The Sun’s Firstborn
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He(?) looks kinda creepy. I don't think he would get many children.
edited 4th Nov '16 8:14:41 AM by Skiller2
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He tells the kids what they want. They want communism to spread.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Red Like Santa
He's a good one. Although I don't know how many people would let a polar bear near their kids.
Now known as Cyber Controller
PINNACLE OF MAN
He is fired for ogling the women and proclaiming a communist revolution that does not get anywhere.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Seeing as she can shapeshift, the children love her, and she's alright with that.
Unfortunately, Maou decides to use this as part of a scheme to ruin Christmas.
Red Like Santa
Everyone dies. The end.
Now known as Cyber Controller
The mall is faced with a variety of lawsuits, and many, many children are traumatized for years to come whenever they think about Santa.
She has to pull a Hugh Mann, and may or may not succeed.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
Red Like Santa
All the parents sue the mall.
Now known as Cyber Controller
(ON INDEFINITE HIATUS)
The children run away from him.
She/they. Hirrus Clutumnus is my comfort character
One thing's for sure: everyone's gonna wonder why what appears to be a dog is dressed like Santa as well as how he even got the job.
edited 19th Nov '16 5:47:53 PM by IchigoMontoya
He beats children into submission whenever he's told to gift them.
*Vague plotting intensifies*
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No children approach, except one kid who asks for a robot.
edited 19th Nov '16 5:48:47 PM by ZeroL
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Unknowingly, Kyubey is using her as a recruiting center during her time.
A little angsty, but Roxas is able to handle the kids very well.
edited 19th Nov '16 5:49:50 PM by TheFarmboy
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!All the kids (and parents) try to catch it in Pokemon GO.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
*Vague plotting intensifies*
They are very creeped out, despite the perfect smile.
My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Fits in Heavy's pocket!
Literally just a raccoon stuffed into a Santa costume and sicced on innocent children. Children are bitten. Rabies scare. Parents complain. Disgruntled employee in elf costume who started it all is fired.
The last thing you hear before an unstoppable juggernaut bisects you with a minigun.The children are terrified, although Incineroar may or may not try to be a good Santa.
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
PINNACLE OF MAN
The children naturally tear Mangle apart.
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.The children make fun of him for being a Gonk. This makes him mad, but if he attempts to eat them, he won't succeed.
edited 26th Nov '16 6:50:18 PM by DrNoPuma
I haven't played the particular game that Tango is from, but still... robo kitty. :D
May the Fourth, yeah yeah.
Red Meance is perfect for the job. Though maybe he shouldn't give away any of Frogg's inventions.
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground!
Daisy is an excellent Santa, though kids call her Ms Clause.
He just stares at kids until they run away crying in fear, beard or no beard. Later he gets a much more profitable job as Krampus.
The mall is annihilated, along with the rest of Earth.
edited 4th Nov '16 8:11:21 AM by arcada188
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.