Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

17 spots left because Sylvi's guaranteed a reserve spot to compensate for the miscalculation of reserves last season! Please correct me if I'm wrong.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 1st 2021 at 12:56:23 AM

Old Horror

Pizza Time Pizza Guy◊ Male, old.

Reserve:Boozoo◊ Male, also old.

Edited by This on Oct 31st 2021 at 11:31:37 AM

Scorch

• Main: Plegian Kris and Katarina◊, because I'm in the mood to try again with these two dorks.
• Reserve: Chernabog◊, because Walpurgisnacht is a good substitute for Halloween (even Deems Taylor noted the similarities).

Some spoopy events:

• (Player1) accidentally turns (Player2) into a sentient jack-o-lantern and (Player3) into a frog but doesn't have time to fix it, leaving both stuck.
  • After using magic to get all the candy in the Arena, (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) are forced to eat every last piece of it and get sick. (Also Feast)
• (Player1) thinks (Player2) hexed (him/her1) with bad luck and kicks (him/her2) out of the Arena but it turns out to be a bad dream (Player2)'s having. (Night)
• An evil doll draws on (Player1)'s face with a marker and tries to draw on (Player2) and (Player3)'s faces before (Player1) kicks the doll into a fire.
  • (Player1) and (Player2) drive an old RV into a deep pit, but die when it lands. (Player2)'s ghost thinks it was worth it, though. (Fatal; P1 and P2)
  • (Player1) eggs a wizard's house. The outraged wizard punishes (Player1) by turning (him/her1) into a house and crushing (him/her1) with a giant egg. (Fatal; P1)
• (Player1) and (Player2) turn into cows with a backfired wish, but it was just a premonition (Player1) had and they decide against making the wish.
• (Player1) and (Player2) use a potion to temporarily turn into ghosts to be able to attend a ghost party.

And some bonus non-sequitur events for good measure:

• (Player1) arrives in a "Build Your Own (Player1)" kit with written instructions for how to assemble (him/her1). (Player2) does so. (Bloodbath)
• (Player1) turns (Player2) into a sentient soap bubble and pops (him/her2). (Fatal; P1 -> P2)
  • (Player1) turns (Player2) into a sentient soap bubble and pops (him/her2), but (Player3) uses a (Player2)-shaped bubble wand to revive (Player2).
• After witnessing the above/below event, (Player1) orders a new head without the memory of said event and replaces (his/her1) old head with it. (two events for both "above" event and "below" event; Variant of a previous nonsense event I posted a couple seasons ago)
• (Player1) abruptly flies through the roof of a building, through the air, and lands on (Player2), causing them both to inexplicably explode. (Fatal; P1 and P2)

Uncle Drew Reserve Timelord◊

nominating the sand guardian, guardian of the sand (poseidon quivers before him)◊

that is his full name and i will stand by that

• (Player1) flaunts (his/her1) fish tank at a tank-riding (Player2).
• (Player1) flaunts (his/her1) fish tank at a tank-riding (Player2). The latter just blasts the former to pieces for it.
• (Player1) had a person, now (he/she1) doesn't have that person, and (Player2) is not the person, and will never be.
• (Player1) is fine being shot in the stomach by (Player2) (somehow not dying!). But dabbing? Ohhh, that makes the former super mad!
• (Player1) jokingly self-deprecates over how (he/she1) would've been shot dead at this point due to excessive failures in candy-making.
• (Player1) wants the last fallen tribute to be less dead.
• (Player1) tells (Player2) to go eat grass. The latter gets shocked, then asks if it's really "eat grass" and not "touch grass".
• (Player1) tells (Player2) to stop making butt jokes. (Player2) says: "butt butt butt, why?"
• Unable to find a potty in time, (Player1) resorts to peeing into emptied water bottles.
• (Player1) advertises that it's morally encouraged to pirate (Player2)'s source material.
• (Player1) asks which tribute has the highest body count. (Player2) answers that it's (him/her2), since (he/she2)'s great at literally counting bodies.
• (Player1) gets frazzled over the frequent sights of the current memes.
• (Player1) assigns (Player2) to a dream-induced guilt treatment program.
• (Player1) makes a video titled "(Player2) Punches You" where the latter does exactly that.
• (Player1) laughs hysterically over seeing a live artwork of (Player2) with long hair.

