Post your best "Talk to Transformer" stories!

Tropes in BeamNG.drive:
The Alleged Car: The Ibishu Pigeon is a 3-wheeler with a tiny 27-horsepower engine and crippling instability in sharp turns (even with the stabilizers).
Amphibious Automobile: a jet-powered car with a 100 horsepower engine (actually not an engine it's a turbine).
The Blue Man: A large blue man. He's an enemy to the Straw Hats.
The Big Guy: A giant who is always fighting. He is the leader of the Pirate Pirates and The Big Guy is the leader of the Straw hat Pirates.
The Bulldozers: A massive pile of boulders, each with its own distinctive and extremely loud howl. They act as the enemy of the giant who rules them.
The Curvaceous Cat: A very large cat. It's a huge and majestic cat who uses its large weight to crush people into paste after it eats them.
The Devil: A devil who makes everything in the world and all other living things look like devils. He's a very strong

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Hrmmm... The Curvaceous Cat for the trope launch pad?

Edited by JackCossack on Oct 16th 2019 at 10:33:50 AM

Do you ever look at someone and wonder, "What is going on inside their head?" Well I know. Well, I know Riley's head. You know what I mean.

The truth is this, Riley is not your typical baby in this industry. She has taken on a life of her own as she has developed her self to adulthood. When you're a new mom your mind does wander. It's easy to become a little obsessed like I am with every aspect of parenting and Riley is no exception. As she ages I always expect her to keep things in perspective and not get carried away. But she doesn't. She knows what she wants, even when other people around her try to get it from her.

When people think of me and Riley, most people's minds instantly imagine Riley walking out from behind a curtain and into a room with a microphone. But this is simply not true. Riley doesn't come out of the corner of her mouth. As much as I like to joke about it and act like I always have time to put on a baby shower for her friends, that

Fun fact- this was my second attempt. The first was kinda NSFW to put it simply.

i think i’m in love (probably just hungry)

After all,I met this girl in a dream. She was a magical girl with pink hair and a frilly dress. I don't know why she's the new transfer student right in front of me. Maybe because that dream was not actually the dream I ended up with.

The new transfer student looks at my face then glances at me in disbelief as if she wants to say something, but she can't because she has no idea of my face. I ask her if what she sees is really her first time seeing me or if she's always dreaming about me. She says she has always been dreamy so she must be dreaming it too, which leads me to wonder who is talking to who and why this is such a big deal.

My dreams are weird. It's not possible to tell them apart. It happens even to those who have no experience, like the girl I have been toying with, who is my only friend.

Why am I here? I'm not supposed to be the transfer student, yet I'm here somehow.

One day, I will be transferred, my transfer student looks at me with wide eyes and says, "Why are you here?"

This is actually pretty good for T-t-T but not nearly as close to the original one I wrote.

Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Oct 16th 2019 at 6:08:13 AM

"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow is the hue that bees prefer, and, of course, black is the color of blood. But bees don't have yellow blood. Yellow is the dominant color of apiarists. Yellow is the color of light. So, when you take a bee, you're not merely taking a piece of meat. You're also taking somebody else's eyeball and putting it in your face. Both bees and humans have yellow blood. When a bee gets injured, blood vessels in its head release a substance that makes its face dark yellow. These substances are called iridescence. And when a bee sees something blue, it gets the iridescence. Now, bees can't see blue. It would just look funny on its face. Also, blue is a very strong color, and you don't want a bee to see that. So, iridescence is used to make a bee look blue. But

...what? Also, a bunch of contradictions here...

