3657: Bob is not allowed to interrupt every safety meeting by asking "but what about the ghost pirates?", even if we have had two or three critical emergencies involving ghost pirates.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3657.1. Bob may not dress up as a ghost pirate.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia3657.2: Bob is not allowed to complain about "You Meddling Kids!"
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EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3658: No I will not excuse Bob for scribblin'.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3658.1: No, Cody Rhodes will not excuse Bob for scribbling either. An insult to his wife is an insult to his wife, however poorly-worded.
3659: Bob is not allowed to make a real Disassembly Drone. That thing is a hazard to everyone in this building!
3659.1: HOLD UP, THAT THING'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3660. Bob may not break my knuckles.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia3660.1: Bob may not break Knuckles the Echidna's knuckles.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.3660.2 Bob may not tie a knot on Tails' tails.
One of the over 40 party members from Chrono Cross. And a canon mother to celebrate the upcoming Mother's Day(05/12).3661: The Succubus is to stop trying to "disassemble" the Disassembly Drone. It's very distracting. Work something out.
3661.1: AW, NOT LIKE THAT! GET A ROOM!
Edited by dvorak on Apr 27th 2024 at 10:02:06 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3662: Yes, Bob, the daily outings to touch grass are mandatory. No one gives a shit if it's on your lunch break; just bring your lunch outside with you for fuck's sake.
3662.1: You're supposed to touch the grass, not EAT it! Cut that out!
"Hmm... it appears that browsing this wiki doesn't seem to violate any school rules. Continue." | My Wall3663: Bob is not allowed to feed misbehaving interns to the disassembly drone.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3663.1: The Disassembly Drone may not hunt for misbehaving interns.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3664. Bob may not try to write a novel.
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia3664.1 Bob may not attempt to write a NOVELLA.
The Owl House and Coyote Vs Acme are my Roman Empire.3664.2: Bob may not write and draw comic books either.
One thing I have learned in pledging my life to this quest is that I have been betrayed again and again. And again. And again.3664.3: Bob may not try to write a light novel, in addition to the other types of novels listed above.
Come play Character Uplift Game!3664.4 Bob may not write short stories.
3664.5 Bob may not write poetry.
Edited by BigBadShadow25 on Apr 27th 2024 at 8:59:19 AM
The Owl House and Coyote Vs Acme are my Roman Empire.3664.6. Bob may not try to draw a webcomic.
Edited by clemont107 on Apr 27th 2024 at 9:06:10 AM
"My swimsuit fits me well, right?" - Cynthia3665: No Bob, the janitor does not live inside the walls.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3666: Bob may not join, found, or work peripherally with, any pirate crew. Lord knows Captain Edward Teach would roll over in his grave if you did.
Edited by dvorak on Apr 30th 2024 at 8:53:11 AM
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!3667: Bob is not allowed to introduce the screaming face in the walls as if he was a salaried employee to new recruits. That thing is not on our payroll.
EQUITY PARTNERSHIP3667.1: Bob is to figure out what the Face is screaming about. It's likely his fault anyways.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
3656.1: Ok, no more reading the "Hand in the Hole" article. Didn't think we had to ban Bob from "getting ideas" from trope articles but here we are.
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!