Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Kirby must've worn the disguise instead of inhaling Flanders, otherwise the latter would be dead at this point.

And Alex, would you like to be friends with George?

Swift and merciless like usual, eh? Ah well, there's always next seasons.

With me, one always dies near the start while the other lives through most of it. I'm not sure why, but I'm okay with this. I'm rooting for ya, Pearl.

Battle Music

• Pokémon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire - Battle! Zinnia

NIGHT TWO◊ alt link◊

• The Cheetahmen turns out to have mind-reading powers.
• Adon apparently earned the hate of two tributes.
• Ghostbusters? It's me again. The demon has its host become a skeleton cultist!
• The Mask loses his memories... though I'd think he'd still be the same after this knowing him.
• Professor Juniper trains some tributes like Pokémon and orders them to attack.
• Lady Macbeth annoys Macbeth.
• Welcome to Galeem Island!
• Count Spatula has a falling out with E.V.I.L.
• McCree and Alphinaud find treasure.
• Dimitri hits the gaming jackpot.

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• The Cheetahmen seem to be scared of E.V.I.L.
• They say that she is drop dead gorgeous!
• Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?
• Sewernose hates getting spoiled.
• Goblins now regard Beanie Baby Lynx as The Dreaded.
• Even Homer's cooking is cursed.
• If that's his pot of tea, then where's Satan?

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ alt link◊ Adon, Lenny, George, Professor Juniper, Lady Macbeth

Edited by TheGamechanger on Dec 2nd 2018 at 3:55:00 PM

Lemmy killing Lenny... Should I make the joke?

[insert bird Pearl joke here]

Edited by VengefulBale on Dec 2nd 2018 at 2:59:40 PM

So... Battle for Galeem Island? I would watch that. He's also kicked out for "being too weak", meaning the Salty Spittoon owner obviously never saw World of Light.

M.C. is still being un-eldritchy. I hope he starts doing his job soon.

I'm now imagining Pearl as a weird crow thing.

New Drinking Game rule: Take a shot whenever a particularly powerful tribute gets kicked out of the Salty Spittoon for supposedly being "too weak." Take another shot if the tribute who got in is significantly weaker than them.

That reminds me of when Maud Pie was somehow allowed in, but Thanos wasn't.

I liked to see Sagat winning that 3-way fight in the Bloodbath. Too bad he died in Day 1.

Also how fitting that Cursed Homer got into the cereal the event, because that was a Simpsons-inspired event that also involved Homer

She's an Earth pony.

And it seems that Sewernose hates Cars spoilers. (Rimshot)

Battle Music

• Action 52 - Cheetahmen Theme (GaMetal)

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• The Mask wins at arm-wrestling.
• Randall takes out a life insurance policy.
• Alphinaud is cruel to dragons.
• With their falling out the other day, E.V.I.L. steals from Count Spatula.
• The Cheetahmen crack some nuts.
• Tailgate earns himself a trophy.
• Homer curses some fire.

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• Alphinaud saves a cursed tribute's life.
• Sewernose now rules Heaven.
• The two most murderous tributes team up again to do something truly evil.
• Dimitri wins the HGS drinking game.
• Master Core finds an ancient prophecy with Google Chrome Dino as the chosen one.
• Goblin now see the Mask as The Dreaded.
• We received a thank-you message from one of the tributes.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ alt link◊ Tailgate, E.V.I.L.

Okay, pretty sure Scottish King is cursed at this point. He really is having crappy luck so far.

He’s still alive, so how bad can his luck be?

Why wouldn't The Mask be feared by Goblins? Hell, anyone who crosses his path?

What was EVIL even thinking?

An icy fire for Sewernose? That can't be good for a cold-blooded creature!

Alphinaud, you absolute moron, why did you not leave that... thing to its well-deserved death?

Of course. Only 2 tributes die, and one of them has to be mine

Fuck you RN Gesus. Fuck you to eternity. Fuck you to the damnation of mankind. Fuck you to the heat death of the universe.

Battle Music

• Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children - One-Winged Angel

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• Oh it's on!
• Macbeth casts a royal decree, whose prayers gets answered by the heavens.
• Alphinaud gets a life.
• Pearl turns out to be a Smash Bros. player.
• Count Spatula hosts the radio for the HGS.
• Mmmm, cursed steamed hams...
• The Mask and Kingsonnn Dededoo fight after they threaten to unmask the other.
• Randall starts playing on his new 3DS.
• Master Core and the Cheetahmen fight Galeem and a demon-possessed cultist in a tournament.
• A zombie plays the HGS.
• President Snow's ghost scares Feneko.

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• Alphinaud and Adult Kirby have a falling out.
• Even his messaging skills is cursed.
• The demon inhibiting a tribute seems to have gotten along with Randall as they're now parkour partners.
• Well, the numbers were certainly in their favor for that rescuing.
• Macbeth has his blaze of glory.
• The tribute that wasn't unmasked in the Mask vs Dededoo fight willingly unmasks himself.
• Master Core finds out the Smash website shut down for maintenance.

FALLEN TRIBUTES◊ alt link◊ Noisemaster, Mc Cree, Dimitri, The Mask, Feneko, Macbeth, Kingsonnn Dededoo, Master Core

So a heart attack did what I never could. Wonderful.

Thank you SO much for that incredible Laser-Guided Karma, Lemmy!

Edited by worldofdrakan on Dec 3rd 2018 at 5:29:27 AM

Oh no, McCree died unceremoniously before he could land a podium finish and/or rack up more kills. I am ever so upset with this turn of events and might even consider retiring due to how utterly incompetent my tributes seem to be.