Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Night 3: Molly builds an sentry.

Day 4 :( : *DEAD*

Night 3: I was... (blub blub) so close... (blub blub)... to killing the real Snow...

And honestly, Ichi and Psyche being Together in Death is the best way for them to go out.

Night 3: "Wait no, no! NO-" get karma tickled for destroying Marie-Antoinette's PC

Day 4: "You're just jealous that I'm naturally awesome. And you're also pissed off that I invaded your territory earlier."

Night 3:

"I am dead. Not big surprise."

   "Swear to god, Matt, I am this close to punting you into the forcefield."   

Day 4:    "A Squid Game event? In the Hunger Games? It's more likely than you think." -blows soap cubes-   

Night 3: "Rule one being: "Any broken rules will get you turned into a Pez dispenser." Sounds easy enough."

Day 4: "Oh, hi Kennifer - no, no, wait, I swear the garlic's for someone else-"

Night 3:

"Seems someone's not done growing up."

Day 4:

"Don't mind me, I'm only trying out a recipe that I've found just recently."

Night 3:

"IDONTWANNADIEIDONTWANNADIE-AAAAAAAAA-"

"...I...HDUSISJSDHDHJSJSKSKSJSJSHSJDJSJSJSJ [laughter]"

Night 3: Big bro, why's that four-leaf clover being so weird? I'm kinda worr–    D E A D   

And I die in the first half, as is expected in the Troper Games... oh well, best of luck to everyone who's still in it!

Fifth Update!

• Battle Music

• The Fourth Night◊ (Backup◊)
  • Marie Antoinette loses her arm after getting stuck between a rock and a hard place, luckily that's all the damage she suffers.

  • Jevoyfriend screws up his attempts to fix a failing painting.

  • Dark Ichi realizes he's done some really nasty felonies of book returnment.

  • Captain Price decides that Christmas time is too good to not celebrate in some way.

  • Cutegirl narrowly avoids dying to a propane explosion, that just ain't right!

  • TM Ozzy KOs Haze with da apple. Pseudocicle, Starfall and Bluthorn can only watch in abject horror.

  • Tempest tells Cassie off and runs away in confusing.

  • Matt decides that running away after confusing insults is a profitable business all on its own.

  • Get back to the season now MemeMan!

  • Mysky edits some faces with the faceswap app, Shadowhaze's and Map's are involved.

  • Pseudoscips realizes that he screwed up as he punctures his new goldfish's bag and almost kills it.

  • Kendra asks Riley if he was sausagee.

  • MG's mind wanders off to see everything ongoing.

• The Fifth Day◊ (Backup◊)
  • Bluthorn decides to watch Tempest very closely to see if their career can be of use to him

  • MemeMan gets a black belt in Gucci, not that it is useful.

  • Pseudoicle threatens MG over a broken tooth representing his broken fragile ego.

  • Aww how cute of Pseudoscips to make something like that for Cassie in this cold weather.

  • Bullseye asks Riley to hit him really hard with a hard object.

  • As it turns out, Prof. Map meets his end when medical negligence and incompetence gets a lightbulb stuck on his body. Nice going ya bludgers, that will be you Cutegirl, Matt, Kendra and Marie!

  • Starfall fails an important grease cook trial as the Golden Spatula's out of his reach.

  • Jevoyfriend blows up Ozzy's plane with a lighter.

  • Haze fights with cylinders against the spiders.

  • Price makes creepy pastas not from italia about ASAS with Dark Ichi as the central character.

• Fallen Tributes 5◊ (Backup◊): Professor Map

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 23rd 2022 at 11:28:03 AM

Night 4:    "Eh, it ain't the end of the world if I forget to return one measly book."   

Day 5:    "You know you're doin' something right if folks are makin' creepypastas about you."   

deadass calling Jevil BF Jevoyfriend lmao

"Oh dear, please have mercy on me."

They did not have mercy on him...

Aw man, you hate to see that happen.

Sixth Update!

• Battle Music

• The Fifth Night◊ (Backup◊)
  • Ozzy easily hosts a season herself.

  • Haze's mind and head are blown away by a really awful, terrible, no good song.

  • Bullshit of Bullseye's bull guns.

  • Sabotage oh my! That betrayal oh my! Poor Pseudoscips

  • Cutegirl tells Pseudoscips' ghost to piss off

  • Dark Ichi, Blu and Jevoyfriend team up with the cruel Mysky and save him from falling off a bridge by step.

  • Do you wanna clone a snowman, Shadow Haze?

