One damage. It's a fucking Eidolon Wyrm, what did you expect?
Anyway, I jump off the Wyrm, get back to the ground, and throw my ambiguous stabbing implement at the godmodder.
Right I should probably add an HP bar for that well, anyways you throw your knife at the the Godmodder as the Wyrm turns on you, the hits but only hits his sleeve doing clothing damage...and not much at that.
The Airstrike get's called in and well through a stroke of horribly overpowered BS he pulls out an Umbrella and uses that to survive the brunt of the strike. Still does one damage.
Really? this is nothing more than rain to a being like me.
You do this you monster and the Godmodder too disgusted to do anything else but vomit uses his projectile vomit to get his head out of the water before the 10 hours was up.
"Tropers! We must band together! Do not simply attack this foe by yourselves, rather try to—"
—aaaand there goes my trachea.
Coughing up blood, I use the fluid to cast a curse on the Godmodder, immobilizing him for a short time.
Also am ded.
the Curse takes hold as he's frozen in that embarrassing position for a time. as for you, you end up with pie, and being more awake (supposedly from dying with your eyes open or something) you can see where you are and who's talking to you, being on some sort of cart and an old man objectively. However one thing you notice is that the cart isn't going towards the light that you can see the other souls the cart is passing are going to and instead the cart seems to be driven back into the darkness...interesting.
Another one on the cart, that's two in one day, I can't tell if that's a good or bad thing. At least your more awake than the other one here.
Because Godmodder. The Godmodder then slaps you.
Okay! which pokemon do you summon (you can only have six)
I am sorry to say that you cannot say you spend three turns to work on it, as you only have one action per turn. However I can note that it'll take three turns to make.
Congratulations! You just pissed of the Godmodder. You will be his target once the curse wears off in the next turn.
The Godmodder is Angry, his shoes have been pissed on the person he killed has paralyzed him, he was forced into a swirly and had to projectile vomit to get away from that..I think his anger is making the glow even more...that can't be good.
The fucking wasps are now turning their attention on the players and gallery. they attempt to attack both, the gallery takes three damage.
The Gallery is trying to figure out a way to help while being paper, nothing much happening here.
The Wyrm is now foccused on attacking Emperor_Ing
Godmodder: 93/100: Paralyzed and Angered, might be using the sun to do something
Fucking Wasps: 10/10: are still wasps.
Eidolon Worm: 98/99: not as strong the godmodder but still strong
Gallery /Future Bonfire: 47/50 Weak against fire! :A bit damaged but not too badly.
Edited by medievalParadox on Mar 16th 2019 at 6:40:25 AM
Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200I cast tornadoes on the godmodder.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.I ask the old man about his identity and the place we're in.
Back in the corporeal world, I have previously arranged that in the event of my (hopefully temporary) death, a soldier should arrive into the battlefield to avenge me.
And that soldier is... a cute choco-munching girl◊.
"FN FNC, reporting for duty!"
For her first action, FNC will take potshots at the Wyrm while keeping her distance.
Edited by ArmoredFury on Mar 16th 2019 at 9:14:39 PM
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingI use a Last Prism, pointing it in such a way that it faces the Wyrm head on and does eight times the damage because that's how piercing weapons work in the game EW is from.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.I tell the godmodder the Anti-Life Equation.
I threw a teddy bear at the Godmodder.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!I throw a potion at the godmodder. He feels no different, so he sits down and watches TV. He is now stuck watching football for all eternity.
“Now! Let us engage in the art of deduction!”I send out my Pikachu to attack the Godmodder. I tell them to use Thunder, sending a large bolt of lightning towards Godmodder.
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?“which pokemon do you summon (you can only have six)”
Ehhh… IDK, a Gardevoir, an Alakazam, a Kirlia, a Ludicolo, a Flygon and a Crobat? All level 90.
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonI summon an entire army of 5 million Ugandan Knuckles to use the spitting power of de wae on the godmodder.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?I insult the godmodders mother.
My Anime crush is LegosiYou cast tornadoes on the Godmodder, this makes him fly around the sky, dealing on damage but making it harder to hit him.
Back in the corporeal world, I have previously arranged that in the event of my (hopefully temporary) death, a soldier should arrive into the battlefield to avenge me.
And that soldier is... a cute choco-munching girl◊.
"FN FNC, reporting for duty!"
For her first action, FNC will take potshots at the Wyrm while keeping her distance.
My name is...Kenny, this is the land of the dead obviously and we are being pulled on a cart back to life..takes a day at the shortest to revive so I wouldn't get your hopes up.Anyways I'd like to ask as I don't normally see more than one or two more souls on the cart, how are you being brought back to life?
Meanwhile back in the world of the living the FNC shots at the worm distracts it long enough that Emperor_Ing attack hit's.
The blast hits the Wyrm and hit's for 8 damage. make sure to thank the girl
You can't do this because the Godmodder is currently being flung around the Atmosphere. (Plus he probably already knows it)
The teddy bear collides with the Godmodder, only serving to piss him off more, careful get him any more angry and he might just flip is shit hard.
The Potion however misses the godmodder thanks to a stuffed bear getting in the way.
The bolt hits him and deals one damage.
they are now on the field and use their psychic powers (plus the Flygon and Crowbat lifting up the Ludicolo to reach the godmodder) to utterly fuck with his head.
this alone wouldn't do much more than enrage the godmodder, but since there are Psychic pokemon on the field they weaponize the clicking to fuck with his head some more the added power is 2 mental damage to the godmodder from both the pokemon and the ungandans
And....that was the last straw, he's snapped. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he yells as he stops moving and the psychic pokemon (and the Ugandan Knuckles by proxy) suffer Psychic Backlash while he blasts Ludicolo, Crowbat and Flygon out of the sky.