Edited by Zanreo on Oct 16th 2019 at 12:50:17 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"

Edward: I'm sorry, but I'm breaking up with you.
Ella: Why?
Edward: It's because __________.
Ella: Well, this is just nuts.
(Ralph: "Wanted to see you anyway… But you look… I mean… weird.")
Sophie: It was an important call.
Ed: It wasn't that big of a deal.
Ralph: [to Eleanor] You never should have gone there in the first place. It's not a good idea for her to go there with people she's not very comfortable around.
Eleanor: I guess so. I mean… she's very independent. [to Ralph, who's been waiting outside the car; he's still holding Ed's wallet.] There was no reason to go. It was stupid.
Eleanor: I didn't get into this stuff to be alone. If there's one thing I learned in the last four years, it's this: There's nobody out there for me.

From a break-up to emo. Also, who's Ed and Eleanor? Are they Edward and Ella? And why is Ralph's first line is brackets?

Edited by Playing_with_boy on Oct 19th 2019 at 11:37:04 AM

SNIP per below.

Edited by Willbyr on Oct 18th 2019 at 10:02:10 AM

“I cannot believe it! The thread reopened!”

“Yes, it’s so cool!”

“I thought I was a good guy from the start!“

“Yeah, you’ll always be in my side“

“No matter the outcome,’I will always stand by you!!“

“You will stand by me and we will protect our nation together!“

“That is what I do!“

“We’re so brave, our country is going to survive this war!““

“I will continue to defend my country.““

“The world is watching!“

“I will continue to protect our country!“

“My fellow patriots.““

“I am proud of you and your country.““

“Thank you so much. I will always think

No idea what this turned to be but yay, the thread reopened!

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was just a day. And I have lived as a man for the past six years. I didn't want to be reborn as a beast, or become a meat. I just wanted to live a normal life." "I see…" I looked back at Bison before realizing this was the first time I'd heard him talk about himself in the past six years. "How about that. Since you never did anything that people won't agree to accept, how is that any better? Even if you're weak, you're weak even if you're weak." As he spoke, Bison suddenly took off his top, revealing his muscles as it slowly swelled out underneath him. He was wearing a pair of high-backed boots. The same color as his skin, but it was soft and supple. His chest was as wide as a baseball. His chest pierced my heart, but I couldn't stop it. For two seconds, he kept talking, but I couldn't focus on him. I couldn't stop thinking about something else, something I was unable

"if you're weak, you're weak even if you're weak", so deep... Also Bison wat

Edited by Zanreo on Oct 18th 2019 at 6:05:48 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"

X-men in the MCU , I wonder if these three will finally reunite for a film together? #MCU Movie #Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes pic.twitter.com/3Z9j5KtWXd — MCU (@MCU) April 24, 2017

On the subject of Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes, Matt Reeves recently revealed that he'd actually been "planning" on writing for the film for at least two years:

"[W]e were all sort of planning on doing a [P.T.A.A. film] for a long time. And at some point, it became apparent that we just didn't know how to do it, or if we could ever do it. And then I sort of stopped. And now I'm doing it. … For me, it's never an excuse, because I'm really good at the book, and I do enjoy doing it, but I just didn't know how to do it. So it sort of worked itself out. So, you know, it

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Edit: So, Planet of the Apes is part of MCU, it's canon.

Edited by The0dragon on Oct 18th 2019 at 7:52:01 AM

Starting my new year meta of having a gallery with all One Piece characters.

After Mario and Princess Peach were finally wed, it seemed like nothing could shatter their happiness—until Bowser attacked with his entire army. Mario and Toad came up with several plan A in a panic, but then Princess Peach was shot by Bowser himself, then the castle burned down to ashes. Now Mario, Bowser, and Luigi are left with only one option—Mario must defeat Bowser to save Peach.

I can not comment on the way Princess Peach was depicted in the game; most of her story remained the same. And this being a Game & Watch game, she is not exactly a helpless young princess whose heart is broken by her parents' loss or even by Bowser's invasion. She is, in fact, quite the conniving creature. Even though the plot of Toad and the Ghostly Hourglass centers on Mario and Peach, it is clear that some of it goes back even further, and is the result of Princess Peach's evil plan. She is the one who ordered Bowser to invade her world so she could marry him.

