Welcome to the Hunger Games Simulation reboot!
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Old rules snipped; please read the updated rules post.
And that should be that. Here's a save of the simulation, just so you know what to expect.
Now's start the nominations for the first season of the reboot!
Team Powerful
Reserve: Team Public Service
Edited by wingedcatgirl on Sep 27th 2023 at 8:51:59 AM
Unfettered Gouyoku Mastermind
And I assume nominations for next season are not open yet, right?
[1] oh thats epic
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Yeah. The season might take around 3-4 RL days to finish, so don't forget to follow this thread if you haven't so you won't miss the finale!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 29th 2023 at 3:53:26 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
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We apologize for the inconvenience, but computerfan0 has stepped down from hosting due to struggling with the Imgur pics.
EDIT: Jake has reuploaded them on Google Drive while KB will take over in hosting.
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 29th 2023 at 12:10:34 AM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Solitary Observer
Not an evil Thievul
Hello! It is me! Carlo! The REAL Carlo, not Miss Oswin in disguise! I sing! I dance! And, as of now, I host!
Ah, never mind the danger going on outside in Panem at this moment, it is hard to get a jolly fellow such as myself down, no? Shall we begin this season, the 292nd one?
A very healthy bunch of people, no? Part of me somewhat dreads that they'll have to be attacking each other. But...well, there is not much I can do, I suppose. Let us begin!
- Battle Music: Rowdy Rumble - Kingdom Hearts II
- The Bloodbath!
- It is indeed a big Cornucopia, is it not? But where on earth might you get that much spaghetti to put into it?
- Oh dear, I think the monkey fellow is enjoying this too much.
- Ah, you never know, Miss Moonlight, perhaps you might surprise yourself and win this season after all!
- ...Oh dear.
- I am wondering the same thing, the Yoshis do not seem as dangerous compared to you, Mr. Palpatine.
- Oh my! Oh mercy! Our first casualty. Cube has compressed Doom into a cube, and I do not believe he made it.
- And again! That was one powerful Flamethrower Russ created, I must say. Poor Bret.
- Oh-ho! It seems Sledge Queen and the Red Paratroopa intend to team up?
- Hmm, I suppose I would be confused at the sight of a torpedo moving around by itself as well.
- Well, it seems Spyro was mainly determined to not let Mr. Legolas win this season.
- Ooh, Miss Anastasia and Miss Charlotte seem well-versed in healing, it seems.
- ...Where is this Spike's head, actually?
- Oh my, for all of the people that big purple fellow claims to love, Mr. Dimitri evidently wasn't one of them.
- Erm...I think that vehicle must have still been in reverse.
- Straightaway, Jaheira has foiled...THAT fellow's plans just moments after stating them.
- I do not understand, what about seeing those three cheerful children cartwheeling away could have sent you into that level of despair?
- (He just inaudibly cringes at Vader's threat.)
- But we were hardly able to see Higashizawa do anything at all...?
- Goodness, Ai has quite a throw! We shall not be seeing Guts much at all this season.
- Oh? Mr. Todd is back already-...Oh. Never mind. Miss Oswin? Did you teach Miss Sayaka that trick? Uhhh, like, nope! She did that all by herself! How groovy is that?
- Oh? Some tributes require some assembly, it seems. I am glad I have not arrived at the Arena in pieces myself before.
- Oh? Let us hope this is that one favorable timeline for you, no?
- Hmm? Hachi has high standards, it seems.
- ...I must say, I am impressed that nothing immediately happened to him.
- Oh, the disappointment! Hayate, Sam, and Rita shall not be moving forward this season.
- Miss Georgina, I hope you do not intend to use that device. It seems it would be harmful to the cats intended to be used for it.
- Well, Anna, it seems the sweeper person took those words to heart.
- Well, I do hope M. Bubbles' adventures do not disappoint, then!
- Hmm, seems few ever wish to hear Mr. Snow blather on about things.
- My goodness! The Cornucopia truly IS big.
- That vile creature on the mountain may have some competition, no?
- Oh my!! That is certainly one way to use a banana.
- Whatever would this Pope fellow need with a bunch of stink bombs, is the question.
- But whatever is so ugly about lush green grass? It not only looks lovely, but it feels lovely to walk through, especially on a lovely morning!
- (Carlo just dances along to the catchy music as they drive away from the Cornucopia.) Wonderful! Splendid! Magnificent! (He says as he does so.)
- Oh dear, I think you may have made a typing mistake.
- My, the Cornucopia seems dangerous this season, no? At least they have defeated it!
