Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Seriously? Fuck you, Kirby.

Lolwat Madoka XD

Of course Ganondorf would kill Galeem. You know whose side he was under during the World of Light? Dharkon.

There's a fatal variant where the victims are thrown into the Forcefield.

Edited by dave_the_assassin on Nov 8th 2019 at 6:32:42 PM

Jack White, a musician, gaining a stand. Now I wonder which one of his bands, albums or songs he’ll name it after.

Also that’s one powerful yet non-fatal fart.

And once again one of my tributes die in the first update...

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 8th 2019 at 12:39:59 PM

Galis was just bein' sassy there.

Magical girl with real guns: [dies on first update to Kirby, but still]

Magical girl whose weapon is a broom: [gets rezzed and kills somebody]

[insert the meme with patrick and robot here]

Edited by PinkCelebi on Nov 8th 2019 at 5:11:26 PM

Battle Music: Metal Slug 5 - Final Attack

Night 1◊:

• Good thing Zargothrax is religious.
• Tattersail is power-hungry, and also just hungry.
• Daughter gets a bad career advisor.
• Scepter of Night is surprisingly pervy.
• Ghirahim has beef with an alternate Emet-Selch.
• Hootsman avenges Blade Tigrerra.
• NOT THE BEES
• Jack Black just falls in goo.
• It seems like Ganondorf wrecked some chaos in the Wo W universe.
• Some people cross a bridge.
• Doh, Handsome Squidward! You goofed up again.
• Spectralon plays an instrument.
• Amaterasu protects herself from rain.
• Merkabah beats Lucifer in a Gourmet Race.
• Son kills a box of TNT.
• PC Principal punishes Snow.
• This writeup is sponsored by Bayonetta Bell.
• Galis gets a convenient device.
• MEGA OOF
• Luminous is an evil pirate.
• Jack White is amazing at skateboarding.
• Michael gets rejected.
• Sailor Chibi Moon goes exploring.
• Lucifer M. stabs Gothic Mitama in the leg.
• Dharkon stares at milk intensely.

Day 2◊:

• Michael receives more light powers.
• Bayonetta awakens something after fidgeting with a crystal.
• The Scepter of Light gets fatally scratched.
• Galis and Son distract Luminous, unusually.
• Impmon takes up flowering.
• Dreamy Bowser and Gooey fail to impress.
• PC Principal organizes a tribute support group.
• Scepter of Night mixes up the girls.
• Kirby, an expert at eating, not so much at cooking.
• Jack Black, Gentleman Adventurer
• Lucifer is SO BAD OMG
• Hootsman gets Helghast Sniper to restrain her powers.
• Ganondorf prepares for Jack Black’s death.
• Yachiyo tries her hand at sleuthing.
• Ghirahim wins a bladesmithing contest, with little contest.
• The HGS antivirus can’t handle Handsome Squidward’s blursedness.
• Lunatone wedgies Vantablack. Somehow.
• Emet-Selch fails to find riches.

Fallen tributes:◊ Ikumi Makino, Gothic Mitama, Scepter of Light, Handsome Squidward.

Remaining tributes: 35 (72.9%)

Dark leads 18-17

Hey look, another Russian Reversal event! Don't question it, guys.

...should Tabuu have died, though?

...no, because Billy dumped said Snow in the Arena now, not to mention I'm still counting the number of times he died (35, 38 including his times nominated as a tribute). And yes, there are Coin events, too. Power's happy with this.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 9th 2019 at 2:58:08 AM

Man, these Russian reversal events are ridiculous, even by HGS standards.

Also, since Convergence!Snow has since been Killed Off for Real, I feel like events that involve tributes killing/interacting with him should prolly be removed for consistency's sake. Not to mention they got kinda old a long time ago. Same with Coin, if there are any such events revolving around her.

I thought that was a clone and not the real deal. Welp, forget I said anything, then.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Nov 8th 2019 at 11:12:35 AM

Wait, are you saying there is consistency and logic in the HGS?

you prolly don't want to question it so much or something

Anyway, the Daughter's been involved with quite a few shrinking events, but not as the shrinkee. Wonder if that's gonna be a recurring thing.

Edited by IchigoMontoya on Nov 8th 2019 at 12:08:17 PM

Of course Ghirahim would know how to forge a blade. I mean.... he IS a sword spirit, after all, much like Fi.

Merkabah and Lucifer are engaging in some Go-Karting with Bowser, eh?

Glad my tributes are still alive. Also lol at the Scepter of Dark mislabelling a werewolf as cat girl (or if going by the original meme, Kagerou from Touhou)

Battle Music: Mononobe No Futo's theme

Night 2◊:

• Son wards off bad mojos.
• Merkabah gives Mitama a sweet and painful death.
• Gooey evolves.
• Scepter of Night is tripping.
• Yachiyo declines Lucifer’s offer.
• Bayonetta dies a DIY death.
• Lunatone roasts Impmon.
• Ammy tries too hard to fake her death.
• Kirby knocks out Helghast Sniper.
• Dark Star defies Tattersail.
• Ghirahim warns people about Emet-Selch.
• Dreamy Bowser goes to sleep.
• In an upset, Zargothrax gets to run the Hunger Games Simulator.
• Lucifer M. waits for things to get done.
• Dharkon doesn’t want Michael to die.
• It seems like Hootsman found a soulmate… in Jack White.

