Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Fishy Boopkins trips during the bloodbath. Acting in character right out of the gate.

But apparently he's a liar? ... Then again, maybe it's best not to consider the opinions of someone who drinks others' sweat.

Meanwhile, SMG4 is acting... very creepy...

Edited by Cybersbe on Feb 27th 2020 at 9:01:23 AM

Battle Music

• Sonic Adventure - Open Your Heart (Little V Mills)

NIGHT◊ ONE◊

• Hanako has Not!Navi hold his beer as he attempts to do something awesome, which he succeeds at.
• John Prodman regrets his words as torrential thunderstorm engulfs the arena, powerful enough that it would be foolish or very ballsy to not seek a storm shelter.
• President Snow... err I mean Santa makes an unexpected visit to Gadget's camp, causing her to question herself.
• The Sora Squad is caught up by the floodwaters of the thunderstorm, trying a variety of ways to stay alive including surfing on debris. As the situation gets worse they become desperate enough to try anything.
• Aladdin and Yukune try their hand at hunting. Aladdin takes note of Yukine's attempt at taking down their quarry is on the lame side.
• Koishi, having a dream of being a stunt performer, practices using a tightrope.
• It's TC5!H.A.C.S' birthday and Omega, Kalani, and Gandohar throw a surprise party for him. Unfortunately they overdid a little bit...
• Ninten makes a wish of goodwill to the less fortunate at a wishing well, which comes true.
• The perfect out of character mental image for a Xenomorph, everyone!
• Lord Boros examines a corpse that resembles Saitama and gets turned into a zombie for his troubles.
• Giovanni reminds The Dark Lord too much of The Chosen One, so he breaks into the nearest lab, steals a time machine, and travels back in time to kill Giovanni's ancestors. His attempt is thwarted by the people of the past and he returns to the present.
• Mephiles doesn't want to eat something Midori made for him, having seen her previous attempts at cooking. She insists it not only tastes good but also tastes like chicken.
• A Sentinel that never went to school or needed it in its life has homework? Go figure.
• Inteleon gets wrongfully blamed for the thunderstorm and thus becomes unpopular enough that the void erases him, then brings him back in a glitchy, eldritch state that still mostly resembles his regular form.
• Female Symbol attempts to clean her camp, but her glitchy state instead makes it worse by having it be glitchy as well.
• Min asks for someone to find someone for her to love, as nearly all of the tribute selection is either deranged, evil, both, or in the process of becoming either.
• There's been some fishy movements around a few of the camps lately, with stuff mysteriously going missing in said camps... eh, probably my imagination.
• King is crowned with luck by Goose. King then asks what kind of luck is was, and Goose says that it's Trench luck and to not ask.
• The Chosen One is inspired by SMG4's videos and shows off a plush of him Lion King-style.
• RS!H.A.C.S, Frieza, and Freeman all egg ADVENT Stun Lancer's camp, still disgusted with the guy.
• Shooky is so pissed off about all the property damage to both his camp and elsewhere that the thunderstorm is causing that he practically Hulks out in rage.
• Water Bottle foils Ruby Heart's attempt at blinding him with sand, the rain also not helping her.
• Vandal must've gave BTS copies of his armor for them to wear if they're confused as clones of him.

