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....Yes. I would put the cake in my hand. Then I would eat it.
I don’t think they have hands, and even if they did, no.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 3rd 2019 at 4:25:17 AM
Eh yeah sure go on. He's cute.
Even if it had hands, I am not touching that thing.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 3rd 2019 at 4:25:10 AM
Nope, too many of 'em. Too much physical contact.
Yeah, why not?
Mmm, I dunno, she looks weird. And I'm not a very touch-happy person.
Is bad dad, so no.
Count Olaf? Fuck no, I am not getting myself into a series of unfortunate events.
Yes, thank you, Greg.
Edited by dave_the_assassin on Jan 3rd 2019 at 3:27:34 AM
Not even if he had them.
Sure, I guess both of them. Both the characters, I mean, not hands. :p
Certainly not while he's holding those knives. Or just has knives on him. If he was frisked beforehand and he asked very very nicely, I might consider it. :V
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