(Player1) dominates (Player2) for massive damage! (Player2) critically dies!

Nominations are now closed.

Reserves will be rolled shortly.

EDIT: The following reserves are in!

1. Nothing (automatically qualifies)

2. Corrupted Suicide Mouse

3. Cursed Spy

4. Monokuma

5. Runerigus

6. Boozoo

7. Chernabog

8. Peter Griffith

9. Hibiki Otonokoji

10. Funtime Freddy and Bon Bon

11. Tony Jaa

12. Ex-Human Eldritch Horrors

13. Sebastian Castellanos

Edited by Psychedelicate on Nov 1st 2021 at 8:27:04 PM

• Sad music plays when (Player1) loses (his/her1) hair.

• (Player1) feels unhappy, so (Player2) tries to help (him/her1) find his happy place.

• (Player1) cracks a joke to the ghost of the last tribute (he/she1) killed.

• (Player1) corrupts the land around (Player2), then casts a spell to instantly kill (him/her2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5) inside the area.

• (Player1) makes a footrest out of the severed feet of (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), and (Player5).

• (Player1) gets rammed to death by a hippogriff.

• (Player1) yells, "that's it! I'm gettin' me mallet!" and then tries to smash (Player2) with it.

(Player1) asks (Player2) what (he/she2) is afraid of. (Player2) responds "Heights, spiders and pianos."

Map and Bale have set up the Clean Save for the latter.

EDIT: Bale has gone to bed, so a backup runner would be appreciated.

EDIT 2: And he has sent the save to Matt.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 4th 2021 at 12:34:02 AM

Welcome to Season 187 of The Hunger Games! Let's meet our lucky participants◊ for the season!

Battle Music: Contra 3 - Ground Zero

The Bloodbath (Alt)◊

• Aww, don't you appreciate the power of friendship? Papyrus formed one with the Cursed Spy apparently, and wants to win the season for him. You gotta love it. While Sebastian chooses the more authoritarian route and commands The Shrike to win. Will one of these come out on top in the end? We shall see.
• Safin runs away from the Cornucopia, presumably to find his Project Heracles weapon and see if that will help him win the Games.
• Boozoo gets his brains rattled in more ways than one. Freddy and his pal Bon Bon rip the skull out of his head, or rather what passes as a skull out of an animatronic and beats the hell out of him with it until he dies.
• When you're a symbiote, it's real easy to split and run away.
• Vultureman should really get to show off his fighting style more often. I mean, the way he just bloodied up Kinjo to death in a matter of seconds is all the proof you need.
• It seems like Chernaborg's advice to Alan Wake is good on paper, but that seems like it's easier said than done.
• Trevenant tries to think fast and blind Isaac with Gribble-quality pocket sand, but Isaac thinks even faster, with goggles at his disposal. Better luck next time, Trevenant.
• Are Nanno and the Black Cat going on TV for new culinary challenges or are they wanting to push themselves to make something nice for the Feast?
• Don't you know better than to run with a chainsaw, Taki? You kind of lost your footing. You're lucky you didn't end up cutting yourself open with it.
• Even the Eldritch Horrors have to run.
• Gloomtail finds some goggles (presumably not the ones worn by Isaac) and warns him of the future. He fears he may not make it out alive. Whether that comes to fruition, we shall see.
• This is the Hunger Games. I'm sure you'll get your wish, Mort.
• Pizza Guy gonna learn twice before fucking with the Cornucopia again.
• Eustace gets a future message from himself. What is so special about the Corrupted Suicide Mouse and why must he win?
• Guess Uncle Drew go a little too much into basketball. Jumping so high, he convinced himself he really is a frog.
• Kris and Katarina wisely decide to bolt out of the fight as the sand guardian unleashes a giant wave of sand. Al Borland is confident he can win the battle with his flannel powers, but not even they could save him as he gets buried underneath the sand and suffocates.
• And speaking of suffocation, Scorch has invested so much skill into his combat points, he forgot the most essential skill of all: breathing. What good would it do you to be a good solider if you can't do the one thing that's really essential for living?
• That is a real good question actually. Does Phantasmo bleed? Doesn't look like he would.
• Alexstrasza is much too cool for 7th grade. Catch her if you can.
• Monokuma eschews the tradition of putting his tongue at the roof of his mouth to get rid of the brain freeze and opts for Advil instead. That seems like that would be much slower-working, but okay...
• Ooh, a Hunger Games deal pool. Who will die first, the martial artist or the cookies? Trixie and Runegrigus have a lot of money riding on which of them will go first.
• That doesn't look like anything from Heaven I know. Maybe Dark Matter is one of the Anti-Christs claiming as such and wanting to end the world.
• BoBoiBot and Peter Griffith find a nice, fast car and quickly get out of the area.
• How can Hibiki snort her own brain? Would it be like a reverse effect when it gushes out of her nose like a Slurpee machine?
• See, Pizza Guy? Take lessons from Oogie Boogie. That's how you slap a Cornucopia. You're an amateur compared to him.