Day 3◊:

• Son is ANGERY.
• Helghast Sniper is suffering from Kirby tributes yet again.
• It is still unknown if Dharkon has hands.
• Impmon gets caught red-handed.
• Dark Star is sadistic.
• PC Principal continues doing supervillain things.
• Meanwhile other tributes are at peace.
• Daughter makes exquisite art.
• Don’t ask, it’s magical girl logic.
• Lucifer beats a rock critter, of all things.
• Jack Black remembers that he is a celebrity.
• It didn’t take long for Zargothrax to start being President Evil.
• Everybody gangsta until Sailor Chibi Moon turns evil.
• Luminous gets possessed.
• Michael gets poisoned.

Fallen tributes◊: Miko Mitama, Bayonetta, Tabuu.

Remaining tributes: 32 (66.7%)

Dark leads 17-15

Night 3◊:

• Yachiyo and Gooey are bad at fighting.
• PC Principal tries to do principal stuff… emphasis on “tries”.
• The villains trash talk B movies.
• Zargothrax rules!
• Dharkon still doesn’t have arms.
• *brain bleach*
• RIP Ammy, this is why you brush your teeth.
• Madoka gets burned.
• Jack Black wins at paintball.
• Vantablack makes a move on Helghast Sniper.
• Too spicy, way too spicy.

Day 4◊:

• Zargothrax gets killed for his troubles.
• Yachiyo would like to sleep at night, thank you very much.
• Dreamy Bowser buys Lucifer M.’s villainous image.
• Impmon does EVIL things.
• A new evil group forms.
• Son bein’ a force of destruction
• Helghast Sniper can’t take it anymore.
• Ganondorf dies before he can profit off Jack Black's death.
• PC Principal can’t even do a high-five right.
• Dharkon came to announce… never mind.
• Panem selects Jack White as the least threatening tribute.
• Obviously it happened.
• RING RING! It’s Galis!
• Lunatone continues to hurt.
• Scepter of Night skips the day.
• Dark Star is ashamed of Kirby.
• Ghirahim goes into a lounge for sword spirits.

Fallen tributes◊: Ammy, Madoka Kaname, Zargothrax, Lucifer Morningstar, Ganondorf, Michael Demiurgos.

Remaining tributes: 26 (54.2%)

Dark leads 14-12

Well, Black Lady, a villain from the Sailor Moon R Arc, is actually an evil brainwashed Chibi-Usa so I guess this isn't a case of Adaptational Villainy.

Poor Lunatone keeps being beaten up.

Wait, isn't Tabuu evil himself?

Edited by Oggy123 on Nov 9th 2019 at 11:18:25 PM

I guess being Meguca really is suffering.

Night 4◊:

• Kirby did a bad.
• Spectralon is punished for impersonation.
• Scepter of Night is now even more hairless.
• Galis is obviously not okay.
• Emet-Selch has nightmares about Galeem’s death.
• Ghirahim is destroyed with the power of Panem’s tribute.
• Oh nice.
• Your future will be… black.
• Luminous pulls a Chuck Norris on Dark Star.
• Gooey gets a power fist, even though he has no arm.
• PC Principal gets [REDACTED].
• That’s a weird zumba group.
• Sailor Chibi Moon is not fine.

Day 5◊:

• Dreamy Bowser cannot ski.
• Gooey relives a memory.
• Luminous causes bad weather.
• The fanbase doesn’t like Son.
• Lunatone stabs Yachiyo… she doesn’t mind, except for dying.
• So this is what Kirby did?
• Lucifer equips himself with dark spirits.
• Impmon, now a bakery expert, scolds other tributes for mishandling pie.
• Hootsman, like a true barbarian, can’t tie his shoes.
• Sailor Chibi Moon meets her end.
• Daughter can’t take it anymore.
• Dharkon has no sense of personal space.

Fallen tributes◊: Spectralon, Ghirahim, PC Principal, Dreamy Bowser, Yachiyo Nanami, Sailor Chibi Moon, The Daughter of Mortis.

Remaining tributes: 19 (45.2%)

Dark leads 12-7 (damn, Light is really getting owned)

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Nov 9th 2019 at 10:24:43 AM

And you were doing so well, Daughter.

Meth cooking? Apparently that's enough for all the tributes to call Kirby "Cursedby". (shot)

So I had a realization: Ganondorf might've confused Galis for a female Gerudo, hence why he made out with her.

I guess Lucifer brought the Ring of Gaea with him to usurp power from Zargothrax. Spectralon then tried to take power by claiming to be Lucifer, but trying to cheat the devil is not a good idea. He then gathered up dark spirits of his followers to become more powerful.

Meanwhile, Merkabah helped destroy an upstart who dared to try and become a goddess. Obviously, the only true god will always and forever be YHVH. Apparently, the Daughter of Mortis is a follower of YHVH as well, and His loyal servant was happy to assist. ... and then Merkabah got into a pie fight.