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Oreo-Chan is the first to die this season...
hey
Welcome to District 9! We've got an uppercase E with a mace from an astronaut and a (possible) maniacal love for apple cider, a lowercase E with no real traits so far (although they have seen the glory of the Wunder Boner), some fish sticks with a broken nose and a love for Mario Party, and a sourdough burger who participates in snowball fights! Also Sourdough was the one who broke Stickson's nose. I don't think they like each other.
(I'm just gonna leave a report like this about the district after every new post.)
hey
Ivypool is a boss.
Well I have no idea what's going on. How are my tributes doing I can't get the images on my device
edited 25th Nov '17 7:28:10 PM by JediNinjaKat
Fan Wing, Pegasister, warrior cat, a District 7, Ravenclaw, a demigod
Braids From S286 Not Included
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Ash ran away from the Cornucopia while Lana teamed up with Robert and Rezcow for supplies; then Ash played Mario Party with Count von Count, Schoolgirl!Sayaka, and Fish Stickson while Lana got third place in a triathlon.
edited 25th Nov '17 7:32:45 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Mother fuck.
She/Her | inactive for now
Pfft, Hajime's Ass XD
Aww, Nagito lost the triathlon! Looks like he's in a bad luck phase!
Last update before I go to bed.
Battle Music
- Cuppa Joe and Nagito do some pranking.
- King Cold pays the other tributes to listen to his advice.
- A clown drinks some spilled hot chocolate after somehow shooting it int he head.
- Well, that's one way to piss off Frieza.
- The Simulator gets involved in an event that needs to be slightly fixed.
- USBall sends a tribute to Heaven to be smited by God.
- Cooler turns out to be in league with the SCP Foundation.
- That's one soggy melt. Lana/Melt
- Sayaka/lowercase e
- Count von Count was too busy counting down the timer to stop some explosives.
- Frost becomes the latest STD victim.
- Cooler takes out the Simulator with him.
- Mmm, luau.
- Rezcow takes a vacation with the Grim Reaper.
- Nagito and King Cold eat at Pizza Hell.
- Sayaka takes a literal bloodbath.
- USBall wins the Wheel of Fortune.
- Cuppa Joe writes up a crazy crossover.
- Lahwhinie play on her new Nintendo Switch.
edited 25th Nov '17 10:24:53 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
Hydraloonie
You suck ruined dragon.
Progress has it's stepping stones.
Yeah, I'd rather not learn how Frost came to acquire that STD.
Braids From S286 Not Included
Lahwhinie is a girl. (Shot for pedantry)
And why would a ten-year-old pretend to date a vampire who's been around since the 19th century?! But then again, he's been 10 for 20 years already.
edited 25th Nov '17 10:30:32 PM by TroperNo9001
"Rarity, are you okay? We gotta get you and your friends outta here soon!"
Fixed. Was tired when I wrote that, plus my internet was acting up, so it was kinda rushed.
Also, just came up with a new event:
- (Player1) is abducted by a negative space wedgie and is never seen again.
edited 25th Nov '17 10:27:04 PM by TheGamechanger
The League of Heroes
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Dammit, Misdreavus. Was eating that rat earlier that worthy of punishment?
Oh come on, Terri! Lighten up! What are you screaming at?
hey
Welcome back to District 9!
Our friend UPPERCASE E was suspicious about Lahwhinie actually being the mother of their child, but that turned out to be wrong. But who is their child? Might be lowercase e. Or maybe it's Apple Cider. They seem pretty obsessive over them.
lowercase e had sex right in front of Stickson...but then he had a luau! Hoorah!
Stickson won Rezcow's belongings, too! That makes up for the sex thing! Maybe there was a prosthetic nose in there.
And Sourdough just enjoyed a hot spring and made a perfume car...
hey
In love with an Uptown Girl
Oh hey! Bobble got someone there! Yes! Finally, one of my tributes is being competent!
Wait, what's the schoolgirl doing-
FUUUUUUUU
Please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste. Nice to meet you, hope you can guess my name.
Underworld Angel
Don't know how a robot won a pie eating contest.
In my medical opinion the HEAVY IS DEAD!
Umm, you do realize that SCP-682 is going to be in the next Hall of Fame, right?
She/Her | inactive for now
I see Nagito's being friendly with the other tributes. Sooner or later though, he'll attempt murder and everyone will hate him...
Meito Anizawa, Anime Tenchou
Welp, rip luckystar-Akira :c
edited 26th Nov '17 12:41:40 AM by Zanreo
"Leftover items still have value!"
PINNACLE OF MAN
Don't worry, pal! The Invisible Detective is still alive, so he'll take his time to mess with the other tributes by eating apples!
I am the most suitable partner for Gaia. I have some bad news. You will not make it to Eden. This is the end of your journey.
Light and Hope
Okay... still going strong. I may be Tempting Fate, but I hope M doesn't die by getting shot. Considering Skyfall, I would cry if she dies that way.
Hope: "Let's go. We'll be together." Lightning: "I only know... that soon, we'll be together."
noice one hgs
...rip
Ivypool is a boss.
Wow Ash that was surprisingly weird for you. Although it would explain why he doesn't notice girls crushing on him until they outright tell him. He's gay and aromantic!
Fan Wing, Pegasister, warrior cat, a District 7, Ravenclaw, a demigod
Yup, my luck is truly gone, I see. 
C'mon Cementoss!
Most lit theory ever
And yes I am just here setting up a funeral for Cat Noir haha
What could Q have possibly said/done to convince Frost to give up on his dreams?