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TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#1376: Apr 18th 2019 at 9:25:07 PM

Ezekiel, I think you got interrupted earlier.

Huzzah
DrNoPuma Plessie from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#1377: Apr 18th 2019 at 9:33:54 PM

Melvin looks at Duane worriedly.

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
CustardAndPie Oh Captain!~ from in a tank 'bout to steal yo girl Since: Apr, 2018 Relationship Status: Remembering what Mama said
Oh Captain!~
#1378: Apr 18th 2019 at 9:44:56 PM

Gabrielle hopes no one notices her.

Don'tlookatmedon'tlookatme Ohell don't look at me...

Hey how you doing well I'm doing just fine I lied I'm dying inside
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1379: Apr 19th 2019 at 6:53:16 AM

Sven nonchalantly raises his hand in response to "who hasn't gone," though his facial expression doesn't exactly say "eager to go anytime soon."

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#1380: Apr 19th 2019 at 5:27:21 PM

Slowly and carefully, Kauri tries to scoot himself out of view and dries his face up. Afterwards, he lies down on his side and curls up again, letting out a nearly inaudible yawn.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#1381: Apr 23rd 2019 at 5:15:19 PM

(Sven's raised hand catches Ira's eye and he looks over.) Did you want to go next, Sven?

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1382: Apr 23rd 2019 at 6:03:53 PM

I mean, not really, but I'll go if nobody else speaks up. Sven dryly replies.

A short pause passes by, during which time Sven realizes he's come off as kind of rude and decides to go anyway.

...sorry. I'll... yeah.

He takes a deep breath. Sven's nervousness is almost tangible around him, and it takes him a few more seconds before he speaks up.

I've lived in Bouldaris all my life. My parents both died when I was young, so my great-uncle Alan— his mind briefly flashes back to the cave he basically abandoned Alan at, before he goes back to narrating with a swift cough.

My great-uncle Alan took me in. Now, uncle Alan was a pirate himself. Not a very famous one, mind you. I think compared to Pollock, nobody's famous. But he lived a very storied life. Like... if you wanted a more dramatic backstory, he'd be the one you wanted to talk to. ...not certain how accurate most of them would be though.

At this point, Sven's nervousness has all but disappeared, replaced by nostalgic reflection of the time spent with him.

He taught me most of what I know. How to fish, how to cook fish you've caught, sea shanties, the whole nine yards. He had a little harmonica he'd bust out to play whatever song he thought appropriate, and he used to bring that sucker damn near everywhere. Even the town library! Got us kicked out more times than anyone else there! Sven laughs at this memory. ...he also had like, a hundred different metaphors he'd use whenever he thought them appropriate. Things like "a soul that isn't mourned never lives on," "know your revenge before you swear it," "gold corrodes people," and the like.

And yeah, he was my only family there. It was a boring town. Ever since the gold deposits in Bouldaris dried up, the town's been a quiet one. And from this point, it basically turns into his backstory... (he points at Melvin) ...without the abusive captain part. Isolation, bullies, mistrustful locals... you get the point.

And then I noticed you folks, offered to help, and decided to tag along.

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#1383: Apr 24th 2019 at 4:57:21 AM

At this point, Kauri has fallen asleep. It seems that all that crying and sniffling has tuckered him out…

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#1384: Apr 25th 2019 at 7:42:10 PM

Seems like your uncle's a pretty cool guy. (Ira remarks to Sven.) Makes me wish I had had one...

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#1385: Apr 25th 2019 at 7:45:47 PM

"Damn, that's pretty heavy, Sven", said Nephenee, scratching the back of her head, "Yeah, your uncle sounds pretty cool. Sounds like he was to you what my old master was to me."

BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#1386: Apr 25th 2019 at 8:13:36 PM

Ezekiel furrows his brow. All of this talk of important relatives and mentors has enlightened him to another reason he feels uncomfortable telling his full story to the crew. He's lucky he's got more people willing to speak than him, but at this point, he isn't sure how much more he can take. Is it really worth it clamming up like this?

DrNoPuma Plessie from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#1387: Apr 27th 2019 at 7:28:25 PM

Melvin goes up close to Ezekiel. "Listen," he whispers. "If you want to tell your story now, I think you should go ahead. I don't think you'll meet any opposition now, but I would back you up if you did."

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#1388: Apr 29th 2019 at 3:39:57 PM

Looking back away from Mevlin, Ezekiel weakly lets out a sigh. Perhaps Melvin's right...maybe he's overblowing this. Melvin is on his side here after all, would they really mutiny so easily against someone like him? Besides, a couple of the others do already know, and they're not giving him any aches over it.

He realizes now how childish he's been. Trying to create some elaborate fib just to ensure he'll have both feet on the deck by the time he's finished speaking...someone his age shouldn't be worried about what others think of him! He sets the rules here, not a bunch of freshfooters with no direction!

Not that he was going to tell all. Hearing the others' stories made him dwell on those more regretful moments of his enough already.

