-hopelessly mashes fingers against keyboard/controller buttons- I think we're making progress here!
What if we kissed... and we were both trucks...
"It's me, [insert generic Japanese name]-chan, and welcome to my stream!" (I don't actually play games I'm just here to show my tits and get money from horny men who think I'm a real life anime waifu)
"Can you see what I see?"
The streamers from my birthday party.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
"Nah, I don't need to play the tutorial...oh my god, this game is so! Hard! How do they expect anyone to be able to figure this out?"
Blitzy....
Ways to get quickly banned
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Worry
Trying to Dox all the mods.
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
Blitzy....
I’m sure the mods will love my dick pic.
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
"Hey!
Ban me!"
☆
Posting Loli Hentai in family-friendly chatrooms.
☆ TAKE, TAKE, TAKE ALL YOU WANT, THIS WORLD WILL GIVE IT UP ☆
Start drama by picking on someone for no good reason other to make them mad.
"I treasure every day with you, darling." "No need to be so sappy, love." "You know that's how she is, Nia." - AU!Pyra, Nia, Mythra
Philip
Oh I can't wait to troll the mod with a pipe bomb in there mailbox!
I can do it. For the sake of my master and seonbae…
I am changing every page image to Janja as we speak...
Just a Mettaur
Signs that someone is not a gamer
A great Mascot Mook.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
"That's Squirtle, right? He's my favorite Nintendo."
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Blitzy....
Rejected advertising mascots
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Worry
Aids man!(multiple buzzers).
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
I have seen the amateur, and it is me.
Angry babby
Here to talk about Preparation H is our good friend Harry Hemorrhoid!
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
"I'm Fergy the Forest Fire! Better stop me before I destroy the natural world!" (dopey laugh)
Edited by DrNoPuma on Apr 18th 2022 at 9:52:09 AM
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
Blitzy....
Least competent supervillain plans
Just made a server on discord.Come join me.
Worry
So after we have a bunch of people disappear via communion wafers, we reveal nightcrawler is pope...
"I guess I just don't want you to feel like you're nothing. I don't want anybody to feel like that."
I've got it. The perfect plan. Once he gets close enough, we'll throw a rock at him!
...
What? It's a big rock...
Edited by IchigoMontoya on May 5th 2022 at 8:01:22 AM
Klonoa, Dream Traveller
"Do Not Adjust Your Set. Now that I have your attention, I will... actually, I didn't plan this far ahead. Maybe I'll just read some of my epic fanfics from middle school."
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this
I'm helping!
"At long last, I've invented those blueprints
! Now I can... uh... they appear to be blueprints for a petting zoo. I forgot what I was going to do with that."
"For this stream, I've decided I'm not going to play any games or anything. Instead, I'm going to talk about all 420 of my sponsors who are the greatest people in the world, their products are the absolute best, seriously, you guys have to go out and buy their products because there is nothing better in the world..."
Still hoping for Klonoa to get a new game... or a movie like this