Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Flaming hot popcorn is extremely hazardous for your eyes (especially if you have no eyelids)

Oof, RIP Chaletica... and Derana's already starting to go mad. Guess she isn't taking her friend Chaletica's death well...

Edited by Zanreo on Sep 27th 2019 at 5:51:19 PM

Battle Music: Tetris 99 - Galaxy Music Extended

Night◊ 1◊:

• Seo Taiji becomes (technically) naked.
• LOLW befriends fellow villain Snow.
• Potion Seller is also Ultimate Flexer.
• Marin tried to exorcise Zipper.
• Derana gets Wendy to do something sinister.
• Sword fight of the century!
• Legion, Ninten, and Kazuichi have to wait for 22 people to use a toilet.
• G and Issac have a plan to increase wages.
• Oh cool, DR music… plus a webcomic song?
• Pippin, of all tributes, calls Lucky and Wild morons.
• Vector gets dusted.
• Tycho shrinks Pacifica.
• Press X to Doubt.
• Poor Snow…
• Great Jaggi really is a nice guy.
• Bullets are no match for Cure Chocolat!
• Hypno-Disc becomes Robocop and brings along Nico.
• Chaos 2 wounds Bandana Dee. Luckily, the latter survives.
• Wild Liger gets a kidney stolen from him/her.
• Blade Liger uses a jukebox for misdemeanor.
• Experiment 014’s tech breaks and his districtmate is not sympathetic.
• Serafine… stop being dumb.
• Gabe can’t bear being stared on by the entire cast of Touhou.
• Sayaka’s Corpse reforges a weapon, to no avail.
• Traveller’s nose becomes less smol.

Day◊ 2◊:

• Wendy wins a vacation to India.
• Tycho may be a gamer, but he can’t do the impossible.
• Pippin’s imaginary friend is pretty badass.
• Zipper wasn’t careful with your step, and now he’s gone.
• Collaborative writing x3
• Experiment 014 is not good in military.
• Derana somehow gets even more insane.
• There’s one thing Legion can’t stand, and it’s spots on walls.
• Well, that’s anticlimactic…
• Bruno Buccelati is sponsored by Giorno.
• An Eldritch Abomination can very well hold a human.
• Traveller travels to Jeff the Killer’s grave.
• Ten of Swords can’t stand being edgy anymore and breaks down. Fortunately, Great Jaggi comforts him.
• "SODA! SOOOOODA!"
• Collaborative writing x4.
• Screams! I hear screams!
• Fuyuhiko gets a triple/sextuple kill.
• *insert pirate song*
• Eight people try and fail to weaponize talking loudly.
• G and Issac: traveling doctors.
• Pacifica and LOLW have a catfight.
• Cast of Touhou refuses to give a cinnamon role the Jin treatment.
• Gin is a Fortnite fan.
• Survival: 0

Fallen tributes◊: Zipper, Kyoko’s Corpse, Sailor Uranus, Vector the Crocodile, Gabe, Great Maccao, The Chosen Four.

Remaining tributes: 36 (75%)

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Sep 27th 2019 at 10:06:52 AM

Paifica, wut?

Well, that was disappointing.

Should we confirm the T-Doll curse?

Apparently that double Worf wasn't enough for Kernel to be part of the military. Then again, a popcorn popper would look out of place...

This may be the season of Running Gags

Oh no, I've undergone character development. It was nice knowing you.

Also, Gin's being a 12-year-old. And being a memester.

Two triple kills back-to-back.

Also TIL that Tetris 99 has now themes and different music.

Holy shit, Fuyuhiko! Someone got A N G E R Y over his muscles getting deflated!

Meanwhile, Kazuichi's still being a dork. :3

Dammit Kyoko. Well, at least a reanimated corpse managed to be more interesting than her.

Battle Music: Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - Red Sun Epic Metal Remix

Night◊ 2◊:

• Giegue, how could you!
• But you’re 40 feet tall-
• Hypno-Disc gets corrupted.
• Tycho is chilling with powerful figures.
• Kazuichi, you dumb dumb.
• Great Jaggi wants to slay goblins, and he’s got several tributes to do so!
• The power of travelling is too much for Nico.
• Experiment 014 gets confused by a presentation.
• NZ Salter sings about her strength.
• Gin is satisfied with his life.
• Ninten got a new bed.
• You guys are fired.
• Apparently growing and screaming is an exploit.
• Derana and LOLW argue about… Tetris?
• You done goofed, Kakuna.
• Fuyuhiko hosts a mass game of QI.
• The gym leaders panic as Chaos 2 joins their enemy.
• That’s disgusting, stop it.
• Corpses are bad at navigating.
• Serafine… at least you swim good.
• Legion turns out to be Panem’s tribute.