DAY◊ TWO◊

• The Dark Lord is having none of Satori's "punishment" and prompty leaves to commit more evil like drowning or blowing up survivors of the thunderstorm the moment her back is turned.
• RS!H.A.C.S likes nightmare fuel much more than sweet dreams fuel.
• Freeman finds a stray puppy trapped in the thunderstorm and rescues it, adopting it as a pet. Unfortunately he gets a case of the fleas from said stray.
• The Xenomorph does an insulting gesture at the Sentinel, prompting it to call the Xenomorph a loser mutant.
• Turns out the luck King was crowned with was cursed.
• ThatIdiotMan gets an unexpected visitor...
• The Dark Lord, having failed to kill Giovanni's ancestors, puts him in a Jigsaw Killer game instead. Giovanni manages to escape.
• Shooky attempts to get Gandohar into the Sonic the Hedgehog games, but when that fails Shooky enters his angry state from earlier and squeezes him with his bare hands.
• Midori laughs maniacally as she descends into evil, her mind warped by the influence of the villains in the season.
• Mother, Female Symbol, Lord Boros, Not!Navi, and The Chosen One run in slow motion to the Chariot of Fire theme. They weren't moving slow of their own choice however, but thanks to Female Symbol's glitches.
• Ninten finds an giant egg and sits on it, hoping to provide warmth for it from the thunderstorm and to raise whatever is inside. It hatches into hungry but adorable baby dragon!
• Ruby Heart is about to punch Kioshi for making a bad joke about the thunderstorm, but realizes it's opposite day and reluctantly punches herself.
• Goose witnesses the above and remembers a puzzle that made him laugh.
• ADVENT Stun Lancer teams up with Inteleon and together with Lancer's uh, unique tastes in food and Inteleon's moveset they trick Yukine into eating a nasty patty they made, which successfully knocks him unconscious.
• SMG4 acts like, well, himself.
• Annoyed by vandal's horrible singing voice, Kalani tells him to shut up or he'll make him shut up.
• Gadget finds a drinks labelled "SMG4 Lore", but knowing that will make her Lovecraftian-insane decides not to drink it.
• BTS asks Min if she likes jazz. She says no, but jazzing up a place is fine.
• Water Bottle uses an airsoft gun on Trench to fend him off from stealing his supplies, as they weren't water-logged from the thunderstorm as Trench's were.
• Omega shouts at the others that the Queen is watching. Time will tell if any of said others knows da way.
• The flooding seemingly let up, so as the water level went back to normal Aladdin took a bath in the river. Then the second wave of flooding began and caught him off guard.
• Fishy sells the idol he got to buy himself a fedora and whip online.
• Hanako manages to get on Frieza's good side, being allowed to teach Frieza his language.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ Sora Squad, TC5!H.A.C.S, Gandohar, Ninten, Aladdin

Edited by TheGamechanger on Feb 27th 2020 at 1:42:39 PM

Boros slo-mo running to Chariots of Fire, tho.

Wouldn't Frieza already know how to speak Japanese going by meta logic, though.

At least Aladdin wasn't tied up and thrown into the river. Too bad the Genie can't save him...

And did the BTS just talk to someone associated with... BTS? (rimshot)

Yoonji, you've got plenty of boys willing to be your lover. I guess they're really not good enough for you, huh?

Also, A N G E R Y Shooky? Well, that's an interesting sight. Are they gonna go on a rampage now?

Does Vandal even have to shave?

SMG4 plushies are popular and he is spending time making memes.

Boopkins doesn’t wear clothes anyway, so that potion effectively had no downsides. Wonder what prompted him to grab the idol. (Maybe it was an anime character. Though I doubt he would sell it for a whip and hat if it was.)

Wait, Jo died in the first update AGAIN?

I think she’s cursed.

...

Vandal is a girl. I wasn't the one who inputted the tributes, so it's not my fault.

And thus, I "pulled a Helghast Sniper" again.

Sorry for the misgendering

Welp,I'm outta the game.

The camp just got more glitchy...

And jeez, Midori, what's gotten into you?

Battle Music

• Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled - Drive-Thru Danger

NIGHT◊ TWO◊

• Lord Boros, in his zombie state of mind, decides it's a good idea to put on a cardboard mech suit and fight RS!H.A.C.S with it.
• The Chosen One falls in love with Vandal and asks her for her phone number, to which she declines.
• Thanks Shooky, the thunderstorm was bad enough but now the flooding is gonna be even worse with the gumballs clogging the drainage systems!
• Freeman has Goose become his apprentice, training him in the art of fighting.
• A Sentinel is somehow limber enough to do parkour.
• Mephiles cruelly tortures Satori in a way Omega would.
• Frieza shouts with surprise up[on seeing John free summon a gunship.
• Fishy realizes something fishy about his name.
• Koishi finds a strange candle that's still burning despite the rain and whips it, causign a heart to pop out.
• Inteleon is right at home in the rain, swimming in the floodwaters as he sleeps.
• Stun Lancer begs to be killed by the others, but the Dark Lord convinces them to coldly torture him instead.
• Midori continues into her descent into villainy, becoming a smooth criminal.
• Gadget watches a videotape of OG!Hunger Games Season 141.
• Giovanni starts to think about home, the torture the Dark Lord subjected him to beginning to break him.
• President Snow died, yay! Let's do it again!
• BTS asks for the whereabouts of Yukine. SMG4 points and says "Dere he is!" Hoever what SMG4 was pointing at was a tree groups with shrubbery and rocks that only superficially resembled Yukine, causing all three members of BTS to Face Palm.
• Mother finds and wears a t-shirt of herself.
• A Xenomorph has a sudden interest in a tactical nuke for some reason.
• Ruby Heart somehow masters Toon Physics and gets Not!Navi trapped. Not!Navi eventually gets out of the hole as rainwater slowly fills the hole enough for her to swim out.
• Kalani, disgusted by some of the stuff the tributes have done, drinks a bottle of brain bleach.

