Ow! C'mon, Cowbear, what did I ever do - oh right.

Alright, nice one Atlas. Beaten by a stoner.

Nice to see Disney!Hades get what he deserves, but I can't exactly start rooting for Coin if she isn't a player. Guess I'll start rooting for Waxmancer Sturci and Diana. Aerith died for you! Don't let it be for nothing!

Did Flammie really used the Mana Sword? That's the exact same source material.

Correction: It's anagram, not acronym, so Dark Armed Dragon's now Grand Adored Mark.

And heh, Lonk got Streetpassed.

Well,guess I should've seen that coming.

Also I'm really enjoying doing this character commentary thing,so I'm gonna choose two characters who've been in the HGS to commentate on future seasons.

Edited by mettaton48 on Mar 11th 2019 at 5:14:59 AM

It's Here! The 6th Update!

• Battle Music

• Night 5
  • Cowbear finds out her origins, and ends up as a noodle thing.

  • Rorschach is afraid of Lonk and flees by throwing sand in his eyes.

  • Gally's flat as a paper now.

  • The Cult of Sesame Street and Muppets vs. The Sushi Cult. The Sesame Street Cult wins.

  • Chong imitates good ol' Bob Ross.

  • Press F to pay respects for the California Rolls.

  • Ion wounds Marv, but Matv's blood does him in.

  • At least the Gang died laughing.

  • The birb wings fite.

  • Wahnos falls victim to Malaria, ot even the Infinity Gauntlet can deal with that.

  • John Marston takes a nasty fall.

• Is anybody hungry? No? Too bad. Feast Time!
  • Grover and Waxmancer debate over which soft drink brand is better.

  • Chong goes bananas, and makes Dark Armed Dragon go out with a bang.

  • Rorschach and Flammie give Gally a lethal waterboarding session.

  • Lonk accidentally crushes Freeman on his birthday with a cake, RIP.

  • Cowbear would like a Martini.

  • Today's not Marv's day.

• Day 6
  • Chong tells our cursed bois to STOP!

  • Lonk the doctor, somehow saves a Muppet with Cowbear's blood.

  • Rorschach is afraid of Waxmancer.

  • Diana discovers more information about Dark Simorgh.

• Fallen Tributes 6: California Rolls, Grand Karcist Ion, The Tank Gang, Thanos Waluigi, John Marston, Dark Armed Dragon, Gally, Gordon Freeman, Marv.

• Imgur Backups: Night 5◊, The Feast◊, Day 6◊, Fallen Tributes 6◊

Ion tried to kill the r/SCP bot! He deserved to die.

Yes, I know the bot is a different Marv.

This season's a prequel to the last because Gordon Freeman died on his (biologically) 28th birthday, and he was born between 1972-82 according to the Half-Life Wiki, meaning that this took place somewhere in the Turn of the Millennium.

And yeah, even Chong feels that the Cursed Tribute gag needs to stop.

"Dammit. This just sums up my luck. For my birtdsy, i don't get cake. I get death. Christ, being dead sucks. Can i just, not be dead."

Edited by Warmaster23rat on Mar 11th 2019 at 6:05:15 AM

Alas, poor Gally.

Chong seems to be very, very powerful. I am definitely rooting for him.

7th Update Guys!

• Battle Music

• Night 6
  • Russell and Chong go and collect some food.

  • Grover pushes himself to his limits too much, and dies for it.

  • Lonk is ashamed of accidentally killing Gordon Freeman on his birthday in the Feast.

  • Flammie said number 11 and that's terrible.

  • Cowbear ain't wanting to hear nothin' from Dark Simorgh.

  • As if Fazbear animatronics weren't creepy enough already...

  • Rorschach tries to give Diana a nice ride btu she's too heavy for him.

  • Waxmancer makes her weapons more lethal.

• Day 7
  • Lonk recieves a good sword, not as good as the Master Sword, but this shall do.

  • The cursed bois make a bootleg version of Little Witch Academia.

  • Waxmancer sends Simorgh to the box.

  • Chong makes the sand very coarse.

  • Russell tells off Cowbear

• Fallen Tributes 7: Grover, Flammie, Rorschach

• Imgur Backups:

• Night 6◊

• Day 7◊

• Fallen Tributes 7◊

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 11th 2019 at 9:36:39 AM

Waxmancer got paranoid over being boxed for poisoning her weapons?

And Rorschach got crushed by a 49kg (107.8lb) girl? He must be too weak.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Mar 12th 2019 at 1:01:27 AM

Chong, you really should've bludgeoned those goddamn cursed tributes to death with that stop sign when you had the chance.

Penultimate Update Guys! Start readying your tributes!

• Battle Music

• Night 7
  • The Mongolian Death Worms eat Lonk.

  • Waxmancer and Cowbear get into an epic sandcastle war.

  • Diana kills the birb.

  • Drugs are bad, kids don't use them!

  • Chong makes his attempt at a hostile takeover of the HGS.

• Day 8
  • Chong accidentally inserts a bird inside Cowbear.

  • A small competition is held, Diana wins.

• Fallen Tributes 8: Lonk, Dark Simorgh

• Imgur Backups:
  • Night 7◊

  • Day 8◊

  • Fallen Tributes 8◊

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 12th 2019 at 6:44:58 AM

sigh

"Accidentally". He's trying to sabotage the cowbear so he can win. Did you not hear him yelling "It's Chong Time"?

It's the finale guys! Let's have a go at it!

• Battle Music

• Night 8
  • Russell sings a HGS-rap.

  • Diana decides to speak like old Mother Russia.

  • Chong sells some ice cream.

  • Cowbear prepares to eat a deer, too bad the deer was Alastor, who kills him.

• Day 9
  • Russell gives up to avoid the dreaded 4th Place Curse.

  • Chong and the Cursed Bois crush Waxmancer repeatedly.

• Oh no! A last-minute Arena Event! And... IT'S THE MURDER KITTENS!
  • The Cursed Bois fall victim to the kittens out of naivety.

  • Diana's magic powers were of no use against the kittens as she gets torn apart by them.

• Fallen Tributes 9: Cowbear, Russell, Cursed Arnold and Gerald, Diana

• And the winner is: Chong

• Placements

• Summary

• Statistics

• Imgur Backups:
  • Night 8◊

  • Day 9◊

  • Arena Event◊

  • Fallen Tributes 9◊

  • Placements◊

  • Summary◊

  • Statistics◊

• Save

With that taken care of, let's move on to the next season:

Team Double Trouble

• Charlie and Alastor are safe, they're both adults. Flutters is based on her pony self so she too id safe.

Edited by VengefulBale on Mar 13th 2019 at 7:16:10 AM

here's A Toaster Oven◊ and Existential Dread◊.

Well, at least Cowbear had a good run

Anyway, here's the Matsuno brothers◊ and the Matsuno brothers◊ (orange flag for the latter, they're 10)

Edited by Zanreo on Mar 12th 2019 at 9:07:11 AM

Team Nyto

Main: Nyto Obelisk◊ (Death Pic◊) & Nyto Polarday◊ (Death Pic◊)

Reserves: Gothic Armor◊ (Death Pic◊) & Lucerne Hammer◊ (Death Pic◊)

Edited by Mhazard on Mar 13th 2019 at 10:32:59 PM

James K. Polk◊ and Dwight◊

Registeel◊ and Bisharp◊

Mettaton NEO◊ and Devourer of Gods◊.