Day◊ 3◊:

• Who knew Wendy was a brony?
• Seo Taiji has no coolness.
• Giygas is a madlad.
• Salter gets swamped.
• Marin scares people away by clownery.
• What a waste of a planet.
• Great Jaggi is not so nice anymore…
• Ah, of course you have a flashlight that causes people to disintegrate.
• Cast of Touhou wins just one chicken.
• Lucky and Wild are exposed to disturbing phone content.
• Ninten takes a level in badass.
• Wild Liger disrespects Pippin.
• Cure Chocolat mastered the art of blending.
• Not enough minerals
• Experiment 014 awards himself for following rules.
• Legion gives 8 people CPR.
• Smoke weed every- ‘’shot’’
• What if… one of us was Sayaka’s Corpse, Pacifica, or Bruno? Gasp!
• Gin picks up a hobby.
• Fuyuhiko turns E V I L!

Fallen tributes◊: Kazuichi Souda, Bandana Waddle Dee, Neo Zeong Salter, Ten of Swords, Kakuna, Serafine, Pippin Took.

Remaining tributes: 29 (69%) ^note Nice.

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Sep 28th 2019 at 10:04:00 AM

Nice.

I'm a little concerned. Why is there a corpse in these forums?

Nooo, Kazuichi! Wow, he really was Too Dumb to Live. It makes sense though since he was concerned about getting dumber earlier.

And welp, Fuyuhiko isn't taking his death well. Of course. Is he gonna pull a Jimin or something?

Edited by Psychedelicate on Sep 28th 2019 at 6:31:44 PM

ooh, maybe

Alas, poor Salter.

Oh, I’m dead. Well, I guess I can chat as a ghost boi.

Also, Gin seems to be doing great. Still rooting for him.

Kernel's just goofing off right now.

And Power would like to congratulate her fren Ichi for getting his first student!

Ignore, internet issues

Edited by TenOfSwords13 on Sep 28th 2019 at 10:11:27 AM

Hmm, just what did they find on Derana's phone? Her evil videogame villain plans (aka. level design concepts)?

Potion seller:"YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST FLASHLIGHT! NO ONE CAN!"

Battle Music: Super Mario Odyssey - Steam Gardens

Night◊ 3◊:

• LOLW, that’s not very nice.
• Fuyuhiko stares evilly.
• Buccelati rhymes with Illuminati! It’s all coming together!
• Cure Chocolat doesn’t take pills from a corpse.
• Excuse me WTF
• Plot armor is no armor for Experiment 014.
• Chaos 2 joins RL Gym Leaders’ parkour session.
• Traveller helps with anger management.
• Legion inadvertenly dooms Blade Liger.
• Wendy takes care of her phone.
• Stealth 100
• Gin is targeted by monsters.
• Tycho has to pay the price for revival.
• GG Great Jaggi.
• Pacifica gives a massage.
• Today Wild Liger learned that nuns are mikos.
• Nico outposes the entire cast of Touhou.

Day◊ 4◊:

• Nico likes his hat.
• Ring ring! Hello? It’s Sayaka’s Corpse!
• Potion Seller slays a monster and gets stonks.
• What did the Cast of Touhou do with these tributes?..
• Giegue wants bananas desperately.
• What do you get when two mechas are in love? A battle-ship!
• Wendy, already a Brony, now a Catgirl.
• That was laughable.
• 014 gets denied fast food. Good thing he has popcorn.
• Kids, don’t mess with Ravenstone.
• That’s not Pokemon, that’s Minecraft!
• Those are odd casting choices.
• A Bigfoot gets his hands on a gun and shoots Gin Ibushi… but that’s not Gin.
• The two nice guys turned villains and Pacifica hatch a plan.
• Snow finally strikes back.
• Guys, that was a week ago.

Fallen tributes: Seo Taiji, Blade Liger, G and Issac, Lucky and Wild, Legion, LOLW, Ninten.

Remaining tributes: 22 (46%)

Edited by InactiveTroper19 on Sep 28th 2019 at 10:06:58 AM

Just wow at how the entire cast of Touhou (who numbers in more than 160) killed three (technically five) tributes and turned their bones into an airplane.

Why am I not surprised a memelord like Derana would join storming Area 51?

Not much going on with Fuyuhiko except that he's still Jimining. Nice.