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Talk about a Shocking Swerve XD Toad and the Ghostly Hourglass sounds like a fun fan game.

EDIT: Another one!

Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and the Flash were in the Hall of Justice one day, with the other Superfriends on a mission. Suddenly, Captain Marvel appeared, and said that he was a former Superboy of Earth-58195, having been killed by Doomsday. But now he has returned to Earth-616, to warn us of the future. And then… a mysterious Supergirl dressed as a blue, pink, and yellow-skinned girl, appears. She informs the Justice League of Earth-4907 that it is too late to rescue Superman – he's gone for good, and that all hope is lost for the world. They have to do all they can to ensure that Superman never returns (he could have come to Earth-38163, but he didn't; he came to Earth-18041). And to do that, the Justice League will need to save Superman… but it is more than that: The Justice League will need to save Superman from himself.

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That took a turn pretty fast XD Those Earths aren't real DC Universe earths, but 616 is the Marvel Universe from the comics.

Edited by lalalei2001 on Oct 19th 2019 at 3:42:43 AM

The Protomen enhanced my life.

Green Jade was struggling with the Gramthel. Amber Armor and the currently unnamed superhero were still blasting it. Miss Fortune and the monkey were hitting it as strong they could. The Snowflame cosplayer was still hitting it with a bat.

Amber Armor's bat was still glowing. She could feel its strength. She could feel how strong it was becoming, especially if she could keep up with it.

But she couldn't be so careless. Her hands were already sweaty from the exertion. With a quick flash, Amber Armor charged with her arms up. She was able to grab hold of the Gramthel and was about to knock it out of the air, however, her bat collided with a metal box and exploded.

Miss Fortune was hit too. She lost her balance and fell through the air a bit. Her hands and feet were scorched and bloody. She was barely being supported at this point.

The snowflame cosplayer's bat was flying faster than before. The monster was still firing shots in Amber Armor's general direction. Amber's attack still sent her flying through the air. Her body landed on a metal box, and she landed hard, but

Man, it actually looked like a magic bat Magical Girl thing. Though *spoiler* Amber Armor is supposed to be a guy.

If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni Morrison

A prequel to this.

[Edward enters the car]
Ella: Yes, Edward?
Edward: It's just ... just that I ...
Ella: What?
Edward: Oh... The car is very ... (sigh) ... very ... strange. I mean, it's ... it's a lot different than the one that I drive in the States. It's nice, but I didn't expect it to be this great.
Ella: Well, what was that about ... the car, anyway?
Edward: I told Alton to go check it out. Alton ... he wanted a look. So ... I took over the wheel ...
Ella: Oh, you, ah ... you drove like an automaton.
Edward: I did. It just ... the ride of my life.
Ella: Really?
Edward: No... It was quite a ride.
Ella: Oh!
Edward: It must have been the best ride ... in the world.
Ella: Really?
Edward: It was the best ride - ever. And now ... you're going too.

Wow. I though that was going to be a breakup prompt, but the algorithm must have saw "car" and made convo about that. At least they got Edward and Ella in the scene, and no one else.

Top 10 villains in fiction:

1) Superman

2) Batman

3) The Joker

4) Robin

5) Bane

6) Iron Man

7) Aquaman

8) Thor

9) Venom

10) Thor's Father

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Well, at least it has a few comic book villains, but the other choices are rather questionable. Wouldn't recommend this top 10 villains in fiction, besides it only has comic book characters.

Starting my new year meta of having a gallery with all One Piece characters.

