Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

First, invisibility, and now black hole creation? Whoa, Mirabel's going places with these new Gifts!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Yeah, Berdly is nice and smart enough to not trust Shang Tsung

"Unacceptable. Must eliminate. No trace left."

On hindsight, I should have written his nickname as "I, Dio" to flow with the event text better.

Not that it matters now that both my tributes are dead.

Good luck to the people remaining!

Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.

The hunger continues.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Rage Racer - Industria

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NIGHT TWO (postimg / imgur◊)

• Wizard Bullseye interrogates Marie Rontoinette Jojo regarding the madness of Christmas Weedy. Just what does Marie RoJoJo know about Christmas Weedy anyways?
• Motoharu misses video games. Octodad misses his mom. Lyon and Fomortiis interrupts with a LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS.
• NOAH does a badass feat. Now some may rationalize that the princess was evil and the dragon was good, but who's to say with these shades of grey?
• Oh no! GM Nakamura meets his demise. Nikamura, RoJoJo and one of the -Sicles remain.
• Speaking of, Yocheved fights Eye-Sicle. Sort of.
• Shang Tsung wants to know how Nikamura's been getting away with impersonating the GM all along. I don't think the torture session's working.
• Earth is fed up with Tammy's bullshit, and erases her progress and accumulated levels up to this point.
• Eirika and Seth's story comes to a sudden, tragic, pointless end.
• Well, this Encanto fanwork just got a lot more grim.
• the dogeza olympian doesn't even look Berdly in the eye, okay maybe for like a few seconds. 'tis not a fair contest!
• NO WHITTY DON'T DRINK THAT YOU'RE GONNA EXPLODE
• NO MICHELLE DON'T ARM IT LIKE THAT YOU'RE GONNA EXP- welp now she's dead fr fr. RIP.

DAY THREE (postimg / imgur◊)

• Whitty is devoid of feeling. I don't think the pepper juice helped.
• Eye-Sicle kills Christmas Weedy's dog. RIP Christmas Weedy's dog.
• Lyon and Fomortiis construct a camp out of the memetic and possible essophysical elements of rage.
• Dang, this really is turning up like one of those official To Aru omakes.
• Wizard Bullseye forces Octodad to always be happy happy joy joy. Great, first the shock collar and now this! I hope you're happy, Bullseye.
• More importantly: who's gonna make the inevitable movie crossover between Captain Marvel and Captain Marvel?
• This fight scene has massive Anchorman energy.
• Oh how the tables have turned! Berdly fires a barrage of pierogies at Tammy!
• NOAH the beastslaying band continues to slay, this time poking some silverfish to death.
• the dogeza olympian does a breakdance + dogeza + pushup for every tribute to die so far: 18 dogezas.
• Meanwhile GM Nikamura wows everyone with a brilliant Chess maneuver. He only moves his pawn once and everybody goes nuckin futs.

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FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Nakamura, Eirika and Seth, Michelle Mazin

18 tributes remaining. NEXT UPDATE IN 7 - 10 HOURS!!!

Edited by Mk_97 on Mar 16th 2022 at 6:14:00 AM

That's quite some luck Berdly has here.

"Unacceptable. Must eliminate. No trace left."

My GROUP tributes just relaxing in this update.

Technically that's 36 pushups counting group tributes separately. Also... did killing Misery turn the Madrigals into Reapers???

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 17th 2022 at 3:38:26 AM

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Shang, you're a shapeshifter. You should know a thing or two about impersonation.

One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).

Oh dear, can the Madrigals' run get even crazier at this point?

Big ol' Nintendo and mistery genre nerd. / Just call me Map for short. / Avatar made by me.

Ah ripshits

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

Double update to make up for the long time between this update and the next.