- Erm...you certainly said that as though that was supposed to reassure her, my good man.
- Well, that is quite unfair!
- ...Apologies, sir, but OD-10 has already done that for you.
- These others chose to simply go on into the Arena: Owen, Chef Kawasaki, Sketch Turner, Hazoret, Spaci, the House, Quincy, Clover, Dillon and Parasol Waddle Dee.
WHAT?! WHY HIM HOSTING!! US NEEDS TO HOST BECAUSE US MISSED LAST TIME!! ANGRY!!
Shuttup! Him doing fine!
Why thank you, but I am not sure I am ready for this yet. You two are free to take over for me.
If you insist-WHOA!! (Haban quickly carries himself and Arrow over to the hosting station.)
- this day 1!
- What happening? Big angry steel people has given Tiberius people Ninetales curse! Curse!! Why Owen people not think it bad? Me not wanna be a bird. Oh? It really is not that bad! Just take a look at me! Him make me even gladder us is not bird.
- But big Ultra Beast not mean that literally, stupid!
- KEHEHEHEHEH!!! Wrinkly hood man's ice cream is ruined!! KEHEHEHEH!! Aw...but the poor ice cream, though!
- Me think they didn't take long enough to guess how many beans.
- Keheheh, red-pink lady people has deaded blocky people!! Bye-bye block people!
- Ew, me not want toy like that! Me just wonder why us not spit green slime. WHY US NOT SPIT GREEN SLIME?!
- Now my turn to wonder: me wonder how shoulder pads fit in red flying Squirtle's shell!
- Now they is wasting yummy fruits... Pfft, stupidheads flinched.
- Keheheh! Good luck with phone now, sketchy people! Krabbies will just snip phone in half!
- Oh no, Clover is playing terrible game now!
- ...Submarine people, do us favor and not tell jokes again, scary hole or no hole.
- ...Wait, this tribute is just grass? WHAT? It make nice essay about last season though...wait, why you find this weird? Us is Grass-type. This different! They is literally just GRASS!!
- ...Hey, big Feraligatr, you come look at this! NO! NO COME OVER HERE, HABAN PLAYING NASTY TRICK!! ...Peh, you still ruin fun.
- KEHEHEHEHEH! All three look so stupid! Me think they dance good, though. Oh? They're dancing? What kind? The stupid kind, keheheheh!
- Keheheh! Me can't wait to see it, bottle-head people!
- Aw, me think that not fair. Anybody could have gotten it wrong.
- Little Meowth has saved strange lady people and friend! Peh, me wanted to see building fall down.
- Pfft, them wasting time playing silly game when them could be causing more CHAOS!! Keheheh!
- KEH?! WHAT LEGS? HIM JUST HAVE GIGANTIC FEET!!
- Ooh, even goggles do nothing against eye-breaking game thingy.
- Eep! Me not want to always disappear! Not me either, 'cause me not want scary doll made of us.
- Oh, poor dinosaur...
- Bad dream, Pope people?
- Yayyyyyyy blue-haired people winned a boat! What her even supposed to do with it?
- Stupidhead. Big purple lizard is LIZARD. Not Tauros.
- Wow, me think him just really not like Snow or Hunger Games.
- Aw, Grimmsnarl give grumpy Meowth people new friend!
- Pfft, Slowking lady asking for too much.
- Keheheh! Him pull bar too hard!
- Yay, him save mechanic Skowvet's life!
- But no gold eggs-...is season just full of STUPID peoples?!
- For not doing anything for him, me guessing.
- Ew.
- Wow, she VERY dead now.
Well then...where are we standing now?
- fallen peoples: Nurse Doom, Bret, Legolas, Dimitri, Hanzo Bayonet R, Virtual.ROM, Higashizawa, Guts, Hayate, Sam, Rita, Metalucy, Hanekoma, Yosef, and Lady Kaede
- Nominators out: Ichi, Dghcrh, Janky, and Myskyswarm.
- KO Count:
- 2: Ai
- 1: Cube, Russ, Spyro, Barney, Jaheira, Broom Hatter, Georgette, and Minsc
Keheheh, it good to be back! Lots of chaos already!
I shall...stand over here...
Edited by kablammin45 on Aug 28th 2023 at 9:49:58 AM
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
CG for short
F in chat to the noms who were out immediately
Victor of HGS S320 | "There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember."
"Can you see what I see?"
TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA BIG RED CAR
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
So I did all this waiting... only for my tributes to die unceremonious Bloodbath deaths right off the bat, with Dimitri dying to friggin' Barney of all tributes. It's like I ordered a pie only to learn it has no filling.