My favorite video game quotes:

- "I'm your dad" — Nintendo

- "It's just not important that people love playing with me." - Super Mario Bros. 3

- "(W)e're in this together" - Donkey Kong 64

- (W)e're in this together" - Donkey Kong 64 (as Bowser) — The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

- A new game quote for me is "It's an adventure, not a game." — The Sims 4

- "A game's not just fun for me." — The Simpsons (as Homer Simpson)

- "What's the point of a job if I don't get to play?" — Portal 2

- "The moment you think you know the answer is the point that you get a new clue." — The Adventures of Tintin

First, how can a company be someone's dad, I assume that's in a metaphorical sense? Also, interesting how a quote from Donkey Kong 64 is listed twice, but the second time it's "as Bowser"? Is this just a weird way to say "the character from this work", implying the character is actually named Donkey Kong 64, or the entire game is trying to be Bowser somehow...? not to mention how it's also from a Zelda game xD Also, not all of these are even games, unless you mean games based on them

Edited by Zanreo on Oct 19th 2019 at 8:10:16 PM

"Leftover items still have value!"

Ash, Go, and Koharu were exploring the new region of Galar when Team Rocket attacked. This time, they had a trick up their sleeve. In the battle that unfolded, they had used a new trick: the Fake Poké Ball. Ash, Misty, and Brock used their Pokédexes and obtained a new Poké Ball each to capture the Pokémon. When Mewtwo, the legendary Pokémon, appeared, the trio were able to defeat it with the Fake Poké Ball. The three then began to think about their next move for the Sinnoh Pokédex. Meanwhile, Ash and his friends were leaving the Galar Train Station, when the gang saw Meowth. He ran off with a Pokémon from their Kalos Pokédex. That Pokémon was Dewgong, which Ash later battled in the Sinnoh Grand Festival. Ash used Dewgong to retrieve a Shiny Pokémon, but it ran off again.

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So much for a sneak peak of the Sword/Shield anime. XP

Edited by lalalei2001 on Oct 19th 2019 at 11:58:21 AM

The Protomen enhanced my life.

Kirby: Poyo!

King Dedede: I'm sorry. You're going to be a queen, aren't you?

Pit: Heh heh heh...

Kirby: Pit!

Pit: Uh, thank you.

Kirby: Uh, how old are you now? Do you know?

Pit: It's not like it is now.

Kirby: ...I'm sorry! I'll teach you, but...

Pit: I guess.

Kirby: Yeah, I'll see you around.

Pit: Oh, yeah! (thumps his chest)

Kirby: (enters at Koopa Paratroopa, who is lying on the ground) Oh, hey, Koopa Paratroopa! I know who you are.

Koopa Paratroopa: Who are you?

Kirby: I'm Kirby! I came to help you out! You've been in trouble!

Koopa Paratroopa

Oh my god, what!?

Edited by Oggy123 on Oct 20th 2019 at 4:55:04 PM

You can't take three from two
You can't take two

Now we've taken away two
Now we've taken away two

Well, it's not just you, we do it in our private lives
And we never come home
So we have to be nice

[Repeat 4x]
You'll never reach your peak
'til our voices become a single sound
'til our voices become a single sound

We have to be nice
And we'll never reach our peak

You'll never reach your peak
'til our voices become a single sound
'til our voices become a single sound

[Repeat 4x]
You'll never reach your peak

Now we've taken away two
Now we've taken away two

Now we've taken away two
Now we've taken away two

[Repeat 4x]
Now we've taken away two
Now we've taken away two
And that leaves five
Well, six actually
You want the five of them
The six of them (yeah)

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]

Well, well now I know (we know) And we know
We know (well we know) And we know
We all know (okay we know)
We all know (well we know)
Now you've taken away two (And that leaves five)
And you've taken away five (yeah).

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

Well, well now I know (we know) And we know (we know) And we know
We know (well we know) We all know (okay we know)
We all know (well we know) And we know, well we know (okay, we know)
Now you've taken away two (And that leaves five)
And you've taken away five (yeah)

[Chorus]

[Spoken]

Now, that actually is not the answer that I had in mind, because the book that I got this problem out of wants you to do it in base eight. But don't panic! Base eight is just like base ten really -

[Audible] Yes, that's what I meant, too! I understand why we do it that way. There's nothing wrong with working it around -

[Spoken] And I don't think that anything wrong with base eight.

