Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

NIGHT◊ FOUR◊

• Tricky names a newly-discovered island after Peony. Are there ulterior motives behind this?
• James crushes Zaphod's coffee-brewing dreams.
• The concept of colour feels insecure about the massive variety of hues and shades it has. Then it thinks of Eren and remembers that his tribute pic for this season is entirely in greyscale, and decides that that's worse.
• Dr. Boom, a student at Cable's school, throws a paper airplane at his teacher's head and pays the price for it.
• Lightning strikes and shrinks everyone, but Onionsan had grabbed an invincibility star just beforehand! BAM, shock dodge!
• John decides that his legs don't work anymore, so he fights Metallix with his fists.
• Captain isn't phased by the ANGERY Dan Hibiki!
• I guess Red officially has some sort of heavenly motif now?
• OUCH, that's a painful way to go. RIP Dr. Drakken.

DAY◊ FIVE◊

• Peony! No! That's bad!
• Captain was THIS close to allowing everyone a chance to escape.
• Nooooooo! Don't kill Me! *sigh* RIP Me.
• The ANGERY Dan Hibiki boils Monica alive and stomps on her for good measure. Ouch.
• Nice try, Mike, but Cable was prepared for this exact situation!
• Remember that cat James dropped from a ledge earlier this season? Well, apparently he's kept it as a pet, and now he's dressing that same cat up in some… strange gear.
• Oh no, I'm very concerned about Red right now…

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ Dr. Boom, Dr. Drakken, Me and Monica.

Now what if I told you that the next update is the final one? You wouldn't believe me, right? Well, it's true, because the finale for this season is… something else. Prepare your tributes, because the finale will be posted in about an hour!

Welp, so much for the doctors.

I guess a career as a barista if his political career fails is looking impossible for poor Zaphod.

Edited by EeveeGirlChey on Mar 30th 2021 at 7:32:58 AM

fingers crossed for a podium

Fuc, Me, this is your fault. You sent Red to heaven and now he's gonna wreak havoc like nuts. BETTER HOPE THAT HE CAN BE SEALED BACK INTO AN NES, GIRL.

Eren? Ugly? Impossible.

Welp, both my tribs are out

Oh me oh my, it's finale time!

NIGHT◊ FIVE◊

• The ANGERY Dan Hibiki instantly takes down three tributes. As a consequence, the concept of colour no longer exists. And yes, there's a minor formatting bug here, but let's just ignore it because the tribute pictures tell us exactly who died and there are no Game Breaking Bugs here.
• Onionsan doesn't have any big plans for after this season, they just want to go home.
• James is too impatient to just let the rest of the season run its course and wants to see the future to see if he'll win. Well, he was always destined to die at this point due to his own stupidity, so I hope he's satisfied with that answer.
• Tricky wants to stay dead if he dies this season… or does he?
• ...yeah, an extremely realistic three-headed knight sounds cursed.
• Well, Titans are kinda mutants, I guess? Eren's done with Cable's shit either way, though.
• Yeah, good luck finding a glass shoe that fits Rextro's oddly-shaped feet.

THE◊ FEAST◊

• Lex Luthor is cooking up a meal, and he needs some onion for flavouring!
• Eren suddenly becomes a wimp and runs off, letting Rextro take down Zaphod all by himself.
• The ANGERY Dan Hibiki is… strangely content, for once.
• Another three-tribute fight, but this time nobody wimps out and Captain ensures that Metallix and John are out of the game.
• ...yeah, don't expect someone like Tricky to have any issues with cannibalism.

DAY◊ SIX◊ (I feel like I became a zombie…)

• "Yeah, I respect your opinion, Miss, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to disrespect your right to live."
• Riverperson steps up to take down Tricky once and for all.
• Okay, forget my earlier comment about Eren becoming a wimp, he's become just plain stupid.
• I dunno how that happened, but, uh, RIP Lex Luthor and Rextro.

AND HERE COMES AN ARENA◊ EVENT TO SHAKE THINGS UP!◊ Our tributes are on Rainbow Road, and Lakitu isn't here to save them. How will they fare?

• Well, Riverperson finishes the track with no incident, for one.
• The ANGERY Dan Hibiki loses control of his kart due to his anger, and falls off the track.
• And the Three-Headed Knight grabs a Bullet Bill and uses it to crush the remaining tributes, leaving him and Riverperson the last tributes standing!

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES:◊ *takes a deep breath and recites the tribute names at rapid-fire speed* Ange, Red, Colo(u)r, James, Cable, Onionsan, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Metallix, John, Mike, Tricky, Lex Luthor, Rextro, Dan, Peony, Eren and Captain.

THE FINALE:◊ NIGHT SIX◊

• The Three-Headed Knight threatens Riverperson that their life will end 30 minutes from now. 30 minutes pass, and Riverperson just… dies. Nobody knows exactly how or why, but their death couldn't have come at a better time, as it means that the Three-Headed Knight wins the season!

• WINNER:◊ The Three-Headed Knight
• SECOND PLACE: Riverperson
• THIRD PLACE: Captain
• MOST KILLS: Dan Hibiki/Three-Headed Knight

• PLACEMENTS◊ (backup)◊
• SUMMARY◊ (backup)◊
• STATISTICS◊ (backup)◊
• SAVE

And now, for my tribute! Yes, tribute, I'm making the choice to nominate just one tribute this season.

Nemo.◊ Red-flagged due to being a child, you all know the drill with this little guy.

Edited by Psychedelicate on Mar 31st 2021 at 1:27:40 AM

FrostNova◊ and Patriot◊ (both safe)

Armored Armadillo◊ and Kass◊, both male and safe.

• Flying Toasters◊ (Probably non-sapient?)
• Rodger Dodger◊

Edited by kablammin45 on Mar 30th 2021 at 11:16:24 AM

Western Parotia [female, no canon age which frustrates me but headcanon-wise, 18??] and Blackberry Cookie◊ [female, also no canon age but presumably safe.]

'Tis about TIME someone nominated some hololive tributes here!

• Hochimachi Suisei◊ (18)

Edited by SomeLibre on Mar 30th 2021 at 8:50:06 PM

Team Diminutive Evil

Both are safe

Alright, nom time!

• Thaddeus Plotz◊
• Charles Montgomery Burns◊

Both are male and elderly.

Tetranadon◊ and Aknosom◊ (both non-sapient)

• SSBU Roster◊ Black as of the most recent DLC
• Amelia◊ yellow

Edited by HypeKitty1 on Mar 30th 2021 at 7:46:08 AM

Mark William Calaway◊ (nickname: The Undertaker) and Mick Foley◊ (nickname: Mankind)

Keeping with my X-Files theme, I am nominating:

A.D. Walter Skinner(male, safe) and Cigarette-Smoking Man (male, elderly)

• Raisant◊ (M)
• Buzzlegum◊ (F)

Edited by Oggy123 on Mar 30th 2021 at 8:28:56 PM

Some Malice◊

Some Phazon◊

Both are non-sapient, since both are eldritch semi-sentient and corruptive substances

Since using Zaphod and Marvin worked well, I might as well nominate none other than Arthur Dent◊ and Ford Prefect◊.

Äs Nodt (Bleach)◊, who is Male and Safe and Fasha◊, who is female and Safe.

Have some more Neptunia Virtual Stars tribs: Faira◊ and Kado◊

• God◊
• Satan◊

Been a long time since I nominated the two of 'em. I'd say I'd be going to Hell for nominating God, but that would be a lame excuse for going to Hell just for that given all the death events we suggested over the years.