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You're transforming my life into pure joy, babe!
Are you a rainbow? Cause you're just dashing
Are you a bonfire? Because you are smokin' hot.
Stay with me, and my bicycle pump will pump up your bicycle.
Are you a Charmander? Because you're on fire.
Hey Schnitzel, you love saying "radda", do you? I do too.
I want to explore you in my yard, because you are my whole world.
You are like tv tropes. I want you to ruin my life.
You look good and smart, like a man in a tuxedo.
If you're gender inequality, I'd love to break your glass ceiling, if you know what I mean.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 13th 2019 at 7:10:19 AM
Hey, are you an Siberian Tiger? Cause you seem very rare.
You're so beautiful, you look like you're a goddess from the Greek myth.
Are you Tony Stark? Then let's get shawarma together.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 15th 2019 at 7:51:10 AM
Let's play Deadpool. I want to break your fourth wall.
Are you Highland Park single malt? Because you are smooth AF!
Where is everybody?
Your April showers bring up my May Flowers.
Gurl, is you a high school. 'cause I wanna shoot some kids inside ya.
Star-Lord, because I don't think shit through.
Hey Star Lord! I'M HOOKED ON A FEELING, HIGH ON BELIEVING THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME!
Chocolate Chip Cookies.
You're a sweet, sweet romantic partner!
Hey, Stanley! You ain't Stan Lee, but I'm still pining for you.
My Chemical Romance
Didn't you say vampires would never hurt me? Then why does love bite?
Where is everyone?
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 23rd 2019 at 1:00:23 PM
Are you a grocery list? Cuz I'd scramble your eggs with my "milk".
Hey girl, you like Die Hard. 'cause I'd like to crawl in your vents.
My Colussus wants to try to fit in your Shadowcat.
Did you just assume my gender?! But seriously, I'm actually a dude.
Rack of Lamb.
Edited by SkyCat32 on May 23rd 2019 at 4:50:49 AM
Hey, baby, are you a lamb? Cause I'd love to make you hot!
Pepe the Frog
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