So that's a good start. We've got this in base eight, and so we really only need to get the base eight into base ten to get to the one word problem. We will have to do a little bit of rearranging in there to get it in the right positions to be more like the one word problem because we have the fact that we don't want the one word for that. But we still have the one word problem now in base eight to do.

Then the one word problem gets us the one word and the one word problems. Better.

[Sung]

You can't take three from two
Two is less than three
So you look at the four in the eights place
Now that's really four eights
So you make it three eights
Regroup, and you change an eight to eight ones
And you add 'em to the two
And you get one-two base eight
Which is ten base ten
And you take away three, that's seven
Ok?
You have your six right there and the two
And that's how you add them
And you put them in an eight and the pair
And your eights with four
And a two in it
And you take the pair up to eight
To make up one and do you know what it is?
It's eight of two
And then you add to it, a three
You got a two in what?
That's what?
Oh that's just a little little bit of four
One and a quarter
Two and a half and a quarter
And what?
Four and a quarter
Four and three
And here's the best place for that
It's four and a quarter
You're left with two choices

[Spoken]

You're either getting married or not.
Well, it's just like in your real life if you go to a wedding and then you get tired and have to break up with someone. If you go after a real life date and get really drunk, you don't make any sense.
You can say "Oh, well, of course I will end things here" when the two of you are getting married... but it's not an honest way to live your life. It's not honest to say, "Wow - that was a good date - I'll wait for our first date to get too drunk to really have an impact on the relationship. I'll get married at our second date and move on from there."
That doesn't mean you can't move past relationships that don't work out. You can come to the conclusion that you need to move on, but it should be in the context of getting to know and knowing how to work with the people you have. This applies to all types of partners - not just relationships with one side having all.

From emo to a math exercise to a speech about marriage. Only 1 of those actually sort of fit with the song.

"That's right, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdalle Dimmadome!"

"Hurry up, John!" Doug bellowed, and John Dimmadome jumped into a nearby vehicle and sped westbound down Broadway.

This, of course, is the story of the last three hours. During the course of the drive, Doug and John Dimmadome were both stopped at stop signs and lights, in many intersections where no pedestrians ever passed.

After the driver of the pickup truck pulled up between them to drop off the couple, the pair were arrested and charged with "driving while intoxicated" and "being intoxicated while driving." Doug was released on the charge of "having no insurance," while John Dimmadome was arrested and booked in the Montgomery County jail.

Doug Dimmadome wasn't happy about his mugshot. It looked something of a mug shot: gray, blotchy, and with an eyepiece in the lower-right corner.

"I'm not drunk," he said. As John Dimmadome made a show of picking up the mug shot, Doug Dimmad

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Doug Dimmadome drunk, that's something I would like to see.

Starting my new year meta of having a gallery with all One Piece characters.

The ninth Star Wars movie, The Rise of Skywalker, opens with Rey, Luke, Finn, Yoda, BB-8 and Han Solo on a peaceful-looking cantina planet toasting a drink when they learn that the Rebel fleet is headed to the Rebel base: Hoth. It was a coincidence that the cantina held the same name as the Rebel Base from the original trilogy: Alderaan. They all get lost, and one by one they meet their demise.

The first person who is killed in the movie? A mysterious person and/or character who is also a Jedi. It happens before the scene in which Rey, Luke, Han and Chewie go out and battle the Wookiees. In the book, Luke is the last to get killed, but it takes place on Hoth, the world Rey spends a lot of time on, whereas, and I quote, Luke is now in a room with Kylo Ren and Rey is "with him for the long run". The book takes place on a planet that has a number of Sith Lords that are loyal to one of the three.