Day 1◊

• Zinnia tripped and fell, breaking her neck and instantly killing her. Phantasmo put it very well. Very oops indeed.
• Zinnia's might have had an embarrasing death, but that won't stop Lara Croft from planting a tree in her honor. She will remember Zinnia always.
• Freddy and Bon Bon just happened to hear a conversation between Peter Griffith and Eustace. Peter doing his trademark "heh-heh-heh" and Eustace calling him a stupid dog.
• Kris, Katarina, Mort, Runegrigus and BoBoiBot think they have what it take to get through the cold elements. But sadly for them, they weren't properly equipped or warm enough, turning them all into nice stiff pops.
• Chernabog and Hibiki damned to the Weenie Hut Jr. Maybe being defeated by Sora and Disney cartoons kept the former out, but the latter could have made it if she snorted her own brain, surely.
• Safin doesn't need to explain why he's uncooperative. He just shows it. A man who doesn't need to talk the talk because he knows walking the walk is what really matters.
• And these fine people here bow down and recognize the greatness that is Tony Jaa.
• That's cold, Mephisto. Isn't it bad enough they're stuck being horrors? Now you gotta deny them their phone privileges like that?
• Gloomtail loses Take and Alan Wake, and has to share the news to Trevenant. But Treveant has different matters, such as the need to feed them all canine cuisine.
• Wander and Lord Dominator put their differences aside and team up to become the ultimate superhero where they are both equally Batpeople. There will be no Boy Wander here as they both settle for being Caped Crusaders.
• Papyrus does a pose from this very simulation. He tells Monokuma that it's a game if he's chosen for it, unaware that he had already been chosen for it, right now, by our very own Zanreo. Zanreo, can you tell him please?
• That's quite a successor you chose, Isaac. But you certainly can't beat an alien symbiote, that's for sure.
• Uncle Drew tells the black cat "Fuck you! I'm the frog man, bitch!"
• Trixie, how can you get Nanno confused with Justkong033? They probably look nothing alike. But if by any chance they do, I apologize. But I'm still certain that they do not.
• Pibby misses her hairdresser. And who could blame her? If the hairdresser can maker her hair all nice, long, wavy and purple, I'd be missing her too.
• First Dark Matter claims he's from Heaven, then he decides he is the Senate. But Dom Drago acts fast and takes him out, saving the world for the time being.
• Don't try to confuse the Oogie-Boogie. Spaghetti isn't round and solid like a bagel is.
• Perhaps Pizza Guy got slapped so hard by the Cornucopia, he now just remembered he has a book he needs to take back to the library. Better hurry and do so before you get fined.
• Alexstrasza is not only too cool for 7th grade, but she also gets a nice heaping amount of courage.
• Sebastian gains muscle the easy way, by moving his weight slider until it can go no further. Now he's one buff cop.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: Boozoo, Kinjo, Al Borland, Scorch, Zinnia, Kris and Katarina, Mort, Runegrigus, BoBoiBot, Dark Matter

REMAINING TRIBUTES: 38

Edited by MatthewLMayfield on Nov 3rd 2021 at 6:49:05 AM

If CMS wins, we get the Corrupted Suicide Mouse full week mod for real. /j

Funtime Freddy WTF!?

