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arcada188 Goon Squad to your service! from YOBA
Goon Squad to your service!
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:09:21 AM

The mall is annihilated, along with the rest of Earth.

[down][nja]

edited 4th Nov '16 8:11:21 AM by arcada188

"Mole, you dummy. Let me rub her." "Hey! I didn't even get my candy bar yet, Mepps!"
Skiller2 Championsen from The Bay Area Relationship Status: Abstaining
Championsen
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:10:36 AM

[nja] He(?) looks kinda creepy. I don't think he would get many children.

edited 4th Nov '16 8:14:41 AM by Skiller2

fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:22:17 AM

He'd probably be either relieved that he doesn't have to unclog UKball's toilet for the time being, or exasperated by the fact that all the jobs he can get have low pay.

Probably the latter, though.

edited 4th Nov '16 8:23:38 AM by fdiaperhead

↳ Redirecting to Mvfl G.
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:23:46 AM

He tells the kids what they want. They want communism to spread.

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:24:49 AM

He's a good one. Although I don't know how many people would let a polar bear near their kids.

Now known as Cyber Controller
arcada188 Goon Squad to your service! from YOBA
Goon Squad to your service!
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:30:36 AM

He is fired for ogling the women and proclaiming a communist revolution that does not get anywhere.

"Mole, you dummy. Let me rub her." "Hey! I didn't even get my candy bar yet, Mepps!"
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Nov 4th 2016 at 9:10:25 AM

Seeing as she can shapeshift, the children love her, and she's alright with that.

Unfortunately, Maou decides to use this as part of a scheme to ruin Christmas.

Fall.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Nov 4th 2016 at 1:28:40 PM

Everyone dies. The end.

Now known as Cyber Controller
TheGreatUnknown Dust the Jackal from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Dust the Jackal
Nov 4th 2016 at 3:28:44 PM

The mall is faced with a variety of lawsuits, and many, many children are traumatized for years to come whenever they think about Santa.

Strike like a storm in the desert, then disappear. The Jackal Squad's pack tactics are unrivaled!
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Nov 5th 2016 at 12:51:08 PM

She has to pull a Hugh Mann, and may or may not succeed.

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Nov 5th 2016 at 12:58:31 PM

All the parents sue the mall.

Now known as Cyber Controller
TheWhiteWolf Daddy's Little Girl from USA Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Daddy's Little Girl
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:39:05 PM

The children run away from him.

"If there's so much I must be, can I still just be me the way I am?"
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:45:50 PM

One thing's for sure: everyone's gonna wonder why what appears to be a dog is dressed like Santa as well as how he even got the job.

edited 19th Nov '16 5:47:53 PM by IchigoMontoya

Mhazard ZERO TWO from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
ZERO TWO
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:47:47 PM

He beats children into submission whenever he's told to gift them.

Cute girls are cute.
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:48:30 PM

[up][up]No children approach, except one kid who asks for a robot.[nja]

edited 19th Nov '16 5:48:47 PM by ZeroL

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:49:19 PM

[up][up]Unknowingly, Kyubey is using her as a recruiting center during her time.

[up]A little angsty, but Roxas is able to handle the kids very well.

edited 19th Nov '16 5:49:50 PM by TheFarmboy

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Nov 19th 2016 at 7:55:12 PM

All the kids (and parents) try to catch it in Pokemon GO.

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 19th 2016 at 7:56:27 PM

They are very creeped out, despite the perfect smile.

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Murataku Likes: Money, Fire, Booze from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Likes: Money, Fire, Booze
Nov 24th 2016 at 1:32:09 AM

Literally just a raccoon stuffed into a Santa costume and sicced on innocent children. Children are bitten. Rabies scare. Parents complain. Disgruntled employee in elf costume who started it all is fired.

What? They're my orphans, I can do what I want to them. You don't like it, get your own.
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Nov 24th 2016 at 6:48:54 AM

The children are terrified, although Incineroar may or may not try to be a good Santa.

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
arcada188 Goon Squad to your service! from YOBA
Goon Squad to your service!
Nov 24th 2016 at 6:50:04 AM

The children naturally tear Mangle apart.

"Mole, you dummy. Let me rub her." "Hey! I didn't even get my candy bar yet, Mepps!"
DrNoPuma This feels like an Arcada188 avatar from the Carnival! :) Relationship Status: Barbecuing
This feels like an Arcada188 avatar
Nov 26th 2016 at 6:15:23 PM

The children make fun of him for being a Gonk. This makes him mad, but if he attempts to eat them, he won't succeed.

edited 26th Nov '16 6:50:18 PM by DrNoPuma

I'm in a bad mood, for they give me no food!
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Nov 26th 2016 at 6:18:26 PM

Red Meance is perfect for the job. Though maybe he shouldn't give away any of Frogg's inventions.

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
RandomWriter413 Darth Nihilus from On the ceiling, winking at you. Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Darth Nihilus
Nov 26th 2016 at 6:21:18 PM

Daisy is an excellent Santa, though kids call her Ms Clause.

Fall.
TheGreatUnknown Dust the Jackal from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Dust the Jackal
Nov 26th 2016 at 6:45:36 PM

He just stares at kids until they run away crying in fear, beard or no beard. Later he gets a much more profitable job as Krampus.

Strike like a storm in the desert, then disappear. The Jackal Squad's pack tactics are unrivaled!

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