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*sense
Edited by IchigoMontoya on Aug 28th 2023 at 8:40:33 AM
Just Linie
Holy cow, it's just first update but Ai racked up 2 kills already, great job!
Edited by Justkong033 on Aug 28th 2023 at 8:51:19 PM
Rockruff
Quincy and DDT are already bantering. I sense a possible tribute betrayal in the making.
Edited by Letooce on Aug 28th 2023 at 10:07:26 AM
"ENTITY"
you think you've got it bad just watch this footage i stole from Hunger gay hq man (keep in mind this guy was literally the first blood)
hello guys this is nurse doom gaming and today i am in the hunger gamWAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHAT IS THAT CUBE OH NO WTHE WALLS CAM RECLOSING EISNGV SRIDGNISDOFGNSDIFOGNIOSDFHJMNIOSDFJHOSDFHMGRSDHBUANGIUORSEZNGIOSFNGIOASFNGIOASFNGIOSAFOGAEFOGIMSAGJASIGJSAPOGJASPDGIJSADIPOFJ mf got crushed into a cube lol rip bozo rest in piss (you will not be missed noob)
at least spaci is still existent (but he did literally nothing)
Edited by jtard on Aug 28th 2023 at 8:35:06 AM
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
10,000 grams of pure caffeine
ok maybe timun will win
Cassie | he/they | But will it stop the pain forever? / I just can't be sure
Now Tiberius can improve his selection of disguises.
Not even stars last forever.
"ENTITY"
no wait spaci won't die 2 seconds after i brought him up will he
Remind me to kill that annoying speaker
Dagded Dujardin
Welp, F
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
Oh wow, already out in the Bloodbath.
The true power of us human beings is that we can change ourselves on our own.
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To all those who lost their tributes in the first update, we SINCERELY apologize for the sheer disappointment that gave you. The glitch from last season caused serious ramifications in the production for this one, and the RNG taking it out on you personally (probably because of said glitch) cannot be helped. Surely there are other tributes you can root for, right? 
And Ichi, at least neither of your tributes were revealed to be the time-traveling First Blood Tribute from last season, who's actually Nurse Doom. Not sure if having either of them retroactively proxied by CAC the whole time is worse than them dying in the first update but still placing higher. (shot)
Also, that essay event implies a nom school event, so I rolled for it, and the grass somehow passed Drama class at Power's School for the Arts with an offtopic essay!
Edited by TroperNo9001 on Aug 29th 2023 at 4:49:04 PM
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Always open to sharing avatars. And chatting too
You can't escape this monster
I don't have anything to say that hasn't already been said, but it sucks that first I was sick for a few days, and now this. I guess the RNG won't give me peace ever since Jack Spicer won.
I'm mainly a fan of underrated media.
Reze and Marie have almost died. Jesus. On the other hand, Enigma looks to be completely fine.
Not an evil Thievul
Yessssss, time for more chaos already!
Already?
- fun music: nice music to go bowling to - wait, is game music from about peeing and sports?! EW!!
- this night 1
- What they doing in box? Me hear strange noises! Me think they using imaginations! Peh! Me think they just being stupid inside box.
- What a pity, peh.
- Me not think that look like hat Grimmsnarl winning, though, me think that look like he is running away! Pfft, maybe he draw hat Grimmsnarl before turning table.
- Aha! Submarine people has breaked colorful dinosaur peoples' heads with one punch! Chaos!
- Hmm, us not have much to say good night to where we live. Peh, even if us did, me not saying good night to our things because me not stupid!
- Uhh...me not know WHAT happen in strange mummy Zoroark's school, but Jaheira now very dead.
- Ooh, me impressed! Me more impressed vehicle play xylophone with no hands!!
- CHAOS!! The three small ones have turned red Sandshrew and Moon people into cheese!
- Uh, me not sure red flying Squirtle will have answer for that!
- Look at sky, Panem place already in messy enough situation right now! Not make it worse!
- Completely normal grass is go bowling with steel-type Chimchar? Me hafta see this!
- Us not hafta see this, right?
- Ow! Me not trust pillow anymore!
- Ack! That close one! Glasses Furret almost sink!
- "Dora wha wha wha?" Peh, me not care about stupid noises. Blue-haired people has losed!
- ...Me think seasons just get stupider and stupider each time.
- Me think he stop him just because HE want to explode goggles people's camp!
- ...Me not remember THAT part of small orange Litten's movie.