DAY◊ THREE◊

• Hanako annoys the other tributes by dumping a pesky beehive in the limo they're using.
• King's curse makes him cough up some blood.
• BTS narrowly avoids drowning as they walk above the rising floodwaters, the gumballs certainly not helping as they're part of the reason they nearly drowned, and finds a nice-looking home built into the side of a mountain that they can take shelter in. The smell of absolutely delicious food wafting from the house sealed the deal to their famished stomachs. They enter a door marked "kitchen" and find themselves an a large and lavish dinning area with a massive longtable filled with a buffet of expensive and mouth-watering food. Just by chance among said food happens to be their favorite ones as well. As they sat down at the table it wasn't long before they spot the one who's apparently responsible for the spread of food: Bowsette, who is sitting at the other end sharing a passionate kiss with Ridley.
• Frieza is busy enjoying his favorite champagne and is annoyed when Omega interrupts the moment.
• The Chosen One finds an abandoned building and enters it. After exploring the massive complex, he finds a control room that's connected to several nuclear rockets. With the push of a button he can send a nuke towards any rude tribute!
• The Sentinel emits a honking noise.
• The Goose becomes an apprentice to gadget as well, who teaches him her fighting knowledge.
• Stun Lancer tries to heal his wounds with weed, that probably explains his unique taste in food.
• Min kills a furry snake monster that's as big as her, but when Inteleon tells her to look up she finds that's only part of a KAIJU-SIZED MONSTER. The two of them immediately run away as the furry, spiky quadruped monster chases after them.
• Giovanni copes by singing about his misfortunes and makes an album about it.
• The other tributes mock Fishy's stupidity by posing as statues, which he walks pass obliviously.
• Water Bottle is convinced Vandal is a demon and tries to exorcise her with regular table salt.
• Shooky enters his rage form and hugs Ruby Heart.
• Not!Navi ends up caught in her own prank she set up for Yukine.
• John Prodman and Satori get into a fight over supplies, eventually getting into a tug of war with a rope.
• The Dark Lord has a beef with beef, having been denied it by others thanks to his evil deeds.
• Female Symbol glitches up the narrative to be about an arrow.
• SMG4 continues to be himself.
• A hungry Slenderman grabs Mephiles and whisks him away.

FALLEN◊ TRIBUTES◊ RS!H.A.C.S, Ruby Heart, Satori Komeiji, Mephiles the Dark

Edited by TheGamechanger on Feb 28th 2020 at 5:16:17 AM

In this update: Water Bottle 2.0 tries and fails to get kills.

Edited by Routeferret on Feb 28th 2020 at 10:17:01 AM

How does a droid go about drinking Brain Bleach?

I suppose Kalani put it on himself to make his memory of the events be deleted through malfunctioning

SMG4 and Boopkins are both stupid.

Glad to know things are right with the world.

Shooky's still A N G E R Y.

We've technically reached 50 Snow deaths if we include the times he was killed as a tribute!

Damn. Luck isn't on my side...

It's been about 10 hours since the last update, and I'm sure GC would normally be awake and around during that time. What gives?

Apologies for the doublepost, but I'd just like to let everyone know that if the next update isn't posted in 24 hours since the last one (which is about 9 hours from the time of this post,) I'll take over as host.

Le leap day bottompost.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Feb 29th 2020 at 9:19:11 PM