"Pardon if I'm interrupting this outpouring of symapthies," he proclaims, "one which I shall share in if only by meager mention of it, but I believe I should say my piece before we all end up rotting in our clothes. I've seen the derelict stares of some individuals pointed my way, and I fear they'll continue until I reveal myself in some capacity."

Enough stalling. "I am a local privateer. I was on holiday when I came across Melvin, and I decided it was a good idea to try and take him in. I did not expect Duane, and he managed to tip the scales in our little brawl. I was captured and offered a position in the crew, and now, I'm here with you."

Cabe_Bedlam Mila from the land of twilight, under the moon. Since: Oct, 2016 Relationship Status: Gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Mila
#1389: Apr 29th 2019 at 5:34:52 PM

Tom takes in Ezekiel's story, and produces a simple reply in return.

"If we run into your crew, please let them know I only planned to sail, not pirate."

I need to update these things more often
Bluethorn Just a Mettaur from Alligator New York City Since: Jan, 2018 Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Just a Mettaur
#1390: Apr 29th 2019 at 7:03:20 PM

Victor remains quiet, but he feels relieved that Ezekiel decided to tell the rest of the crew his story. Their earlier conversation below deck had somewhat unnerved him, but this at least meant that he would not have to keep any secrets from the others.

A great Mascot Mook.
Konkfan7 Konknitive Dissonance from Roselle Since: May, 2013 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Konknitive Dissonance
#1391: Apr 29th 2019 at 9:23:03 PM

Nephenee stroked her chin and commented, "So, a captured foe who became an ally. Those are always real interesting, had a few of those in the past."

shrubBird Shapeless wisp of wind from the depths of hell. Since: Sep, 2016 Relationship Status: She's holding a very large knife
Shapeless wisp of wind
#1392: May 1st 2019 at 12:32:30 PM

Kauri is too occupied being asleep to respond to Ezekiel's story. Or to even hear it.

If I don't clash, I don't change. The world ends at my borders, and the best moments slip away.
kablammin45 Not an evil Thievul from New Pines (4 Score & 7 Years Ago)
Not an evil Thievul
#1393: May 1st 2019 at 3:01:56 PM

Some vacation, eh? (Ira remarks to Ezekiel.)

(" If we run into his crew, eh?" Ira thinks to himself. " Hope they don't know Cleo's looking for me or I'm in trouble if we DO run into them...")

"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
DrNoPuma Plessie from Toon Town Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of?
#1394: May 2nd 2019 at 1:26:21 PM

Melvin is slightly embarrassed remembering the story. "Indeed. I actually hadn't had much experience with one-on-one combat, but at that time, I was furiously trying to disarm him so I could just throw his furry behind as far off the ship as I could. But Duane came in and finished the duel, before suggesting a more peaceful way of dealing with him, and, well, here we are."

Edited by DrNoPuma on May 2nd 2019 at 4:26:55 AM

No "Bowser's Fury" questions please. I haven't played it yet.
TacoBadger Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure from either behind you or Albuquerque Since: Mar, 2015 Relationship Status: The Skitty to my Wailord
Well, it’s a badger, that’s for sure
#1395: May 2nd 2019 at 1:28:43 PM

Duane lets out an earthy laugh in rememberance of the event. Yeah, it was quite the melee.

Huzzah
BlackMageAnolis At the heart of the world... from about three miles away from you. Since: Jul, 2013 Relationship Status: Dancing with myself
At the heart of the world...
#1396: May 2nd 2019 at 5:05:39 PM

Ezekiel joins in with the laughter, though tucking his face in a little to hide it, and failing in that regard.

"And it isn't as if I have anything better to do, so I might as well have 'offered my assistance. Nothin' like an old grave robbin' to keep you spry in old age." Not that he's had to really worry about that as far as he was aware, besides his vision...he's not even gotten a gray hair, but the raccoon still feels it a necessary matter of worry.

Daydre That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth from the trash Since: Jun, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
That's just how it is on this bitch of an earth
#1397: May 3rd 2019 at 11:29:34 AM

"Priva... teer..?" Parada seems a bit confused by this word.

off the shits
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#1398: May 3rd 2019 at 11:37:03 AM

(Two people, who are Half-Identical Twins, suddenly fall out from the sky, their names were Samuel and Samantha)

Edited by AutisticAlivia on May 3rd 2019 at 11:44:34 AM

I can't think of a good signature.
WilliamRadarStorm my current job from News Station NT Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
my current job
#1399: May 3rd 2019 at 12:47:44 PM

Sven hears Parada's confusion and decides to help define the word.

It means he was a pirate working for someone's military, royal family, or company, basically.

He starts to turn back to Ezekiel, hoping to ask a question. The moment he tries to open his mouth, however, one of the twins lands right on his head.

Exc— OW! FUCK!

The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
AutisticAlivia I'm back, I guess. from Everywhere on TV Tropes Since: Sep, 2018 Relationship Status: Get out of here, STALKER
I'm back, I guess.
#1400: May 3rd 2019 at 12:58:18 PM

"Oh sorry, I didn't mean to!"

"Sorry about what she did, by the way, I'm Samuel, that's Samantha."

I can't think of a good signature.

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