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: NBA Street Vol. 2 - Just Blaze - Bleek 'n Freeway

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NIGHT THREE (postimg / imgur◊)

• The Madrigals exercise their newfound death powers and turn Christmas Weedy into a Christmas ornament-shaped bubble! Guess we'll never know the madness of Christmas Weedy now...
• Does Motoharu have any haters perchance?
• Eye-Sicle tries to remember something really important, but the simulation's past events and traumas are catching up to their memory.
• Octodad tries to say his name under threat of shock collar and happy helmet. He doesn't have to, for Wizard Bullseye and GM Nikamura have arrived to negotiate for Octodad.
• Lyon and Fomortiis go hunting, and take down NOAH in a Grand Theft Auto-esque set piece ending in a plane crash.
• Not so fast, Etzali. You can't magic your way outta this one.
• Tammy's camp equipment got damaged, so she's replacing the collateral with duct taped imitations.
• Yocheved is hungry after traversing the arena for quite some time.
• Careful, Berdly. Just because you are an epic gamer doesn't mean you have to prove you are one by drinking alcohol!!!
• Whitty takes his Otakuness to the next level and replaces his left arm with a supposedly more badass augment. He is now Shinobi Whitty.

DAY FOUR (postimg / imgur◊)

• As an apology for the earlier fight, Marie Rontoinette gives the Madrigal family a gift related to [clicks Random Trope button] The Dog Is an Alien: a Blu-ray DVD of the movie The Cat From Outer Space!
• Tammy throws a barrage of crows at Wizard Bullseye, who has also had enough of Tammy's bullshit. He launches a counter-offensive by sending a barrage of crows against the murder of crows that are trying to murder him with their eyes. Even though he never misses, for some reason he just can't seem to hit Tammy.
• In the buildup to another animated fight scene, Motoharu reveals that Berdly is, indeed, not an epic gamer.
• Speaking of birds! Whitty's tooth gets ripped out by a parrot. What a silly parrot.
• Lyon and Fomortiis' judgment is unfeasible, for Nikamura is of sound mind.
• Desperate times call for desperate measures, as Etzali embraces the nightmares.
• Octodad messes up and somehow turns President Snow into a younger version of himself. This'll take probably the whole day to reverse, maybe even longer thanks to Octodad's movement.
• Yocheved pulls off an upset, killing Shang Tsung! We don't know if he provoked her, though. Perhaps that comment was the straw that broke the camel's back.
• The World wishes the dogeza olympian would stop apologizing so much. Anger turns into resignation, as the Earth realizes, welp, at least the dogeza olympian is good at breakdancing.
• Eye-Sicle is seriously injured, but the soul still burns.

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FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Christmas Weedy, NOAH, Shang Tsung

15 tributes remaining.

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RECOMMENDED LISTENING: NBA Street Vol. 2 - Just Blaze - Blaze 5

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NIGHT FOUR (postimg / imgur◊)

• Berdly was this close to greatness! Ah well.
• Oh come on! Octodad took like an entire day to get President Snow back to normal, but Yocheved had to undo all that work.
• Tammy is bored.
• To be fair to Lyon and Fomortiis, it's kinda hard to tell the two apart now, that is if you consider my narrations canon. But we all know Wizard Bullseye has the best aim.
• Something about the way that Octodad moves seems unsettling to Eye-Sicle.
• Okay so there was a discussion on the Discord about this event. Basically the dogeza champion launches a surprise attack on one of the adults taking a shower, and gets smacked down with a wrench. the dogeza champion appropriately apologizes, knowing that they messed up trying to attack a family of Reapers, and breakdances away to safety.
• Earth is vibing.
• Motoharu escapes a cold death.
• Shinobi Whitty tries to revive... er, let's say it was Michelle Mazin. But somehow Whitty loses his OTHER arm, and GM Nikamura becomes a giant animate suit of armor.
  • So it's like, Full Metal Shinobi Whitty at this point. Pretend he got that other arm replaced between now and later?
• Marie Rontoinette goes to prison and meets a bunch of other Masters, Servants and Stand users. Somehow she escapes and, in an ironic twist, has to stop The World, er, Earth.