The ninth Star Wars movie, The Rise of Skywalker, opens with Rey (Daisy Ridley)'s escape from the desert planet Tatooine, where she discovers a giant spaceship abandoned by her parents at a young age. Rey discovers a huge spaceship, built by a Jedi and filled with Jedi training techniques, and decides to use it to find Luke Skywalker, who vanished over ten years before. According to the story, Luke meets the daughter of Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan Mc Gregor), who is one of his old enemies, and helps her defeat him. He becomes an apprentice to the Jedi, becomes a Jedi Knight, and then dies. Luke then meets the daughter of Anakin Skywalker (Kylo Ren), a very good pilot who decides to become an assassin to protect his family. Their family has a mysterious past of their own, and Luke and Kylo are tasked by Leia Organa (played by Lupita Nyong'o) with looking into the origins.

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Interesting stuff but I doubt any of it is true XD

The Protomen enhanced my life.

I'm a cat, see, I'm a cat. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow see, I'm a cat, see, I'm a cat. Meow meow meow meow meow, meow, see. Meow meow meow meow, meow, see, you're a cat! cat is the cat has no eyes! cat will not eat cat. cat eat cat. cats and cats! cat food cat-eat, cat-eat. cat-eat, cat-eat. cat-eat, cat-eat. cat food, cats are eating cats. cats are feeding cats. cats, cats eat cats. cat's a wild beast! cats are a wild breed. c'thun, c'thun! c'lone is a lion... You're not getting away with this! c'thun! c'thun! c'lone! You're trying to hurt someone! c'thun! c'lone, you're a lion! You dare to take the lion and try to go through me just like melding my arm... I'm a cat, see! I'm a cat! cat is the cat, have no eyes, eat cats, you are c'thun! c'lone. You are a c'thun! c'lone, you are a c'thun!

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Spoilerified because it looks mildly unsettlingly like ravings of a madman touched by the Old Gods.

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.

Reads like Cathulhu :P

The Protomen enhanced my life.

Did you heard the tragedy that reach the man? I think to be too is not. I think that the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend... Reaching the Man Cloth Space is the emperor. He is so strong and big. He even can use the original dint to create life. He is very powerful. We were able to do it as much as we can. I think now we are finally ready. It was because of elder that we are able to go to the man Cloth Space. We were lucky. I am confident of my strength. I even want to use Elder's power to save the Emperor, like I did to Reimu. And you, if you do not listen to elder... please... go get saved by the man Cloth Space. And let me teach you, but the power you are already a little too powerful for me. "Now we'll go to the man Cloth Space. But don't look too excited. It's already an ancient magic space. You just take it easy. First, you have to take the pill. This pill is an ancient magic pill made by a powerful ancient magician

Wait, so Reimu is involved too? And seems like the "man Cloth Space" is still alive at this point...

"Leftover items still have value!"

This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427. Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard. Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk, telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy. And then one day, something very peculiar happened. Something that would forever change Stanley; something he would never quite forget.

Stanley looked at the monitor on his desk, and he noticed something that no one else could see. On the screen, Stanley saw a small pink cat. This is what he recognized; Stanley was afraid this would happen to him. This was when he knew he would never work in a corporate office again. He was now a worker

The ending to the Stanley Parable where Stanley is so freaked out by the appearance of a pink cat on his screen he quits his job and never sets foot in an office again.

Edited by WikiWanderer on Oct 22nd 2019 at 1:39:20 PM

PSA: a cat is not a dog

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. I can walk into a room but never the bathroom. I can feel the floor beneath my feet, the heat in my cheeks, and the ache in the back of my head. My joints ache and throb in pain. The only relief I get is that I'm breathing again. The pain becomes intolerable. I need the pain to stop. The more I suffer, the more I want to end it. But not yet. Not yet. Until then, I'll continue to exist in a world that is always painful. A world without freedom. A world with the worst of everything.A world without hope.A world of fear.But I know that it's not yet time to give up on my existence. That I'm still here after all these years, with so many people looking at me. That despite all this pain, there is still something I want to do. Something I can't stop doing. A world where I can help others.

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How did it become so wholesome

Timers to measure time, thermometers to measure thermomets, mometers to measure mom, and measuring containers to measure measurements.