Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Pingu didn’t make it in... oh, well. Here’s my event:

(Player1) gets a brain drain, and (Player2) comments on it.

Edited by GamerLuna2022 on Nov 28th 2022 at 2:45:00 AM

An event taken from the 2022 World Cup Nike commercial:

• (Player1) tries to play football with real life celebrities. (He/She1) gets a red card for being a fictional character.

Bloodbath

The leader of. Panem calls upon Master (Player1),. John Wayne’s half cousin’s stepchild to annihilate the rest of the tributes. (sic)

Non-Fatal

(Player1) cooks a mouthwatering roast for (Player2), but changes (his/her1) mind and decides to cook hamburgers instead. (Also Feast)

(Player1)’s latest album is now available for purchase at Bath and Body Works.

Fatal

(Player1) stomps on (Player2) and scores 100 points for killing (him/her2). Whoopee.

Edited by JankyKong on Nov 28th 2022 at 7:45:52 AM

Event suggestions are now closed.

I'll suggest a couple events:

[Player1] sends [Player2] to the other side of the universe, but [Player2] returns to the Arena at faster-than-light speed, crashing into [Player1]. (Fatal, P2 kills P1)

[Player1] says the games will always need the Peacekeepers, and may God strike [him/her1] down if it were to be otherwise. God then strikes [Player1]. (Fatal, P1 dies)

[Player1] and [Player2] sign a peace treaty, angering [Player3], who rips it up only to be told that [he/she3] ripped up a copy of the peace treaty. (Not fatal)

Sorry, you just barely missed the event suggestion window. Please hold on to those events until next season.

Also, the tribute placeholder names use parentheses, not brackets.

Oh, I forgot about that.

ANNOUNCEMENT

We would like to announce that next season will be the Troper Games! This special themed season is held every 50 seasons, and it celebrates all of our fantastic players in this forum game! Whether you just discovered this or have been here since the OG, we welcome you to join us there and experience with your friends the totally random and wacky events your tributes go through!

Over the years we have held this, we have developed some special rules for it for everyone's comfort:

1. To participate in this season, nominate anything that represents you, be it your Author Avatar, one of your favorite OCs, your favorite fictional character, or even a random object. If you haven't created/designed your Author Avatar yet, you can use avatar makers such as these to make them right away!
2. Your Author Avatar or representation of yourself is a "special case" tribute, but they're unique since you're free to put extra conditions on who they can be shipped with and/or which events they can be involved in. These are the common conditions that our players have added to their Author Avatars:
   • Their standard flag color (age). This is of higher priority than the other conditions because we must protect our players from illegal pairings. Your Author Avatar does not necessarily have to match your real age, but if you're not comfortable with revealing that, you can just state your flag color/age group instead.
   • Their romantic/sexual orientation. Unlike the other tributes, who can be shipped with anyone as long as their flag colors are compatible, you can request your Author Avatar not to be shipped with people who wouldn't be compatible with their orientation for your comfort. While the Troper Games uses the Clean Save by default, which has no romantic events for easier running, you're still recommended to note this for your Author Avatar should you nominate them in a regular season.
   • Any events listed in the Troper Games Blacklist. This is a list of events that the community has deemed unfortunate if they happened to a troper, which will be updated and reposted on the Troper Games itself for reference. While these events will be removed just for that season, it's still good practice to list them for your Author Avatar should you nominate them in a regular season.
     • However, there may be some events not listed here that you may still feel uncomfortable with, such as events that are taboo for your religion such as pork and alcohol for Muslims. You can also note these for your Author Avatar if you wish.
3. As with all themed seasons, it's okay to skip this season if you're not comfortable with it. Whatever your decision, we'll understand.

We're looking forward to seeing you as a tribute next season!

Sorry for the doublepost, but Jake has added the events to the save, ran, screened and sent the screens and save to Cardboard! The season will begin soon!

   Hello, mortals and others alike. You can simply call me the Auditor. I will be hosting the 249th season of the "Hunger Games." I am experienced in watching from afar, so this shouldn't be too hard. Let's get to why we're here now.   

   I see we have quite the few...what are they called again? Animals? Yes, animals. There are some other odd creatures, including that bastard by the name of "2BDamned" whatever that means. Anyways, here is the list.   

