gonna be angry at you, theres that too
okay thanks, have fun!
Edited by Awe921 on Sep 3rd 2020 at 4:35:04 PM
eh
radioactive!awe tears apart the city he is in for resources to build a radioactive powered train. upon gathering what seems to be the materials, he mutates his brains to Big Brain levels, in order to start piecing together the train. after what seems some seconds considering he can grow more limbs, he places the radioactive powered train on the rails, crash into Zimbawbe Eagle's train and steal the pizza from the wreckage.
... but that was a decoy pizza, put out on the washing line when GoldenCityBird was drying the real pizza in a tumble drier. Now it is dry and warm.
TRS Wick Cleaning
eh
radioactive!awe, sniffing the decoy pizza, grows a /PIZZA RADAR/ to detect the real pizza, and turns towards Golden City Bird's pizza. after a lot of time walking towards the pizza, he simply punches Golden City Bird unconscious and takes- OH COME ON ITS COLD AGAIN!
well, back to the tumble drier you go!
Shitposter-General
It is teleported from the drier to a special microwave by ZE. This magical microwave refreshes the pizza to when is was first baked. Then it is teleported to a space station hidden inside an asteroid for devouring at dinner.
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!
Mighty demon dog-thing
The asteroid's orbit is destabilized by the teleportation and it crashes into the earth, the only thing left of it is a massive crater and a single slice of uneaten pizza
Edited by johannes4123 on Oct 30th 2019 at 5:01:33 PM
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
my current job
Amidst the chaos, Wm, now disguised as a spaceman, sneaks to the crater and swipes the pizza slice.
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Oct 30th 2019 at 12:04:45 PM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
eh
Radioactive!Awe, having taken his time to mutate into a pterodactyl-like form, flies towards Wm and takes the pizza with their pterodactyl claws.
Puma, inspired by Awe's transformation, drinks some of Kirk Langstrom's serum and becomes a Man-Bat. With this new form, he catches up to Radioactive!Awe and takes the pizza.
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
Ruler of Everything
Tabby shoots down Puma the Man-Bat and grabs the heavily damaged pizza.
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017
Shitposter-General
Tree Cat arrives on scene with a portable version of the magic microwave.
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!
Oh Captain!~
Custard pulls the pizza out of the magic microwave and adds parmesean (the real stuff, not the shitty fake kind that comes in a canister). She then dashes away, using a sheet of metal as a makeshift snowboard.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
my current job
Wm places a tree right in Custard's path, then catches the pizza when she hits it.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
Mighty demon dog-thing
Jumps out of the three, punches WM and grabs the pizza before running of
The thing that was gonna be powerful, then not, then powerful again
eh
Radioactive!Awe dive-bombs into Johannes, turning back into his 'normal' form and snagging the pizza as he lands and slides against the ground, before flipping back up, creating the dinosaur wings once again and take off, but this time closer to the ground level.
I blast away Awe with a rocket launcher, grabbing the pizza as it falls. Once again full, I have SCP-682 eat the pizza.
The League of Heroes
Shitposter-General
A new pizza is crafted by Zimbabwe Eagle. However, treachery in his ranks leads to the pizza falling into the back of a truck from a high window.
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!
eh
Radioactive!Awe, not willing to see how much he can adapt before being killed by SCP-682, just mutates another pizza on his hands— and the weight makes him fall, sliding the pizza onto the ground.
Oh Captain!~
Custard, recovering from hitting a tree, casually picks up the pizza after radioactive!Awe drops it. She then makes a run for it as Deja Vu plays in the background.
eh
radioactive!awe decides to become a land shark. the pizza radar is the only sense he needs when the chase is about pizza. he multi-track drifts along the ground and gives Custard a big bite, jumping out of the ground and transforming back into normal.
he proceeds to take the pizza.
Unfortunately, Radioactive!Awe is right near the corpse of Man-Bat Puma, who rises from the dead, becoming Zombie Man-Bat Puma. He Jump Scares Awe and takes the pizza.
Edited by DrNoPuma on Oct 30th 2019 at 7:29:53 AM
"Humans and robots living together in harmony and equality. That was my ultimate wish."
my current job
Wm, now dressed like Robert Shaw in Jaws, shoots Land-shark!Awe and Undead!Puma with a land harpoon gun. He then grabs the pizza as soon as Puma drops it.
"Why sure, you can hold this! Now let me just pack my harpoon up and..." (ZIP!) "...then we can share—" [beat] "WAIT A MINUTE!"
Edited by WilliamRadarStorm on Oct 30th 2019 at 7:41:17 AM
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Fourth-Placers' Revenge
Nine-Tailed Cat employs Politeness Judo, kindly asking if he can hold the pizza for one moment, then running off with it before Wm can think twice.
I like cute things. You gotta deal with it.
eh
Radioactive!Awe, with a harpoon through its body, doesn't think this is fun anymore, considering he has a motherfucking harpoon through his body. So he decides to mutate into a time machine and travel waaaay back in time..
WOOSH!
"alright, i'm back."
Radioactive!Awe uses the Impoliteness Judo and punches Nine unconscious, like before. A simple, but powerful pizza claiming move.
Edited by Awe921 on Oct 30th 2019 at 7:47:54 AM
Oh Captain!~
Custard karate chops radioactive!Awe's arms, causing him to drop the pizza. She quickly grabs it before it hits the groundnote . Clutching the pizza, she starts parkouring off of various buildings because this is actually taking place on a rooftop for some reason.
Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
Yes, but as radioactive!awe resurfaces Tree Cat, a loyal servant of Zimbabwe Eagle, drops an anvil onto your head (his signature move) and escapes on an Amtrak train to Chicago.
Merry Chriztmaz ya filthy animals!