Well F, Bo Boi Bot died to the snow, which isn't all that far from being fatally weakened by water.

Imma silently root for Venom

I'm just imagining Kyubey running around with a big stack of pizzas on his back

Hello Trixie /

But you're greeting wrong person , It was my tribute.

Of course Safin refuses to talk about his weaknesses lol

I think Papyrus just posed like a cookie because doing an HGS pose requires digging through the archives just to find the most memorable pose.

Meanwhile, Phantasmo and Safin just heard voices from nowhere.

Thank you, Dom Drago, for slaying the Dark Matter. The citizens of Ripple Star applaud your bravery-

Battle Music: Castlevania: Rondo of Blood: Divine Bloodlines

Night 1◊

• Don't ask how the hell a spaceship can eat sugar. But it did and it can't fool Dom Drago into thinking otherwise as it has the powdery white stuff all over it.
• Kyubey not wasting any time and goes for the kill on Safin with the greatsword. But it's a miss and Safin lives for the night.
• The Black Cat unexpectedly passes away. And Uncle Drew, feeling remorseful over cussing it out earlier, breaks down crying. But there is Cursed Spy, giving Uncle Drew a nice pair of basketball sneakers in hopes to cheer him up.
• Hibiki isn't having anymore of Alan Wake, kicking him out of her camp. And who can blame her? Putting the toilet paper upside-down like that is really inconvenient, especially when potty emergencies happen.
• Nothing gives Trevenant some surprisingly pretty deep advice.
• Oogie Boogie rockin' out those leather pants. Looking so good, he decides to be good, too.
• Peter Griffith gets into a fight with the Ex-Human Eldritch Horrors. And during a pause in the battle, Peter remembers a question in the edition of Trivial Pursuit he played; he asks them all to say the word "what". They do so, greatly impressing Peter, and he goes easy on them all throughout their fight.
• Lara Croft manages to make the tiny space of the straw work for her, shoving 25 juice boxes inside. She can squeeze the straw, making it a nice portable drink for her when she thirsts.
• Eustace signed on to voice Pibby in a fandub of her own show. She might sound weird having the voice of the cantankerous older man, but maybe he put some of his grumpy nature into good use acting for the role.
• Isaac, being the naïve five-year old he is, is easily fooled by the fake health items. After using one, he's not looking good at all. He better find some real health and fast!
• The Ex-Human Cookies find a pentagram at Pizza Guy's camp. More than likely used as another sacrifice for his delicious pizzas. Somebody stop him before he bakes again!
• Papyrus going for the easy post-mortem one-liner after instantly cremating Trixie and Taki.
• That is really offensive to the eyes. So much so Phantasmo somehow manages to cover up Corrupted Suicide Mouse's eyes in spite of being transparent so he doesn't have to see this disgusting sight.
• What the hell did The Meme Man did to you, Vultureman? He puts you in the game and this is how you repay him? We'll see if he ever puts you in this game again.
• Batwander and Batlord Dominator get stuck in prison. But they don't let that stop them. They pull out their Batjet-pack to make their epic escape. Except they don't. They haven't figured out how to work the thing and they both crash back into the prison, leaving nasty smashed-up Batcorpses.
• And there's Gloomtail, appearing with sentry guns, attempting to mow down Nanno, bust she pulls out a riot shield from nowhere, which saves her life.
• Sebastian really loves his now Venom plush. He's ready to die now, it's so fluffy.
• Freddy and Bon Bon wakes up Chernabog saying it's an emergency and makes him head off into a building to hid from any possible "killers". But it was when Chernabog arrived that he realized it class-time. But whatever, some people wear their P Js like normal clothes, so he figures it's no big deal.
• Alexstrasza becomes corrupted during her fight with Tony Jaa, before she unleashes the dark energy vines at him. Tony Jaa's martial arts skills is no match for her as he is killed in the explosion of darkness. And not only is he dead, his allies have their defenses weakened. And with that, things look hopeless for them.
• One of the tributes has done some reading on past seasons of the Hunger Games and is angered by Monokuma, whom all the way back in Reboot Season 84, pour lamp oil on JelloApocalypse and set him on fire. Being angered by that, the tribute gathers the other survivors thus far and give Monokuma a huge beatdown. He is bruised and battered, but he manages to pull through.