   The mortals   

   Now then, let us see how they fare in the games. Let the games begin.   

   Bloody Overture   

   Battle Music - Madness Combat 4 Soundtrack by Cheshyre   

•    I figured the Moon would be enraged after the Sun's death and want vengeance.   
•    Two pieces of scrap, one a copy and the other entertainment seemingly working together by collecting supplies. Interesting.   
•    Dark Samus trips over a plank that the Angel of Hyperfixation noticed. How funny, a floating entity tripping over something...   
•    Fiesty. Lotta wants some blood.   
•    I'm slightly amused by a piece of gold challenging a ghost and then getting beat up. There is madness, and there's this.   
•    "Espio" believes he won't succumb to fate. You probably will. Face the reality of death.   
•    A bit kleptomaniac, Grindelwald. Stealing the Cornucopia.   
•    I DON'T CARE THAT FANG STOLE 40 CAKES!   
•    Of course the nincompoop Luigi misses the spiked abomination Sonic.   
•    All I see is that you're more cowardly than the others, Harry by speed running away.   
•    Susie gives some advice to a minimum age worker. Here's some advice: Kill, you'll be better off.   
•    It seems that the Bounty Hunter didn't even have to pursue a bounty to get some money.   
•    Mincer's horrible song plays in the arena. Is that allowed?   
•    Big and Bubsy haggling each other over worldly items. The way I see it is that you both have stupid names and should die.   
•    A memetic rock does a memetic action. How surprising...   
•    Eddy reveals his age of 3 seconds. I wonder how long that must have been for him...   
•    Tharja is the only one who got something good. A sweet sawed off double barrel shotgun.   
•    Tina I think somehow gets here through a subway station. The arena has a station?   
•    Vector predicts Iono dying, and doesn't want it to happen. How cute. Kill her.   
•    Marx throws some sand in Shinjiro's eyes and runs like a bitch. Only slightly acceptable.   
•    The "Salmonoids" find a weapon of mass destruction. A plane gun.   
•    Bitta mocks Steve. How about you kill him instead? These tributes are foolish.   
• The Cornucopia seems to have some tricks up its sleeves, including being able to eat Bazelgeuse.
•    And a lot of them are cowardly.   

   The First Day   

   Music: Madness Combat 5 Main Theme by Cheshyre   

•    Jevil watches his final capitol ride on TV.   
• Vector dies from listening to mumble rap, tells a Retainer about it, and gets laughed into the afterlife. Should've never done that.
•    A piece of metal hears a convict's eye twitching. I wonder how. I'll have one of my engineers open it up after it dies.   
•    Fang insults the Rock Crewmate, which backfires.   
•    Eowyn asks Vincent if she can be miko and is directed to Mincer, who hires her.   
•    It seems like 3 second old has managed to accomplish something by making a President Snow henchman.   
•    Dark Samus gets lucky, and is either amused or apathetic. I cannot tell by its tone.   
•    It seems like the baby is going places, starting a drug empire immediately. I can bet that one of the more murderous tributes is one of his customers.   
•    Grindelwald talks to Happy Appy, who screams at him. Rude.   
•    Laughing Jack mishears the hedgehog Espio. Is he that deaf?   
•    Ron-117 and Gandalf camp on the Moon. I wonder how good their spacesuits are.   
•    I have a feeling Harry is making a rip off of something, but I just can't put my finger on it.   
•    Max Payne in the ass wins using puns while laughing in an evil laugh contest set up by Iono while the Salmonoids fail at it, mostly because they can't quite exactly laugh normally.   
•    Luigi and Yue both expose their utter ignorance. I just began watching, and I already know what a nose is despite not seeing one until now.   
•    Bounty Hunter writes a letter to Vector, a creature he has never met over how he couldn't get to kill him first and that he should've made a mumble rap song so he would've gotten the kill.   
•    The fuck was that joke? Why is Tina covered in cheese outside the arena?   
•    Tharja laughs at photo of herself instead of using her shotgun to blow Vinnie's brains up.   
•    Susie uses an unauthorized connection to talk to her fans. Can't wait to see her die.   
•    A ghost gets mistaken by a toucan for a whatever thing Mighty is. Well what can you expect from these "birds". Dumbness, stupidness and foolishness I suppose.   
• Big winged creature gets lynched by small winged creatures. Proto Town of Salem. I will watch the civilization closely after this.
•    An Angel of Hyperfixation has voice so good it attracts sheep when she snores. Bleugh.   
• The Metal Hedgehog is torn to shreds. I need to collect that metal some day.
• A ring robs and murders a sleeping eldritch entity. There are multiple different things that don't make sense on completely different levels.
•    Sonic basically just tells a baby like creature that he's unemployed. For no reason. As I said, these tributes are dumb. What kind of pleasure to these nominators get out of seeing thi...oh shoot the mic is on-   
•    Queenie's wish is hilariously misunderstood. Have fun with that statue if you live to sell it.   
•    Two sisters race to find an island, and the one with smooth hair wins. I feel like a rivalry is going to bloom. A violent one, I hope...   
•    Unfortunately Shinjiro, Disney is going to buy your soul. Disney owns everything. It's admirable.   
•    A cat uses a cat filter and attempts to convince a fox and a brat that he isn't a cat? What are they then? A furry?   

