Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
Please read the updated rules post here.
Due to the resim glitch, event submission is currently paused.
Also, the host reservation list is here.
Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect. Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Kronika◊ and Ugo◊(Essentially me as a Mario character. 31 years old and asexual/aromantic irl, don't ship with anyone. No NSFW events or cannibalism(Fine with eating tributes that are not human or humanoid). Okay with being on the giving or receiving end of the V Incident)
Edited by CosmosAndChaos on Sep 30th 2020 at 4:20:51 PM
I'm neutral about the meme, but she was beautiful.Team Dangan Roleplay Round 1 Protags: Jimmy Two-Shoes◊ (Death Pic◊) and Veronica Madaraki◊ (Death Pic◊)
Both are around 14-15 years old in their respective franchises.
"And yet, I still feel nothing."I counted and there’s 6 spots left.
Man, nominations go by quick. Must be this Newbie Boom we having.
Yep, that’s another factor of this.
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Sep 30th 2020 at 3:35:03 PM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017Yeah, I didn't get in last time because I was 2 hours late.
P E A K H G S H O U R S
Edited by VengefulBale on Sep 30th 2020 at 2:34:29 PM
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."i have one mass killer in Lana did not expect that and backstabber
Edited by HypeKitty1 on Sep 30th 2020 at 1:41:25 PM
Ture RiderFirst Aid◊ and Terry Crews◊
Take him to DetriotTeam Alignments Part 1
- (The Concept of) Good Itself◊ aka Good (don't care about assigned gender, [green:safe]])
- (The Concept of) Evil Itself◊ aka Evil (don't care about assigned gender, safe)
Events in a later post.
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Oct 1st 2020 at 9:32:28 AM
...Events
(Player1) says that you will find NO FUNNY JOKES HERE! Only MEMES… and REFERENCES…(Player1)'s RNG doesn't work, so (he/she1) tries more RNG.
(Player1) counters a/n (Player2). (Finally!)
(Player1) does nothing, but something.
(Player1) counters (Player2). Again.
(Player1) asks (Player2) how many colors of the alphabet does it take to taste math. (Player2) answers left.
(Player1) asks (Player2) how many colors of the alphabet does it take to taste math. (Player2) answers right.
Edited by Mrperson2006 on Sep 30th 2020 at 8:30:51 AM
ALL ABOARD THE BIG SHOT EXPRESS!!!!!- (Player1) wears a fedora to increase (his/her1) map making skills.◊
- (Player1) runs while drinking a canned mystery drink, but stumbles and falls.
- (Player1) walks up to (Player2) to fight (him/her2), but patiently waits for (Player1) to finish (his/her1) phone call first.
Stock Phrases (6)
- After being non-lethally defeated in a fight by (Player1), (Player2) vows that they will meet again.
- After being mortally wounded by (Player1), (Player2) vows that they will meet again. (1 kills 2)
- After being mortally wounded by (Player1), (Player2) declares that as long as there is any evil in the hearts of humanity, (he/she2) will return. (1 kills 2)
- After being mortally wounded by (Player1), (Player2) declares that as long as there is one person left to oppose (Player1), (he/she1) will never win. (1 kills 2)
- After being mortally wounded by (Player1), (Player2) says that it was an honour and a pleasure to be with (Player3). (1 kills 2)
Real Time Fan Dub Games (4)
- (Player1) knows (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5) and (Player6) want to buy (his/her1) stocks, but fuck them, (he/she1)'s keeping the stocks.
- (Player1) publicly declares (his/her1) hatred for (Player2), and (his/her2) stupid nose.
- (Player1) publicly announces "I'm taking over Victoria's Secret, I'm taking over Best Buy, the news is mine, and everyone else can leave!"
- (Player1) declares (his/her1) intent to control the universe and force everyone to watch let's plays of (Player2)'s source material by (Player1).
Solar System Calamities (3)
- (Player1) kills the sun by kicking a tortoise shell at it.
- (Player1) plans to transform and crush (Player2) into the moon, but then wonders, "where's the moon? WHERE'S THE DAMN MOON?!"
- (Player1) blows up the moon with an energy blast while yelling "MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!"
A Gag Schaffrillas Productions has repeatedly borrowed from Hey Arthur!Matt Damon (3)
All of these are also Feast events.
- (Player1) asks (Player2) "you tell (Player3) that (he/she3) will never eat lunch in this Arena again!"
- (Player1) eats lunch in this Arena again.
Other Memes (2)
- (Player1) teleports behind (Player2) and says "nothing personal, kid" before killing (him/her2) with a katana. (1 kills 2)
- (Player1) dispenses the cubes. Compared to (him/her1)? You are nothing.
- (Player1) exits, pursued by a bear. It catches and kills (him/her1) offscreen. (1 dies naturally)
- (Player1) exits, pursued by (Player2). (He/She2) catches and kills (him/her1) offscreen. (2 kills 1)
- (Player1) triggers (Player2)'s non-standard failure condition, causing (him/her2) to die shortly after. (1 indirectly kills 2)
- (Player1)'s non-standard failure condition gets triggered by the previous event, causing (him/her1) to die shortly after. (1 dies naturally)
Other (2)
- (Player1) feel regret for the last thing (he/she1) said to the last tribute that died.
- (Player1) bites (Player2) with such force that it crushes (Player2)'s bones.
Edited by StarAndroidJaguar on Oct 1st 2020 at 9:49:35 AM
...so when is the next death battle? okay so who is running and who is hosting
Edited by HypeKitty1 on Sep 30th 2020 at 4:26:34 AM
Ture Rider Yeah, you got the last spot iirc. Nominations are wrapped up.
Whoops, I’ve made a mistake. Sorry for scaring ya.
That season is not determined yet but we currently have 28 Mass Murderers.
Btw, Lana (your tribute) will participating in the 4th Death Battle so uh congratulations!
Edited by TabbyGirl4 on Sep 30th 2020 at 6:33:33 AM
"I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all!" - Yondu,2017Tabby was WRONG
Both male, both safe, blahblahblah I've nominated them plenty of times before
Damn it, I was asleep when it ended.
Welp, might just reveal here that I planned to nominate Masha, and Upin & Ipin for this season (both would have been red flagged), but now I have to move them to the next, and then my intended tribute for S124 for S126 instead
Edited by Billy5545 on Sep 30th 2020 at 6:55:01 PM
Just an eagle. (Feel free to PM me if you want to talk to me).Goddammit, Bale
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
- Ice Wolf◊
- MTT Resort Dragon◊
A great Mascot Mook.