DAY FIVE (postimg / imgur◊)

• People keep losing their arms! And Octodad has way too many.
• What exactly is... Earth's underwear?
• Now this is something the dogeza olympian shouldn't apologize for.
• At last, the To Aru Majutsu no Index and Encanto crossover we've been waiting for! Featuring cameos from the cast of the Arthur cartoon and the cast of Ranma 1/2
• After some losses, Berdly manages to reach his way to the top, but not before his ego and insufferableness lead him to be overthrown.
• These tributes have seen some shit. I think it's related to the Virtual Boy somehow.
• RIP Tammy, who got tired.
• Lyon and Fomortiis need to repair their costumes, BUT WATCH OUT FOR THAT STEEL TIN OF COOKIES

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FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Tammy

14 tributes remaining. NEXT UPDATE IN 14 - 18 HOURS!!!

Edited by Mk_97 on Mar 16th 2022 at 6:13:41 AM

ay caramba

do not rip teeth out of whitty

it just look horrible by themselves◊

Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure

Whitty are you ok

Ture Rider

Motoharu just laid out the truth: Berdly isn't as smart as he claims to be!

And I guess being a Reaper gives you the Gift of turning people into bubbles!

"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"

Oof, I'm out

And late, but I headcanon Weedy's "dog" was this monster◊, as it's considered a "hound".

Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).

Nevermind, Berdly is having a crappy luck in those updates

"Unacceptable. Must eliminate. No trace left."

I think we're two-thirds of the way done, so have a meatier update to compensate!

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Re-Volt - Live Wires

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NIGHT FIVE (postimg / imgur◊)

• Yeah good luck getting that appraised at the Antiques Roadshow, y'all.
• Having recently become a suit of armor, Nikamura decides to wrestle with the crocs / alligators once again, and treads where NOAH could not.
• "Heart!" "GO PLANET!"
• Octodad tells Yocheved, the Madrigal Reapers and Marie RoJoJo to play the best song in the world, or he'll eat their souls. Then he says just kidding, he doesn't even know what the best song in the world is, and goes right back on sleeping.
• Wizard Bullseye does a smoke and mirrors thing without the use of magic. It still manages to mess with Eye-Sicle's mind.
• Whitty's trying to get the hang of this newfangled tech (not his arms).
• the dogeza olympian builds a shine to the parrot that yanked out Whitty's tooth, and a bunch of other parrots.

DAY SIX (postimg / imgur◊)

• Shoo butterfly go away!
• Wizard Bullseye forces Octodad through the happy helmet, shock collar and a whole lotta cognitohazards to kill Yocheved. RIP Yocheved.
• Etzali finds hope in a flower.
• the dogeza olympian disapproves of the Madrigals gaining Death powers, and wishes they were all turned into robots instead.
• Marie Rontoinette DGAF, like honestly.
• Full Metal Shinobi Chicken Whitty! The world's most cybernetically enhanced exploding chicken!
• GM Nikamura scorches the Earth with a kill sat. The World is dead.

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FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Yocheved, Earth

12 tributes remaining.

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RECOMMENDED LISTENING: Re-Volt - Toys in the Hood

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NIGHT SIX (postimg / imgur◊)

• Don't worry folks, Marie Rontoinette isn't doing any Stand mind control stuff on Octodad. I hope.
• RIP the Madrigals, did not know the extent of their Death powers affecting them.
• Hey cut them some slack, Eye-Sicle's trying to relieve stress by playing guitar and harmonica.
• Motoharu is graced by the presence of the gods.
• And Whitty is out, crushed in his most chicken-y form.
• Punished Wizard Bullseye truly is a solider of Zanzibar- I mean Outer Heaven.
• the dogeza olympian is ordered to kill the prez, but is windmilled into oblivion by him.
• Nikamura is fed up with Tammy's bullshit, too little too late.
• Is this an actual Lyon and Fomortiis thing? Pls I need to know.

THE FEAST (postimg / imgur◊)

• A still shaken Berdly goofs while opening up a milk carton.
• Octodad, despite the complications of his movement control scheme, succeeds at something very impractical.
• You're laughing. An imposter-of-a-real-life-tribute-turned-animate-suit-of-armor somehow choked to death on a biscuit and you're laughing.
• Punished Wizard Bullseye pays for his crimes of torturing Octodad, so that no one's arms will ever get chopped off again like Motoharu's has.
• Marie Rontoinette eats and grows big, like three-fourths of Ultraman big.
• Etzali rips Lyon and Fomortiis' heads off and faints at the sight of blood.