   Now leave me alone until the next update, which is coming in like 12-17 hours. How are you supposed to work this thing...   

Edited by CardboardBot on Dec 1st 2022 at 3:54:47 PM

So far, so good...

Also this hosting style is dope.

Big, plz.

Shinjiro having the same dream as Polnareff though

Niiiiiice. Let's freaking go!

   Deaf my ass! Can't I crack one measly joke for having to go through this bullshit again?!   

Nice hosting style! Shame about Metal, though. Go, Eddy, whom I'm assuming was killed and just revived for the games.

That was a surprisingly bloodless bloodbath

S.T.E.V.E: Stop Taking Eggs Very Evilly

I know, it sounds kinda related to his death, but I barely know much about him, so...

I like this way of hosting.

Blogger Susie, what will she get asked?

Big and Bubsy interacting with each other twice in a row is funny, being both cats and all.

Big saying he's not a cat... Is the simulator sentient?

Yes, but only selectively.

   Welcome back to the Hunger Games! Let's see what the mortals are doing. We are sorry for the delay. Why won't these cameras work...   

   First Night   

   Music - Madness Combat 2: Sheriff Town by Arthur Smith   

•    The ring seems to be indoctrinating the day old that it is a seer and that the girl Tina is supernatural. I wonder how it benefits from this.   
•    Some violent people along with an animal read "fanfics" of themselves. The "phazon" doesn't like its fanfic because it is "cringe". I do not know what half of those terms mean.   
•    Tharja seems to be resisting stealing the Switch and its food. At this point she should starve. The foolish must die. Use your shotgun.   
•    Shinjiro gives Mincer some money whilst Mincer's stupid theme is playing...and Mincer wastes it. My head hurts.   
• Espio opens up and does an autopsy on Bubsy, another animal. While Bubsy is alive. Why even care? If you think it's dead, throw it in the trash.
•    Nobody cares about 2BDamned, so he creates a snow golem all for himself. Dumbass.   
•    Iono threatens Jevil. I hope she follows up on that offer of exploding him.   
•    Slamonoids said "BOI". What much else is there?   
•    Eowyn gets taunted by a fruit themed abomination over and over and over. How long will it take before she breaks?   
•    Susie attempts to deny the fact that Grindelwald is her most hated enemy. Face the facts. I hate people who deny the truth.   
•    Bitta stores chainmail in the armoire in her bedroom, noted...   
•    Fang stares at Stewie. Just staring. And staring. I'M GETTING BORED PEOPLE! I need some action.   
•    Harry's hands melt and turn into goo?! They wrap around Sonic's head quills and begin shaping it, as the little animal begs for mercy and escape as it struggles. Harry's "hands" finally let go...and Sonic's head looks like a piece of shit. Sonic takes in what just happened at the same time as I am whilst Harry turns back to normal.   
•    Mighty and Gandalf use suitcase full of money to keep themselves warm at night...all that's gonna happen is theft.   
•    The ghost is an edgelord. What a surprise.   
•    Yue tries to utilize her own foolishness to obtain wins. You can not do that of course, and that is why it shows she's even more stupid.   
•    Milktchi the midget angers-rap battles Big. The Moon turns to them, and shows its ginormous...driver's license but it seems like the tiny little brat is too busy yelling horrible lyrics at Big.   
•    Ron-117 attempts to tell Queenie and a minimum wage worker that the Moon is failing. They do not believe him. It is just showing its beautiful driver's license.   
•    Luigi has been pushed over into his breaking point, which I hope develops into going berserk.   
•    Vinnie attempts to motivate herself, but Max Payne in the ass proves why I call him that by ruining the mood.   
•    Lotta is arrested in prison for selling human meat. Again. I wonder what drives creatures into cannibalism.   
•    Vincent attempts to teach the Angel of Hyperfixation about the bitterness of life by giving her a box full of bitter chocolates. Should've beat her up and almost drowned her, me thinks.   
•    Crewmate rock does what every kid has wanted to do.   