- Minsc yell at dinsc. Yes, he do look STUPID.
- Water jug people has a grandma? You think we have grandma? Me not know, me not think about it until now!
- ACK! HIM IS GHOST-TYPE!!
- All them now bowling with Steel-type Chimchar and grass! Now ME want to bowl. Peh, me not wanna. Me not wanna smash feet with dropped heavy ball.
- Fancy headdress people just find the most interesting things...me not like what headdress people use it for, though.
- BLOCKY QUEEN STUPID STUPID STUPID!! ANGRY!!! (spews flames)
- Ew, nasty name.
- What Pope people and explodey thing DOING?!
- Purple dragon-type lose touch already. Stupid!
- Even Tiberius people not feel bad for stupid blocky queen!
- What it even look like? Just pages of: (inarticulate snarling) (Belle comes in.) Haban, are you well? I heard you hacking something terrible! Peh...me fine!
- ...Me not sure what mechanic Skwovet even doing!
- Do him even know how to read? Does us even know ourselves? Shuttup!
- Wow, me just embarrassed for scary mask people.
- this day 2!
- Me wish ME had credit card!
- Stupid picture! Why headdress people draw that? Me thought it was nice picture. That not even surprise me now.
- Yay, pictures! Me want to take picture of ourselves, too! (Arrow takes out a camera to take a selfie; Haban responds by taking the camera and swallowing it, much to Arrow's visible disappointment.)
- Blue Furfrou get squished! Then...un-squished by Ultra Beast??
- Ooh, messy clown people is time-traveller now!
- Hmm, her must have heard about purple dragon-type missing messy peacekeeper earlier.
- ...Keh?
- Peh, us could make it across invisible tiles easy. No us wouldn't, you would run straight ahead and take us straight into deep deep pit. ...Ooooohh!!!
- Uh, did normal Chimchar just give up?
- Him need it after turning out to be Ghost-type!
- That thing have hair??
- Butterfree is stupid! But red flying Squirtle IS flying like Pidgey, though.
- Mechanic Skwovet completely opposite of last time!
- By now, tribute turning out to be master of season not surprise me anymore!
- GLASSES FURRET AND BIG HAIR PEOPLE IS SPACESHIPS NOW AND DEADED SPIKE!! WOW!!!
- Peh, even Arrow could have thinked of better comeback than that. Hey!!
- Me think some nominator peoples will be happy about that!
- (Haban laughs mockingly at Owen.)
- Us needs food badly too. What us even have here?
- They is not left-handed!! Aw, me think they made mistake saying that.
- Wh-...Tutu people just pop like balloon?? Me confused. (Haban is just laughing at Odo's expression of shock afterward.)
- Oooh, keheheh, looks like scary steel-type not let that stop him!
- ...Me not make comment.
- Someone tell backpack people to relax!
- They's killed it several times before? Me angry me not get to see it! Me bet it was chaos!
- Now wrinkly hooded people is high!
- Wow, umbrella thingy is STUPID!
- (They just avoid also moving to the left as well.)
- There Kartini person go...up and up and up until ZAP!
- Aw, me wish us coulda found out what they did! Peh...
- Wow, OD people go down in silly, stupid way.
- Me not know colorful car could use Scald!
- (Both of them are screaming in terror and disgust.)
...You stupidheads not hear me screaming. Just check standings!
- fallen peoples: The Yoshis, Jaheira, Dillon, Cure Moonlight, Cobalt, Sledge Queen, Darth Vader, Monkey, Spike, Barney, Princess Tutu, Pope Francis, Kartini, OD-10, and Spaci.
- nominator peoples out: This, troper101, CAC, WhiteWolf, and jtard.
- KO Count:
- 2: Ai, Kirby, Techra, & Titania, and Odo
- 1: Cube, Russ, Spyro, Barney, Jaheira, Broom Hatter, Georgette, Minsc, Submarine Man, Furina, Sinar, Clover, Reze & Marie, and Terk
Edited by kablammin45 on Aug 29th 2023 at 11:34:10 AM
"Lucian, don’t be afraid, we’ll make it through this."
Dagded Dujardin
I see the kids are using guns now that their parents aren't around...
"Bingo! If two species hate each other, they will wipe each other out on their own."
Philip
2 strikes and I’m out.
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
Once this season is over (specifically when Compfan, the host, posts the final update), there will be a 24-hour period for nominating tributes. You can submit up to 2 in the following format: [[(image link) tribute name]]. We also recommend listing their pronouns and their source materials. More information can be found in the Nominating Tributes folder in the stickied rules.
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"