Day 2◊

• Alexstrasza managed to save Azeroth; she easily puts Phantasmo to shame, as he's just a mere kid's toy compared to her.
• Pizza Guy knows his pizza, so it figures he would do something with spaghetti too and restores it where the sauce is in the can, the meatballs back into raw, uncooked meat and the noodles back to their hard, unboiled state.
• President Snow is found dead on the train. They look at Venom, Eustace and the Ex-Human Cookies. And an investigation shows that President Snow fell into a very bad diabetic coma after his blood sugar reached astromancial levels, which would eventually prove fatal to him, and finding crumbs in his system, it proves one thing: the Cookies were the killers. The other two suspects reduce the Cookies into itty-bitty crumbs.
• That just seems bad to do that to Chernabog after he just got out of school. The Eldritch Horrors sic a cobra on him, which bites into his eye and gives him very bad brain damage. And everyone was wondering if he had what it took to be in the honor roll. Well, not anymore, thanks to the Horrors.
• The Cursed Spy happens to make his way to Psyche's base, where he gets a quick glimpse of her rooting for Kyubey, but he quickly hightails it before she has a chance to notice him.
• The people here have read Isaac's latest story about how he shot someone's pet dinosaur. They all decide that the young boy is much too corrupted to save and have him executed via firing squad. Some kids are too hapless to save, or so they think.
• Alan Wake, isn't it enough that you put toilet paper rolls on upside-down? Now you're going into other peoples' fridges? You're lucky no one's killed you yet.
• Feeling cocky after punching out The Meme Man, Vultureman does a certain little dance showing how he thinks Fortnite is a much better game than Arknights is. Mephisto isn't too happy about it, thinking Fortnite is just a kiddy game and impales Vultureman with his beak.
• Safin tries to go into a debate with Oogie Boogie, but he discovers Oogie's hair is a bird. This leaves him defeated in all debate with Oogie for good.
• Uncle Drew, still hurting over the Black Cat's death and his regrets over his last exchange, now has stop giving all the fucks in the world and tells Dom Drago that people just blow their snot all over him and toss him away like the piece of trash that he is.
• The Shrike somehow manages to cause meteors to rain all over, hoping to kill Trevenant, but Trevenant heads into the right circle, being safe from the meteor attack.
• Corrupted Suicide Mouse finds a way to heal himself, and he'll need it too if he's going to live up to Eustace's premonitions and survive the Games.
• Kyubey snacks on some pot brownies, and while seemingly looking stoned out of his gourd, he gets a premonition over something that will happen in a future edition of the Games. It seems so real to him and it will happen at some point.
• What raised my flag? Nothing did. As in Nothing, not nothing, there's a difference between the two.
• Freddy & Bon Bon have been having some issues with Gloomtail lately. And instead of fighting to the death, they all go on a fishing trip, hoping the peace and quiet and a little male bonding can help mend their friendship together.
• Papyrus really wants that painting done by the sand guardian, loving his art style, done with the nice textures of sand. Sure, it was pricey, but Papyrus decides it was worth every penny.
• Make a promise or not, it definitely comes in handy to keep those exchanges in Microsoft Word, so it's there just in case you forget them.
• Sebastian is not feeling very social, and doesn't really want Pibby to call him. And Sebastian thinking about Eustace every time she talks probably doesn't help, either.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊: A Random Black Cat, Trixie, Taki, Wander and Lord Dominator, Tony Jaa, Ex-Human Cookies, 2Spooky Isaac, Vultureman

TRIBUTES REMAINING: 30

Lmaooooooo everyone beating Monokuma up XD Not that he doesn't deserve it.

...also, uh, thanks for the visit, Cursed Spy? 0.o

I didn't think my tribute is going to be killed by Papyrus of all people. Yikes.