   This night was boring. No deaths, no one got hurt...   

   The Second Day   

   Due to the Tributes' horrible performance, they get Don't Blink, Calliope remix by Air Eyez, original by Cheshyre   

•    Bounty Hunter gets help from the Salmonoids to pursue the Bounty Hunter's bounty, Dark Samus. They succeed in destroying its camp, but fail to capture it. It goes to community filled with phazon, but gets bored and leaves.   
•    Espio shoves a stop sign in Mincer's face. That reminds me of someone...    wall breaking noises in the background Tricky:   WAS IT ME?!??!-    gunshot

   Yes, it was. Now stay dead. Back to the season.   

•    Yue yells at the Crewmate Rock, saying that he's smug and unhappy, and treats people like idiots. That's because they are. He's in the right mindset.   
•    Susie is h...a...p...p...y whatever that means.   
• The Moon is engulfed by flames while Tharja is on it. The Moon survives, but the now roasted and dead Tharja has now been brought to an alien restaurant to be used as meat.
•    Big raids the ring's fridge...and finds out it's somehow to poor to even have anything inside. How is a piece of gold poor?   
•    Luigi takes notes for his plans after he pretended to sleep near Sonic and Eowyn so he can eavesdrop on their conversation. Smart.   
•    Vinnie is horrified by Harry's quesadilla obsession...oh, and his weird hands too. Why is she scared of that?   
•    The fuck is this? What is a reenactment? Why did 3 people do it and why did 3 people watch it and like it? The only thing I was taught before hosting is that animals exist!   
• Ron-117 plays a beat to his burning camp. He claims it is fire, then dies. Yeah, of course it's fire dumbass.
•    Happy Appy somehow gets yelled at through a letter by Fang. His hands are burned as the letter burns after yelling at him.   
•    2BDamned proves why he is stupid by failing to throw a boomerang at Eddy and hitting himself.   
•    Grindelwald seems to have cared for Ron-117 and has a nightmare about his death   . He screeches "mint chocolate chip" whatever that means. Mighty, who was stalking him and watching him sleep is confused. Oh, good. His shackle of being attached to Ron-117 has been released.
•    Milktchi names her pet absolute gibberish. The name is composed of the names of some random woman, a minimum wage worker, and a deaf clown.   
•    King Boom Boo somehow becomes a teacher at Max's school. We'll see who's the pain in the ass now.   
•    The Nintendo Switch wants to go back to Japan to war against Panem's work. Unfortunately for it, Nintendo, despite all their power and the Nintendo direct, cannot help their creation and save it from the games.   
•    Iono attempts to convince Stewie to eat Vincent by putting him in the choices of types of steak, but Stewie chooses medium. I wonder how a human tastes like. I've only had Nevadeans to eat.   
•    Tina somehow does not remember that she was president...let me look at the files really quickly...   
•    Lotta gets a northern accent. For no reason. Instead of pursuing her bloodlust.   

   The Damned (Bubsy the disemboweled, Tharja the consumed, Ron-117 the scorched)   

Edited by CardboardBot on Jan 19th 2023 at 4:32:05 PM

Harry's just being weird and random at the moment.