Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
I'd say Probe is getting Adaptational Villainy if he wasn't already a villain, but he was Affably Evil at best. Maybe he Took a Level in Jerkass in spite of his boss' death.
Pantheon Wick CleaningMarlon? What's that? A brand for all kinds of water sports equipment? Or alternatively, is Merlin a brand for all kinds of wizarding equipment?
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 23rd 2021 at 1:26:24 AM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Poor Haruka, just tried to minimize killing.
(Also the whole puddle event is surprisingly in character, considering Kurumi likes water a lot.)
"Screw it, I AM going to enjoy this game!"Yes, the Transformers in Prime all appear to have teeth-like protrusions in their mouths (Starscream included). The Doylist reason would probably to make it easier to animate and snyc up the mouth movement with the recorded dialogue.
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)- Yeah, I'd trust Scorpius to guard my camp too tbh.
- George wants his eyes to look like robot eyes.
- Akiyama makes a tasteless joke about the recently-deceased Rosajon. Kurumi didn't like that.
- Alright, well, good luck with that, Ribey.
- ...what.
- Nahhhhh, he's not scary!
- Actually, Odin respects Marlin now!
- Pun Dad kills Polka-Dot Man in a punny fashion. How fitting!
- The SCP Foundation is coming in clutch here. *shot*
- Crow's growth ray backfires. Oops.
- Who wants a nice cooked rabbit?
- Oh damn, a scam.
- Ibuki learns the hard way that Scorpius guarding her camp doesn't protect her from random pits.
- ...yeah, good idea.
- And then they lived happily ever after? Nah, who am I kidding, at least one of 'em's gonna die eventually.
- Since when did yakuza guys care about taxes?
- Dang, there goes Brooklyn.
- Wow, President Edgeworth sure is corrupt. RIP Holly.
- Driblee is randomly run over.
- Now's not the time for dancing, Hibiki!
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Polka-Dot Man, Crow, Jack, Ibuki, Brooklyn, Holly and Driblee
Edited by Psychedelicate on Jun 24th 2021 at 5:42:03 AM
Uh no, Probe and Pun Dad were only planning to kill Scorpius, so he survives. Anyway, was that BBQ gathering in celebration of the grand opening of Marlin Community College?
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Welp, my only tribute got eliminated. Time to preemptively prepare for next season
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Ah, blah, you did tell me that when you sent me the screens but I completely forgot. Sorry about that. Will edit accordingly. (And this, kids, is why your events should be worded clearly.)
I guess being a large robot already helps in the regards of not being affected by the growth ray? I dunno.
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)Huh... I thought for sure that Marlin would end up becoming Odin's new Sitcom Archnemesis.
Upon further inspection, turns out that event with Probe, Pun Dad, and Scorpius was meant to be fatal, but when Scipion added the event, which was suggested by Zan, way back in S42, he accidentally made it nonfatal. As a result, I thought it really was nonfatal and suggested this fatal variant to rectify it: (Player1) and (Player2) kill (Player3) and share (his/her3) supplies between them.
We shall Hand Wave the problematic event as how I interpreted it for now and revise it after the finale for clarity.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jun 23rd 2021 at 7:48:20 PM
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."A suggestion for fixing that event, if you don't mind: (Player1) and (Player2) agree to team up to try and kill (Player3), on the condition that (Player3)'s supplies will be shared between them.
Edited by AlbertThompsonJr on Jun 23rd 2021 at 6:34:12 PM
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)In reference to Night One:
I'm just imagining Joe talking to the Sims Grim Reaper (and seducing :flushed:)
I AM THE KEYMASTER! I WILL UNLOCK YOUR A—So the next hunger game is going to just be people or things that are purple? thanks
Edited by This on Jun 23rd 2021 at 8:08:03 AM
I don’t want to hear anything. I don’t want to see anything, or speak anything…What is this season again? 165 or something?
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)yeah
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Yeah, just reminding that it'll be 5 seasons from now, so next season will be a regular one.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Sorry for the late update! I went to sleep for a few hours because I had a headache. Consider this the last update for today, although since it's around 3:30am as of the time I'm posting this, the next update shouldn't be too far off.
- What did Plugg do!? You guys are so mean!
- Hibiki dies to stupidity. (Not sure why this event is fatal, though, but okay, I'm just gonna roll with it)
- Clarx Toys just… doesn't want to be a thing anymore.
- I don't have a witty comment for this one. Dang. RIP Fancy Pants Man.
- Yeah, Akiyama's familiar with this sort of thing, so don't even try.
- Okay, now Scorpius dies, specifically by hanging because Wild Richard believes that he committed crimes.
- ...makes sense.
- Marlin invites Probe to his camp for further discussion on their plan to kill Scorpius. But when Probe arrives, he tells Marlin that Scorpius is already dead.
- And sure enough, Plugg, the outcast of all the tributes, is dead. At least Nice Lapis and Mean Lapis are interested in investigating his death.
- Well, Marlin may not be Odin's Sitcom Arch-Nemesis, but it looks like President Edgeworth is!
- It's official: Wild Richard kills and attacks other tributes purely out of boredom.
- Fairy Wario? XD
- Yeah, probably a good thing that that failed.
- Akiyama still isn't falling for your knockoff healing items, guys! Don't even bother!
- Wow, I'm pretty sure that counts as a Worf. Farewell, Entities.
- Meanwhile, Lord Dona'tor scores a triple-kill.
FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Hibiki, Fancy Pants Man, Scorpius, Plugg, The Entities, Tali, Prime!Starscream and Clarx Toys
"Nobody commits jaywalking on my watch!"
Trouble Cube continues to be a general-purpose forum for those who desire such a thing.That scooter event is fatal because Hibiki's supposed to be Killed Offscreen. Welp, I guess that's on me for not making that clear. 😅
Either way, Pun Dad's still thinking of literally roasting others.
"I just want what everyone else has, that's all."Hinoa and Minoto body pillows? It's more likely than you think?
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."Well shit...
"One last tango, 47."A slap from a robot has GOT to be pretty painful. RIP Starscream tho, I guess the speed of an F-16 Fighting Falcon still isn't fast enough.
"Whatever may come to pass, I will be with you, I swear it." (Art by Ebinku)Joe doing his own thing as usual...
Also what the heck, repeat event!
I AM THE KEYMASTER! I WILL UNLOCK YOUR A—
You provably should've gone to the Tim Skywalker Jedi Academy.
Hopefully Lord Dona'tor raises enough money for Clarx Toys.
35 remain...
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