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Hey, there! I'm doing a promotion, would you like a free copy of my newest album?

Let me check with my manager...You know what? I'm all free! <3 Can't say I've ever been to a firing range, but that should be an interesting experience!

edited 13th Dec '16 8:39:40 AM by TheGreatUnknown

Heh... so, uh... you up to anythin' tonight? Actually, whaddya think'ah guns? We should go to a shootin' range or somethin'.

Oh, you've done it real good now, skull-punk! Gimme a time an' a place an' I will gladly shoot yer eye out from across town! Losuh.

edited 13th Dec '16 9:08:06 AM by PresidentStalkeyes

You think you're a good shot, huh? How'd you like to test that?

It's called "being a floating head"! Wanna try? You've gotta lose your head first, hahahahahaha!

edited 13th Dec '16 12:01:48 PM by DrNoPuma

How are you floating like that?

I imagine they do, but I wouldn't know.

edited 13th Dec '16 2:54:45 PM by BaconZorp

Rabbits reads fast?

What did you come down my pipe for? There's no princess down here, get out!

What!? -genuine shock- Why would I want- I don't want to kill Sportasput, I just want him to leave! Ugh, there is something wrong with people, there really is..."kill him"...hmmph.

edited 14th Dec '16 2:08:57 PM by Murataku

You know you could just kill Sportacus, right?

Is this guy for real?

Yes, actually! See that root that looks like a dead body? Could you just move that into my shed? That would be really helpful!

edited 14th Dec '16 6:54:14 AM by BaconZorp

Hello, little boy! Are you doing yardwork? Need any help?

No. Is he a supervillain too?

edited 14th Dec '16 7:11:28 AM by DrNoPuma

Do you know a man by the name of Alex Louis Armstrong?

Can't say I do. If you want him gone, you will need to be more specific.

What about details then?

What kind of work do you do? Must be pretty stressful if your hair is already gray.

What? Oh no no, that's just my Stand! I'm actually over to the side.

edited 14th Dec '16 3:06:06 PM by BaconZorp

Are you an alien? Because you look a lot like some aliens I've met before.

Watch this! Tails uses his tail-spinning ability to hover above the ground briefly. I guess you could say it does!

edited 14th Dec '16 3:38:57 PM by DrNoPuma

Two-tailed fox? Oh hey, my grand-pappy used to tell me stories 'bout them! Is it true that y'extra tail brings ya good fortune?

Damnit, I forgot to answer this one. I don't like to leave these blank, so pretend I'm still using Gideon for this one.

Uhh... sure! I-I mean, I ain't the smartest o' foxes, but I ain't gonna turn down a thinkin' challenge just 'cause it's hard! To 'ave tried an' failed is better than havin' not tried, if y'ask me.

edited 20th Dec '16 4:20:38 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Would you be interested in playtesting this new chess variant I thought up? It's simpler, but no less fun!

In a way, both. My Princess always comes to me when she wants to play, which is very often, and I find it sharpens the wits and grasp of strategy even thinking of the rules. Sometimes I can negotiate settlement of wars through them.

edited 14th Dec '16 6:11:40 PM by TheGreatUnknown

About these games of yours... why do you make them? Is it your job, or just a hobby?

Nah, it's fine. My real name is Walks. It goes back a long time ago. There was this girl, ya see. We used to skip together every day, just for fun. Until one day... we were attacked by the evil Klorgbane the Destroyer. She... sacrificed herself to save me. From then on, I vowed to skip everywhere in her memory, and that's why I changed my name.

edited 14th Dec '16 6:14:38 PM by DrNoPuma

So why are you named after your way of movement? I don't mean to sound like a... what's the word... mean girl, but that seems pretty silly!

I'm not one! I'm a Shy Gal! There's a pretty big difference!

edited 15th Dec '16 8:35:30 AM by BaconZorp

Hey, what kinda Shy Guy are you supposed to be? You don't look evil at all!

I was using Batbear when you asked this, right? No. You may not hug Batbear.

edited 16th Dec '16 7:37:08 AM by DrNoPuma

Aww, you're so cute! Can I hug you?

Well, as long as they feel happy! That's what really matters, right? I just want people to be happy! Only if they ask, though. I don't want to start anything after all!

edited 20th Dec '16 4:22:20 PM by BaconZorp

What, exactly, do you hope to accomplish by spreading your so-called 'masks'? It is not true bliss you are inducing. Merely an illusion; a false paradise. You are blinding them to the possibility of a higher salvation.

(As D the Snifit-Gal) Nothing much, far as I can tell. Though I think I'm a bit more assertive than they are. Oh yeah, and I can vacuum food up into my mouth. So there's that.

edited 22nd Dec '16 3:13:08 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

   What differences are there between you and the other masked ones?   

edited 21st Dec '16 6:42:45 PM by RandomWriter413

Do you love fast food?

When do you think we'll get to have another of those "Super Smash Bros." get togethers?

My Waddle Dees? Well, they're loyal! And there's one in particular who's a great servant and fighter.

Also, Kirby eventually saves us. I really underestimated him back in the day.

edited 22nd Dec '16 8:01:17 PM by DrNoPuma

Why do you continue to rely on agents so clearly and repeatedly proven incompetent? Actually, how do you?

Of course I can. Which is to say, I have agents and soldiers everywhere who will subvert and destroy you directly and indirectly before you even get close.

edited 23rd Dec '16 7:00:24 AM by TheGreatUnknown

If you're a so-called queen, can you defend your pitiful subjects from destruction? Or are you just another armchair ruler worthy only of a nasty wake-up call?!

Cry me a river, idiot! I'm not simply 'angry', I am violence incarnate! You expect me to waste my time on every bug I step on?! You're even dumber than you look!

edited 23rd Dec '16 12:38:35 PM by PresidentStalkeyes

Why do you rely soley on anger? Can you not accept sorrow in your life at all, so you cover it with destruction? Is that really any better?

You're no better than the one above me, you just replaced anger with empty pleasure. Does this world really have no place for me? Am I that despised?

Hey! Don't feel so bad about yourself, she just wanted to cheer you up. After all, too much of any single emotion is bad, isn't it? You could take your own advice one of these days.

edited 23rd Dec '16 12:04:08 AM by Cabe_Bedlam