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arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:09:21 AM

The mall is annihilated, along with the rest of Earth.

[down][nja]

edited 4th Nov '16 8:11:21 AM by arcada188

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
Skiller2 The Sunís Firstborn from The Bay Area Relationship Status: Abstaining
The Sunís Firstborn
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:10:36 AM

[nja] He(?) looks kinda creepy. I don't think he would get many children.

edited 4th Nov '16 8:14:41 AM by Skiller2

fdiaperhead Currently inactive from somewhere else Relationship Status: Sinking with my ship
Currently inactive
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:22:17 AM

He'd probably be either relieved that he doesn't have to unclog UKball's toilet for the time being, or exasperated by the fact that all the jobs he can get have low pay.

Probably the latter, though.

edited 4th Nov '16 8:23:38 AM by fdiaperhead

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DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:24:49 AM

He's a good one. Although I don't know how many people would let a polar bear near their kids.

Now known as Cyber Controller
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Nov 4th 2016 at 8:30:36 AM

He is fired for ogling the women and proclaiming a communist revolution that does not get anywhere.

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Nov 4th 2016 at 9:10:25 AM

Seeing as she can shapeshift, the children love her, and she's alright with that.

Unfortunately, Maou decides to use this as part of a scheme to ruin Christmas.

Awesome tune.
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Nov 4th 2016 at 1:28:40 PM

Everyone dies. The end.

Now known as Cyber Controller
TheGreatUnknown Semi-Wicked from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Semi-Wicked
Nov 4th 2016 at 3:28:44 PM

The mall is faced with a variety of lawsuits, and many, many children are traumatized for years to come whenever they think about Santa.

"Villain? Ha. Everyone is a villain to someone."
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
hamza678 Red Like Santa from Christmas Beacon.
Red Like Santa
Nov 5th 2016 at 12:58:31 PM

All the parents sue the mall.

Now known as Cyber Controller
TheWhiteWolf a from USA Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
a
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:39:05 PM

The children run away from him.

"The suffering of others is the most amusing thing there is." - King Dedede, Hoshi no Kaabii
IchigoMontoya Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:45:50 PM

One thing's for sure: everyone's gonna wonder why what appears to be a dog is dressed like Santa as well as how he even got the job.

edited 19th Nov '16 5:47:53 PM by IchigoMontoya

Mhazard SEKIRO from Hong Kong Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
SEKIRO
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:47:47 PM

He beats children into submission whenever he's told to gift them.

Cute girls are cute.
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:48:30 PM

[up][up]No children approach, except one kid who asks for a robot.[nja]

edited 19th Nov '16 5:48:47 PM by ZeroL

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Nov 19th 2016 at 5:49:19 PM

[up][up]Unknowingly, Kyubey is using her as a recruiting center during her time.

[up]A little angsty, but Roxas is able to handle the kids very well.

edited 19th Nov '16 5:49:50 PM by TheFarmboy

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
ZeroL *Vague plotting intensifies* from a dimension with 700 too many of me Relationship Status: [TOP SECRET]
*Vague plotting intensifies*
Nov 19th 2016 at 7:56:27 PM

They are very creeped out, despite the perfect smile.

My new plan is so secret that even I cannot understand its full scope!
Murataku Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid from Straya Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
Jazz Maverick and the Sunshine Kid
Nov 24th 2016 at 1:32:09 AM

Literally just a raccoon stuffed into a Santa costume and sicced on innocent children. Children are bitten. Rabies scare. Parents complain. Disgruntled employee in elf costume who started it all is fired.

Vince, every time you get near a mirror you end up mesmerised by your own reflection. You're like a budgie.
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Nov 24th 2016 at 6:48:54 AM

The children are terrified, although Incineroar may or may not try to be a good Santa.

Mood right now. I'm fine, I'm just tired, and I like dark and emotional music.
arcada188 make moles great again from YOBA
make moles great again
Nov 24th 2016 at 6:50:04 AM

The children naturally tear Mangle apart.

"I could mold them in my image. Hone them into criminal geniuses, the only ones capable of carrying on my empire!"
DrNoPuma Resident of the storage room from the world revolving Relationship Status: Is that a kind of food?
Resident of the storage room
Nov 26th 2016 at 6:15:23 PM

The children make fun of him for being a Gonk. This makes him mad, but if he attempts to eat them, he won't succeed.

edited 26th Nov '16 6:50:18 PM by DrNoPuma

Mood right now. I'm fine, I'm just tired, and I like dark and emotional music.
TheFarmboy Ka-BOOM! from the comfort of my own home. Relationship Status: I LOVE THIS DOCTOR!
Ka-BOOM!
Nov 26th 2016 at 6:18:26 PM

Red Meance is perfect for the job. Though maybe he shouldn't give away any of Frogg's inventions.

"Go to Hell! And tell the Devil, I'm coming for him next!"
RandomWriter413 Galeem from On the ceiling, winking at you Relationship Status: Star-crossed
Galeem
Nov 26th 2016 at 6:21:18 PM

Daisy is an excellent Santa, though kids call her Ms Clause.

Awesome tune.
TheGreatUnknown Semi-Wicked from Kittering Castle Relationship Status: Non-Canon
Semi-Wicked
Nov 26th 2016 at 6:45:36 PM

He just stares at kids until they run away crying in fear, beard or no beard. Later he gets a much more profitable job as Krampus.

"Villain? Ha. Everyone is a villain to someone."

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