DAY SEVEN (postimg / imgur◊)

• Berdly may have messed up the milk carton, but he sure as heck ain't messing up the spaghetti- oh never mind.
• Super sized Stand user gains jetpack, is now completely unstoppable
• These tributes have seen some shit, but thankfully the Virtual Boy isn't nearby to compel them to worship it. Instead, let's play a nice game of Scrabble. Glad to see Motoharu has made peace with Octodad btw.

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FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) The Madrigal Family, Whitty, the dogeza olympian, Nikamura, Bullseye, Lyon and Fomortiis

6 tributes remaining. FINAL UPDATE IN 7 - 10 HOURS!!!

GROUP duo got another awesome moment in the feast and both are still alive? My luck is obviously insane.

Eye-Sicle laughing as N"i"kamura chokes to death? To be fair, the latter did cause The End of the World as We Know It.

One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).

The final update!

RECOMMENDED LISTENING: RIDGE RACER 7 - Calm

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NIGHT SEVEN (postimg / imgur◊)

• Berdly gets a new halberd and turns red.
• Knowing that a Stand Arrow would definitely make Marie Rontoinette invincible, Etzali shoots a chicken through her with improbable archery skills. So much for being unstoppable!
• Octodad gets the wrong drink, and somehow that just disturbs Eye-Sicle.
• Motoharu cannot camouflage, and gets shot because of it.

DAY EIGHT (postimg / imgur◊)

• In the late game, Etzali hits the jackpot. 7 - 7 - 7, LET'S GO!!!
• You probably didn't need those gloves anyway.
• Berdly uses his clout from his time as President to convince Eye-Sicle to join him for the greater good.

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FALLEN TRIBUTES: (postimg / imgur◊) Marie Rontoinette, Motoharu

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AND FINALLY, NIGHT EIGHT (postimg / imgur◊)

• As their first and only activity as a duo, Berdly and Eye-Sicle snort fire ants. RIP. (Eye-Sicle finishes 4th, Berdly 3rd. Sorry Eye-Sicle.)
• It all comes down to this, tropers! Octodad with the shock collar and happy helmet hindrances, and his many arms, versus Etzali, who has survived up to this point with his magic powers and probably some Nightmare Fuel! These two tributes are evenly matched BUT ETZALI WATCH OUT FOR THAT STEEL TRASH CAN

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AND SO:

• Most Kills: Octodad, Nikamura

• 3rd Place: Berdly

• 2nd Place: Etzali

THE WINNER OF REBOOT SEASON 208 IS... Octodad! (postimg / imgur◊)

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THE SIMULATION HAS ENDED. THANKS FOR PLAYING!!!

• Placements (postimg / imgur◊)
• Summary (postimg / imgur◊)
• Statistics (postimg / imgur◊)
• SAVE GAME PASSWORD: TmpYGAJb

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AFTERWORD: Whew, what an event! Personally I was hoping that at least one of the duplicate tributes would win, but you never know with this RNG! (Also of course I was given the save file in advance, so, yeah.) Anyways, one more regular season until Mythology season. Nominations are open, starting with mine:

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MAIN: DOCTOR ROCKEFELLER (ALWAYS WITH TEETH!)◊ (aka SCP-5648) (safe) (note: ALL CAPS when you spell the man's name)

Edited by Mk_97 on Mar 17th 2022 at 6:55:00 AM

Main: Yachiru Kusajishi◊ (red)

Reserve: Mashiro Mitsumine◊ (9)

Jesse for my main and General Kalani for my reserve both are safe

Edited by Warmaster23rat on Mar 17th 2022 at 6:51:13 AM

Take him to Detriot

Stavros◊ (male and safe)

She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character

• Main: Armored Armadillo◊ (male, safe)
• Reserve: Emelio◊ (male, safe)

A great Mascot Mook.

• Elfilin◊ (Male, presumably safe)
• Reserve: Beanbon (Male, safe)

This is not a Rickroll, i promise