  • Marie tells Cassie in sarcastic tone that she got a bazooka to deal with hooligans.

  • MemeMan shares some wisdom with MG.

  • Kendra makes Riley explode with some Rock-Paper-Scissors loss

  • Starfall does that handshake with Tempest alright!

• The Sixth Day◊ (Backup◊)
  • Kendra boasts that RNG won't be able to stop her from winning.

  • MG and Matt have a basketball jam! Everybody gets up

  • Cassie approves and admire of the way Dark Ichi and Marie are lazy bums.

  • Shadowmaster does the impossible and crosses the pit of nothingness.

  • [Insert dead Pickle Rick meme] Cutegirl be really digging up that 17's humor as Price finds out.

  • TM Ozzy gets choked by Jevoyfriend's Mecha.

  • The bloodshed continues as Bullseye brutalizes Bluthorn.

  • Mysky and Pseudosicle mistake Starfall for an alien due to his vibrant colors and take him prisoner

  • Tempest reveals at last that it's been a shapeshifter all along!

  • MemeMan finds hidden treasure behind a waterfall.

• Fallen Tributes 6◊ (Backup◊): Hazemaster, Scipion???, Riley, Timeline Master Ozzy, Bluthorn.

So Matt tried but failed to kidnap himself... only to kidnap Sky after he crossed the nominator bridge? Seems legit.

"MMMMMM YEAH FUCKING BAZOOKAAAAAAAA"

"[mokey screm]"

>Desperately tries to hide being a shapeshifter
>The only tribute represented by an animated gif

Not doing a very good job of it, then, are we.

Edited by wingedcatgirl on Jan 23rd 2022 at 1:24:29 PM

And of course I'm out with both of my tributes suffering needlessly violent deaths.

Edited by Bluethorn on Jan 23rd 2022 at 11:42:08 AM

"... That stupid little shit-" Scrotch

Night 5:    "Why'd I agree to this again?"   

Day 6:    "You wanna know who the real lazy bums are? The Nominators who couldn't be bothered to show up themselves, so they just sent in regular tributes."   

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Seventh Update

• Battle Music

• The Sixth Night◊ (Backup◊)
  • MemeMan joins Voldemort's side.

  • Cutegirl accuses Dark Ichi of being da Spy. Will she properly spycheck?

  • Pseudosicle casts a huge head spell.

  • Starfall freezes Shadowmaster with the help of a frost's vaccine.

  • Mysky, Bullseye, Cassie and Price go out to hunt bigfoots, drop bears and chupacabras in this exciting night they do catch bigfoot.

  • MG shapeshifts and defeats T-Rex just to show Tempest that he can do that.

  • Kendra cooks some meals for Matt.

• The Feast◊ (Backup◊)
  • Cutegirl and Cassie bake a cake for some of the tributes... Unfortunately for Dark Ichi, MG and MemeMan it is a cursed cake that eats them.

  • Bullseye gets murderous and slaughters Kendra with a sickle.

  • Starfall decides that Mysky's crimes make him unworthy of the Toblerone.

  • Marie and Tempest decide to use strange substitutes for their missing alcohol.

  • Pseudocicle decides to cook himself a meal with Pride and Jevoyfriend as ingredientes.

  • Matt enjoys a nice normal meal.

• The Seventh Night◊ (Backup◊)
  • Matt is crushed by falling debris and he can only wave sadly.

  • Starfall fails at making breakfast for Cassie, he somehow set a cereal on fire with milk.

  • Mysky's attempts to insult Bullseye fail as the latter doesn't gets his insult.

  • Pseudocicle searches for some mana power.

  • Cutegirl gets possessed by unfortunately timed spirits.

• Fallen Tributes 7◊ (Backup◊): Shadowmaster, Dark IchigoMontoya, MG, TheMemeMan, Kendra J. Ozbourne, Marie Antoinette, Tempest System, Captain Pride, Jevil Boyfriend, Matthew.

Edited by VengefulBale on Jan 24th 2022 at 12:21:28 PM

Night 6: "Mmm, you're a good cook, Kendra."

The Feast: "Not bad, but I think I like Kendra's cooking better. Too bad she got killed.""

Night 7: (waves bye-bye before getting crushed by the rocks)

"I fucking warned you alcohol would be the death of us.

"Too be fair, all my assurances to the contrary were premised on the assumption that we'd never get thrown into a battle royale."

Night 6:    "A spy for who? Methinks the Games are startin' to get to ya."   

Feast:    "Meh. Guess there's worse ways to go out."   

I like how both Scips and Zan got students posthumously.