Fuck you! He summons an H- Bomb and throws it down towards the group.
The Wasps are blissfully unawre of their impending doom as the bomb is falling.
Knuckles are are currently suffering pyschic backlash with the pokemon
the Gallery is currently running away.
and the Wyrm is still focused on the Emperor_Ing
The bomb is dropping 2(two turns till impact)
The godmodder: 90/100: Is pissed!
The Wyrm: 90/99
Fucking Wasps: 10/10: are still wasps.
Gallery /Future Bonfire: 47/50 Weak against fire! :A bit damaged but not too badly.
Pokemon: 35/40
Ugandan Knuckles: 49/50
The Bomb: 10/10 Explode it before it Explodes you!
Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200I grow tired of the Wyrm and yeet him/her/them/it into the sun.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.- ignores the fact that you wrote Crobat as Crowbat*
- screams like a Pokemon trainer* Come on psychic types, use Future Sight!
LUDICOLO!!! *catches Ludicolo, Flygon and Crobat and sprays Potion on them*
OKAY. BENJAMIN TENNYSON COME HERE THE WORLD IS IN DANGER. *summons all the Bens and their companions*
If there's a book you want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. Toni MorrisonI wait a few seconds, then try to awkwardly do the Raging Demon on the godmodder.
Edited by Retbreneew on Mar 17th 2019 at 1:52:10 AM
busting all the bells out the boxI smash a Lingering Potion of Instant Healing II on the Ugandan Knuckles and then throw an Atomic F-Bomb at the sky towards the H-Bomb to try and counter it.
Well, that’d be jus’ a waste. Why would ya want to deprive the world of such anomaly as yourself?I throw sugar at the godmodder to attract the wasps.
Mankind is unloveable. No more kindness!I summon the two characters from my avatar. They transform into a giant werewolf and a huge demon fox and rush towards the godmodder, bearing sharp fangs.
Meanwhile I tell Pikachu, who seemingly wasn't affected by psychic backlash, to use Iron Tail.
Sturgeon's Law is too YMMV for page examples, so WHY is it not a YMMV trope!?I reply to Kenny that I've prepared for this eventuality. Whether it'll work or not is another matter, however.
A group of uniformed men came over to my corpse and began chanting in an unfamiliar tongue. Another group soon arrives with what appears to be medical equipment and began treating my body, all while the chanters continue in the background.
"Guys, the bomb!"
FNC does what she does best: shooting the crap out of things. In this case, the hydrogen bomb.
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingI spam lightning bolt on the bomb.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.I shoot the bomb with silver bullets.
You throw the worm into the Sun and it burns up and dies, as nobody but the godmodder, can probably survive that...oh hey, there looks like somethings falling.
OKAY. BENJAMIN TENNYSON COME HERE THE WORLD IS IN DANGER. *summons all the Bens and their companions*
You Summon the Tenyson Army! they are now under your control, also the pokemon are healed up a bit.
You try to do the raging demon but you cannot reach him in the air.
the Knuckles Army is healed and the F-Bomb is thrown into the air and....
The Sugar is thrown and the the wasps are attracted to it.
Meanwhile I tell Pikachu, who seemingly wasn't affected by psychic backlash, to use Iron Tail.
Pikachu uses Iron tail to jump up and stun the Godmodder while the two magical creatures jump up and attack him breaking him out of his stun. 2 damage for the fox and werewolf teamwork.
A group of uniformed men came over to my corpse and began chanting in an unfamiliar tongue. Another group soon arrives with what appears to be medical equipment and began treating my body, all while the chanters continue in the background.
"Guys, the bomb!" FNC does what she does best: shooting the crap out of things. In this case, the hydrogen bomb.
So you've come prepared huh, well that'll make things much more faster for you. good job. Kenny says, smiling.
Meanwhile in the land of the living She shoots at the H-Bomb and...
the shocks hitsuperchrging the bomb and..
the shots hit...
Suddenly you all see and feel the head of a giant fuck off explosion happen in the sky, with the duo and Pikachu being flung back down to the earth, the wasps are killed and the Godmodder is...UNHARMED?!
Yes Unharmed. I knew something like that might happen and so I pulled on a Explosion Protection spell because who couldn't have seen this coming!
the Godmodder says this as he floats to the ground, seems like he's raising his BS level to compensate.
Anyways now that it's my turn, I suppose I'll teach you how to really warp- as he was talking the corpse of the Wyrm fell on him with a whumph and dealt one damage. it also consumed his turn for this round
The Pokemon rally themselves around the players as they're the closes thing they have as masters.
the Duo Look towards White Chedda for orders
The Knuckles army try to find the fighting way
The Gallery now that they're not panicking are thinking of ways to help.
The Godmodder: 87/100: turning up the difficulty scale a bit
The Pokemon 38/40: awaiting orders
the Knuckles army: 50/50: clicking away to find the way to war
the Tennyson Army: Currently awaiting orders and have high Morale.
Gallery: 47/50 Weak against fire! : Might be on the brink of something greater.
Here's a Godmodder. Please Kill him before he fucks up everything. https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=15527074470A62989200I quickly loot the Wyrm’s corpse and claim a Halibut Cannon, then load Chlorophyte (homing) bullets into it and fire a few shots at the godmodder.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.Cake...
I fully wake, then look around. I become too confused to speak.
Sitting on a plate is like isolation. Yes, you'll be sad at first, but after a while, you'll accept it!
I piss in the godmodder's shoes, then I throw the Godmodder into the sun,leaving his shoes behind.